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"Well, well, well. Look who just came crawlin' back."

-Promise Pie to Mordecai & Rigby.

Promise Pie (voiced by J.G. Quintel) was the main antagonist in the Season Four episode, "Pie Contest".


He first appears in a garbage can. He lied to Mordecai and Rigby, saying he'd judge the pie contest for them when he actually intended on eating everybody instead. He then grew to a gargantuan size and began eating the contestants, claiming that he was lowering the competition to make judging simpler for them. He was defeated when Mordecai and Rigby told the truth about everyone's pies, each time shrinking him down to size. Mordecai ended up smashing him against a garbage truck, which ultimately ended up killing him for good.

He recently appeared in the episode The Real Thomas, where in a flashback, Promise Pie can be seen chasing after Mordecai and Rigby. It's also revealed that Thomas was sitting in the destruction and he did nothing to help them.


He is a small pie who can grow arms and legs, similar to how Garrett Bobby Ferguson and Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. do. He sounds a lot like Hi Five Ghost, only with a higher pitched voice. While talking to Mordecai and Rigby, Promise Pie reveals his real voice, which is deeper and demonic-sounding. After it frightens Mordecai and Rigby, however, Promise Pie continues using the higher pitched voice.


Note: If the sentence is in normal lettering, it means this is in his fake high pitched voice. If the lettering is in bold, it means this is in his true demonic voice.

"I can judge it for you."

"I'm in here, over in this trash can."


"I'm promise pie."

"Wait, I can help you."

"I can help you pick the winner."

"Oh yes, trust me. It'll be as easy as pie. Hahahahahahaha!

"Well, well, well. Look who just came crawlin' back."

"Of course I can. Just say the word and I'll make it as easy as pie."

"Oh, sure. I can use my natural voice. How's this?"

"Not a problem."

"I'll call you to come out as soon as it is done. Oh, and one more thing: no matter what you hear, don't come out 'til I say."

"Just don't come out till I say!"

"I'm narrowing down the competition, so it'll be easier for you to judge!"

"What about me, fellas?"


  • He has six pie holes, but when he grows arms and legs, they disappear.


"Pie Contest"

"The Real Thomas"