This page is the transcript for "Ugly Moons".

(Episode begins at the Space Tree.) Colonel Rawls: (Doing push-ups) Fourty-seven, fourty-eight, fourty-nine. (The phone rings as he picks it up and answers) Colonel Rawls: Rawls speaking. What's that? Meteor? Heading right towards the space tree? Activate space binoculars. (He looks inside the binoculars and then he sees a face of himself) What in the--? Decrease magnification. (The space binoculars zooms out to see space bush men pulling their pants down with Rawls face on their underwears) Carlton Tanner: Got you again, Rawls! (Laughs) Colonel Rawls: (Groans) Space bush! (Cut to Muscle Man in Colonel Rawls' office)

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