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Worldwide, there have been many edits to Regular Show. This page shows every censor made to the series in the United Kingdom, as well as other countries.

Contents

Edits

In General

Most times when inappropriate words are used, they are censored: "crap" is mostly changed to "crud", "pissed" is changed to multiple variants, such as "ticked', "moron" is mostly changed to "idiot" and "turd" is changed to "plank".

Shorts

USA! USA!

You can see this short's censors here.

  • "And Australia's founders were doing hard labor!" was changed to "And in Australia, you'll need a translator!"

Fun Run

You can see this short's censors here.

  • A brief few seconds of Pops being naked was cut.

Season 1

The Power

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • Mordecai and Rigby calling each other "holes" was cut.
  • "Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this S?" was changed to "Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this hole?"
  • The scene with the wizard urinating in the bush was edited, reducing the sound of urination and cutting the wizard's heavy breathing out.
  • "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronise our watches!" was cut.
  • "But he's gonna be pissed!" was changed to "But he's gonna be miffed!"
  • "You drillbit!" was cut.
  • "The forty dollars you two conned out of me with that stupid keyboard crap!" was changed to "The forty dollars you two conned out of me with that stupid keyboard crud!"

Just Set Up the Chairs

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we can set up these chairs!" was changed to "Benson's gonna drop his gumballs when he sees how good we can set up these chairs!"
  • "We're screwed!" was cut.

Caffeinated Concert Tickets

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "We're ready to rock your 11-15 year old pants off!" was changed to "We're ready to rock your 11-15 year old jeans off!"
  • "You're lucky I care about lady pecs" was cut.
  • The Coffee Bean squeezing coffee out of his nipples and into Mordecai and Rigby's mouths was cut.
  • "You morons! Get back here and help me pick up my gumballs!" was changed to "You idiots! Get back here and help me pick up my gumballs!"
  • "Aw, crap" was changed to "Aw, crud".

Death Punchies

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "What about you with your crappy mullet?" was changed to "What about you with your cruddy mullet?"
  • "My pepperonis are roasting down here!" was changed to "My chest hairs are roasting down here!"
  • The flashback of Mordecai kicking Rigby in the crotch was changed to a shot from earlier in the episode where Mordecai punches Rigby on the sofa.

Free Cake

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "But if you morons are lying to me..." was changed to "But if you idiots are lying to me..."
  • The scene in which the lights turn off and Muscle Man strips was shortened, so that Muscle Man's unzipping sounds are cut out and it ends when he says "Skips is gonna be so surprised-".
  • "Benson's gonna get pissed" was changed to "Benson's gonna go ballistic".
  • "Dude, I think we just screwed Skips!" was cut along with the following line: "And ourselves!"


Meat Your Maker

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "You pissed me off" was changed to "You ticked me off".
  • Skips crushing a can of soda with his head was cut.
  • "While you were dead..." was changed to "While you were unconscious..."

Grilled Cheese Deluxe

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • In the "Ostrich Thing with the Balls" video, the ostrich dropping the bat and kicking the old man in the crotch is cut.

The Unicorns Have Got to Go

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The unicorns' flashbacks were cut.
  • "You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up..." was changed to "You two idiots had better get this mess cleaned up..."
  • On the Region 2 DVD, Skips mentioning that the unicorns peed on his lawn was cut.

Prank Callers

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Holy crap!" was changed to "Holy crud!".
  • "I warned you to leave me alone, now I'm gonna prank you so hard, you're both gonna poop a duke!" was cut.
  • "Crap! He thinks we're pranking him!" was changed to "Crud! He thinks we're pranking him!"

Don

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "I don't want your freaking sugar!" was changed to "I don't want your stupid sugar!"
  • "Crap!" was changed to "Crud!".

Rigby's Body

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • Any use of the word "turd" is changed to "plank".
  • "I told him he was full of it!" was cut.

Mordecai and the Rigbys

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Holy crap!" was changed to "Holy crud!"

Season 2

Ello Gov'nor

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The shot of the British Taxi ejecting bones out of its exhaust pipe was cut.
  • "You're screaming like a frigging maniac!" was changed to "You're screaming like a flipping maniac!"
  • "Holy crap, it's real!" was changed to "Oh man, dude! It's real!"

It's Time

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The trailer for "Pajama Sisters 2" was cut.

Peeps

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Crap!" was changed to "Crud!"

My Mom

  • "I should have known better than to trust you two morons with such a straight forward task" was changed to "I should have known better than to trust you two idiots with such a straight forward task".
  • "You can't stick us with Muscle Man and Hi Fives, those guys are turds!" was changed to "You can't stick us with Muscle Man and Hi Fives, those guys are planks!"

Party Pete

  • "It takes guests with breasts, and mine don't count", was changed to "It takes guests with chicks, and my mom doesn't count".
  • The close up of Party Pete crotch-thrusting was changed to a close-up of him foot-tapping.

Muscle Woman

  • Muscle Man and Starla running towards each other in slow-motion was cut.

Temp Check

  • The redneck farting through a harmonica was changed to him shoving a kazoo up his nose.

Really Real Wrestling

  • "Do you think I'm a moron?" was changed to "Do you think I'm a dummy?"

Over the Top

  • The opening scene is cut, starting the episode at the McHooligan's restaurant.
  • "McHooligan's" is digitally removed from the front of the restaurant.
  • "McHooligans, round two!" was changed to "Family restaurant, round two!"
  • "Shotgun!" was cut.
  • Death spitting into Rigby's mouth was changed to him firing a laser from his finger towards Rigby.

The Night Owl

  • "I can't wait to shove a key into that!" was changed to "I can't wait to peel doughnuts in that sweet piece!"

Season Three

Terror Tales of the Park

You can see this episode's censors here.

Death Metal Crash Pit

  • "Do you know who else likes to get headbutted in the face?" was changed to "Do you know who else likes to get roundhouse-kicked in the face?"

In the House

  • The loud gunshots that come after Muscle Man getting dragged away were cut.
  • Muscle Man entering Rigby's house without any skin was cut.
  • Hi Five Ghost's ectoplasm spraying over Mordecai and Skips was cut, along with Benson's reaction.
  • Mordecai getting thrown into a bookshelf was cut.
  • "Show yourself! Bad show, very bad show!" was cut.
  • Mordecai getting up from the bookshelf was cut.

Slam Dunk

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The shot of Margaret cycling from her behind was changed to a more family-friendly shot of her cycling from her side.

Gut Model

  • The title card is not present in the UK version.

Fists of Justice

  • Archibald dropping to the ground was cut.

Dead at Eight

  • "You'd better get that kid to bed, or I'll haunt you turds for the rest of your lives!" was changed to "You'd better get that plank to bed, or I'll haunt you planks for the rest of your lives!"

Out of Commission

  • The scene where the cart is connected to a car via jumper cables was cut.
  • The sound of the cart's engine failing was replaced with the sound of bubbles.
  • Mordecai's line "Let's go get him" was replaced with Benson saying "Mordecai? Rigby? Did you get all that?"

Fancy Restaurant

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • Maitre'd dropping his fork while dead on a car was cut, and heavy breathing was dubbed over the top of the scene.

Diary

  • Rigby saying "Wapoosh!" changed to "Wahizip!"
  • "Yeah, your friend without benefits!" was changed to "Yeah, your friend that will never be more than a friend!"

The Best VHS in the World

  • "I hear these guys break thumbs" was changed to "I hear these guys punch faces".
  • "...or have our thumbs broken" was changed to "...or have our faces punched".
  • "I really enjoy my thumbs!" was changed to "I really enjoy my face!"

Fuzzy Dice

  • Benson mentioning "when the balls drop" along with Mordecai and Rigby's reaction was cut.

Sugar Rush

  • Everyone running in front of the train was cut.

Season 4

Exit 9B

  • The flashback of skinless Muscle Man from "In the House" was replaced by a shot of him throwing a brick in "Death Metal Crash Pit".
  • The scene freezes temporarily at the beginning of Muscle Man's "John Hancock" line.

Terror Tales of the Park II

You can see this episode's censors here.

Payback

  • The shot of Uncle Steve floating above Mordecai was replaced by a repeated shot of Uncle Steve showing up in a Pops portrait.

The Christmas Special

  • Quillgin shooting Santa Claus was cut.
  • The bullet holes in Santa's chest were digitally removed.
  • "Well sorry to disappoint you, but I was just shot at! Fell 3500 feet and crashed through a garage! Besides, all that other stuff is just made up by advertising companies!" was cut.

T.G.I. Tuesday

  • Rigby laughing at Benson's "Oh, they were huge!" and getting punched was cut.

Firework Run

  • The scene with the guard at Hector's friend's house was cut.
  • Hector's gold machine gun was replaced with a bazooka.

K.I.L.I.T Radio

  • The record going through Donny G's stomach was changed to it getting stuck in his stomach.
  • The closing scene replaces Donny G's hole in his stomach with his regular clothes.

Family BBQ

  • "You know your father, always thinking with his chopper" was changed to "You know your father, always thinking with his helicopter".

Country Club

  • "It smells like barf!" was changed to "It smells like armpits!"

Sleep Fighter

  • The ostrich kicking the man in the crotch was changed to the ostrich flapping its wings.

Party Re-Pete

  • The shot of Benson crotch-thrusting was frozen.

Season 5

Silver Dude

  • "I'm the God of Street Performing!" was changed to "I'm the Dude of Street Performing!"

A Skips in Time

  • Walks spitting on the book was cut.

Survival Skills

  • "Watch out, buns! It's time to shove some patties into you!" was changed to "Watch out, buns, 'cause some hamburger patties are coming for you!"
  • "See you on the other side!" was changed to "In 50 years, I'm probably gonna die of natural causes!"

Terror Tales of the Park III

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Do you prefer creamy or chunky?" was cut.
  • The giant paper bag shivering and leaking peanut butter and jelly was changed to a loop of it shaking and not leaking anything.

Bank Shot

  • "The God of Basketball?" was changed to "Nice ride, dude!"

Power Tower

  • The high-pitched standby sound that plays at the end of Muscle Man's shredder tape is replaced by a low-pitched standby sound.

The Thanksgiving Special

  • The scene freezes during the line "Things have certainly been heating up in the kitchen!".

The Heart of a Stuntman

  • Rigby making gestures about Johnny Crasher's lazy eyes was changed to him lowering his arm.

New Year's Kiss

  • "The balls are dropping on my watch which means it's time..." was changed to "My watching is telling me it's time..."

Dodge This

  • Instead of the park dodgeball team being named "Benson's Ballerz", it is changed to "Benson's Bomberz".

Portable Toilet

  • "Let's drop a laser gun number 2 on this duke bucket!" was changed to "Let's liberate some latrines!"

The Postcard

  • The butt on the cover of the Fart Weekly magazine is replaced by a gas mask.

Guitar of Rock

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "We have received confirmation that American icon Bruce Rock has died after tragically falling off a five foot stage" was changed to "This just in, American icon Bruce Rock has just stopped being alive after falling off a five foot stage" for dying is deemed too inappropriate for children (It is also considerably funnier).

Skips' Story

  • "And if your aim is true, then the nail is driven in" was cut.
  • "Don't forget, she's someone's little girl!" was changed to "Remember, I can find out where you live!"
  • Klorgbane repeatedly punching Skips in the face was replaced by a shot of him swinging his arm back.
  • The ceiling falling on top of Mona was changed to a shot of her looking away from the ceiling, cutting before it hits her.

Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys

  • "If I can't take them off, I can't cool them off! Simple science, bro!" was changed to "Do you want me to pass out from heat exhaustion? Get over it, bro!"
  • Eileen slowly saying "Feel better now?" was changed to her saying her following line, but getting cut off by a cough.
  • "We didn't wanna end up as British dirtbags..." was changed to "We didn't wanna end up as two losers..."

I Like You Hi

  • "Not at making out with girls!" was changed to "Not at hanging out with girls!"

Expert or Liar

  • Rigby getting punched by the Expert or Liar team was changed to him getting pushed.
  • Rigby getting punched by a thug was changed to him getting spun around and thrown away.

Catching the Wave

  • "Yeah, Peachy's dead!" was changed to "Yeah, Peachy's gone!"

Gold Watch

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • Benson getting punched by the sheriff was changed to him getting pushed.

Paint Job

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • During the opening scene, where Mordecai is throwing pizza at Rigby, a plate is digitally added into Rigby's hands.

Take the Cake

  • "Line cutters! Line cutters are gonna get cut!" was changed "Line cutters! Line cutters!"

Skips in the Saddle

  • "Do you know who else likes to polish people's rocks?" was changed to "Do you know who else dabbles in petrology?"
  • Skips punching the T Shirt Man in the face was changed to him swinging his arm towards him.

Thomas Fights Back

  • "It wrecks havoc on my pepperonis!" was changed to "It wrecks havoc on my chimichangas!"
  • "Fire at will!" was changed to "Tomato blast them!"

Bachelor Party! Zingo!!

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Please! Spare my life! Take anything you want!" was changed to "Please! Not the face! Take anything you want!" due to the scene showing that Quips would risk his life to leave.
  • The sign that says "People who died trying the INFERNO CHALLENGE" was changed to "People who stopped living from trying the INFERNO CHALLENGE".

Tent Trouble

  • "We are not liable for any injuries or deaths!" was changed to "We are not liable for any permanent damages!"

Season 6

Daddy Issues

  • The title card is not present in the UK version.
  • "Hey man, what's with the balls?" was changed to "Hey man, what's with the golf balls?"

Terror Tales of the Park IV

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The UK version of the special is missing "Scary Movie Night". Because of this, the regular Terror Tales opening is not present and only includes credits for "The Hole" and "Unfinished Business", similar to how the first Terror Tales of the Park is aired outside of the Halloween season.
  • Everything between Benson's "We've come too far to turn back now" and Muscle Man's "Whatever dude, we're here!" was cut, removing around 9 minutes.

The Hole

  • "That's only because you chose Uranus!" was changed to "That's only because you chose a dwarf star!"
  • Muscle Man ripping his pants out of his costume was changed to him ripping his shirt out of his costume.
  • "Sucks to be you, Pops!" was changed to "Tough break, Pops!"
  • "Get him down from there, Uranus..." was changed to "Get him down from there, dwarf star..."
  • Hi-Five Ghost's skeleton popping out of the hole was cut.
  • Benson kicking Pops' head to get it further into the hole was cut.

Unfinished Business

  • The first time Benson finds Mordecai and Rigby was cut.
  • Mordecai and Rigby going through Benson's arm and out of his eyes was cut.
  • The whole of December is cut but replaced with January (the calendar still shows that it's December) beginning when Benson runs to the closet.
  • Benson's endless stairs scenario is cut.
  • Mordecai and Rigby with their tongues interlocked was cut.
  • Benson lying flat on the floor after dying is replaced with a view from the top of the stairs, where the body cannot be seen.

The End of Muscle Man

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The title card is not present in the UK version.
  • The park workers looking at each other in confusion was replaced by a shot of Muscle Man walking while saying "Wait until they get a load of this surprise!"
  • The close-up of Muscle Man's body lying motionless on a glass sculpture was changed to him laughing quietly.

Lift With Your Back

  • The title card is not present in the UK version.

Eileen Flat Screen

  • "Whip it out!" was cut.
  • The bird holding a TV wire in its mouth was changed to it biting the TV.

The Real Thomas

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The Russian translation in the special's opening are not present in the UK.
  • Any mentions of "Russia" are replaced with the fictional country of "Druznia".
    • Related to this, "Russian" is changed to "Druznic".
    • All mentions of the "KGB" is changed to "M.O.M."
  • "Sweet dreams, Cartwright" was cut.
  • A snoring sound effect is added to the unconscious CIA agent and the two agents who get a lamp smashed against their heads.
  • "I saw Thomas take some guy out!" was changed to "I saw Thomas nap some guy out!"
  • The sprinkler head with the Russian warning on it has the Russian writing digitally removed.
    • Despite this, Rigby still acknowledges the writing.
  • "Handcuffs! Not sure these are ne-" was changed to "Handcuffs? Why would a school teacher need hand-?"
  • "Oh snap, now we're all boned!" was changed to "Oh snap, now we're all toast!"
  • Natalia punching Rigby was changed to her slapping him.
  • "I was born on a cold winter's night in Kiev" was shortened to "I was born on a cold winter's night".
  • "But I was abandoned as a baby and declared property of the state" was cut.
  • All Russian imagery or usage of the "CCCP" is digitally removed or cut out.
  • The Russian translation of "Operation Park Lift" is changed to its English counterpart.
  • Natalia's gun is digitally removed.
  • On Thomas' control pad, CCCP is changed to Druznia's fictional flag and KGB is changed to DSA.
  • Natalia crushing Benson's hand is cut.
  • "Imperialist dog!" was changed to "Nikolai, you traitor!"
  • The President slapping his butt was changed to him pointing at it.
  • "Do svidaniya, Nikolai" was changed to "Goodbye Nikolai"

The White Elephant Gift Exchange

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The elf jumping onto Muscle Man's stomach was replaced with a close-up of Muscle Man's face.
  • The close-up of Muscle Man's face being punched from the side to side was replaced with a shot of his legs jumping while the elf punches him.

Merry Christmas Mordecai

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "How about some of that holiday sugar?" was changed to "Oh, you're as sweet as figgy pudding!"

Sad Sax

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "CJ, I screwed up!" was changed to "CJ, I messed up!" due to mild language.

Park Managers' Lunch

  • "Gene sucks!" was changed to "Gene's lame!"
  • The image of a hand with its index finger pointing up on Benson's mask is changed to writing: "Shh!"

Married and Broke

  • "It makes them want to toss it!" was changed to "It makes them want to vomit!"

I See Turtles

  • "Let's see if these pigs can fly!" was changed to "Let's see if these cops can fly!"

Happy Birthday Song Contest

  • The man punching through the computer screen was changed to him pushing the computer over.

Benson's Suit

  • The guards complaining about being blown up was cut.
  • "Dig up a rich old uncle?" was changed to "Get it from a rich old uncle?"
  • "...and he killed my father!" was cut.

Party Horse

  • "Jerk Horse" was changed to "Dork Horse".

Garage Door

  • The scene freezes when Rigby says "Aw nuts!"

Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special

  • "More like Play Blows!" was changed to "More like Lame Bros!"
  • "Does this Play blow?" was changed to "Is this Lame, bros?"

Not Great Double Date

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The toilet on the Dump Cam shot was changed to a dumpster.
    • Despite this, when Margaret admits her feelings for Mordecai, the image back to a toilet.

Death Kwon Do-Livery

  • "In here! I'm pointing to my stomach!" was cut.

Season 7

The Lunch Club

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • "Rigby's a screw-up" was changed to "Rigby's a goof-up".
  • "Just go back to being a screw-up, Rigby!" was changed to "Just go back to being a goof-up, Rigby!"
  • "Shove it you decrepit old fart!" was changed to "Shove it you decrepit old man!"

Local News Legends

  • "Steroid use in that curling tournament" was changed to "Cut broom handles in that curling tournament"
  • "Sure the cameraman died," was changed to "Sure the cameraman was lost"

The Dome Experiment

  • "A zombie apocalypse...seriously?" was changed to "In space...seriously?".
  • The characters' knives are changed to various household items.

Cat Videos

  • Benson's line, "Nailed ya!" was changed to "Ah, caught ya!".
  • The close-up of the real Curmudgeon Cat is replaced with a close-up of the washing line that he fell off.

Terror Tales of the Park V

You can see this episode's censors here.

Mr Bossman

  • Benson picking up Mr Bossman and then throwing him was cut.
  • Benson cracking up Mr Bossman's head with the door along with his reaction: "Benson, you're cracking me up!" was cut.
  • The story ends early with the shot of Benson running towards the house.
  • After the story, Benson screaming "I'd never say something like that!" was cut.

Going Up

  • The elevator repairman pulling Hi Five Ghost into the elevator was cut.

Chocolatude

  • "That kid's dressed as a box of fart medicine!" was cut.
    • Rigby's following line "Where!?" was also cut.

The Return of Party Horse

  • "You're glue!" was changed to "You're toast!"

Sleep Cycle

  • "No, he's just dead!" was changed to "No, he's just gone!"

The Eileen Plan

  • "My brother stepped on your neck in Gym Class" was changed to "My brother pushed you around in Gym Class"

Win That Prize

  • "Nice zombie... walk?" including Scabby Grossman's limp was cut.
  • The paramedic pushing his hands into the prosthetic Pops' face was cut.
  • The close-up of Pops' Scabby Grossman legs limping was cut.

California King

  • "Whoo! Do not go in there, everybody!" was cut.

Cube Bros

  • Hi Five Ghost holding the robot head was cut.
  • Omnitech Corporation burning was shortened.

Marvolo the Wizard

  • A scene where people are throwing tomatoes into Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost was cut.
  • Pops' swooning was cut.

Pam I Am

  • Pam and Benson burping when they were flying down was shortened.

Season 8

Cool Bro Bots

  • The Reaper Bot approaching Eileen with string was cut.

Welcome to Space

  • The dumpster which Benson is thrown into was changed to a cardboard box.

The Dream Warrior

  • Rigby's line, "Don't listen to him, Pops! I can take him", and his choking noises were cut.

Fries Night

  • "Butt Salt!" was changed to "Space Salt!".

The Space Race

  • A scene where one of the "Space Flower" racers freezes and breaks into pieces was cut.

Mordeby and Rigbecai

  • "I'm a short tiny freak!" was changed to "I'm a short tiny weirdo!"

Alpha Dome

You can see this episode's edit here.

  • "I'm ready to die right here with the ship!" was changed to "I'm ready to go down right here with the ship!".

Terror Tales of the Park VI

You can see this episode's censors here.

  • The fork sticking into Meatball Pops was cut.
  • Neil deGrasse Tyson burping was cut.

Fear Planet

  • The sharks biting off Benson's arms and him filling the gas with his mouth was cut.
  • Mordecai picking up the gas can was cut.

King Sized Candy Bars

  • Muscle Man being dragged by the vampire was cut.
  • The vampires getting shot was cut.
  • Mordecai and Rigby's deaths are cut.

Alien Roommate

  • Chance falling to the ground was cut.
  • "Worst. Roommate. Ever! First, she uses all the hot water and now she's taking Chance out of commission too!" was cut.
  • Recap Robot's head falling into Pops' hands was cut.

The Key to the Universe

  • Earl showing his naked body full of tattoos was cut.

Cheer Up Pops

  • "They were totally freaking festive!" was cut.

A Regular Epic Final Battle

  • "You'll kill us both, you fool!" was cut.
  • "My God..." was cut.

Movie

Regular Show: The Movie

You can see this movie's censors here.

  • "Go stuff it, Ross!" was changed to "No way, Ross!"
  • "But he died!" was changed to "Well, he's gone!"
  • "Always guard your pepperonis!" was changed to "Always guard your chimichangas!"
  • "Dude, did we just die, dude?" was changed to "Dude, are we alive, dude?"
    • After that, "Yeah, dude." was changed to "No, dude."
  • Skips' reaction to Ross lying on the floor was cut.
  • The scene where Mr. Ross is revived and Rigby cuts his neck collar was cut.

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