New Bro on Campus/Transcript

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(Episode begins with the park workers outside)

Benson: Alright, we got a lot of big jobs, so we're gonna work in pairs today. Pops and Skips, spray the paddle boats down by the docks. Mordecai and Rigby, take out the trash by the Snack Bar. Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost, my A-Team, I need you two to work your magic, and remove those old stumps by the playground.

Muscle Man: Uh, I'd rather work alone today.

(The park workers gasp)

Benson: What?

Muscle Man: You heard me, I want to work alone.

Hi-Five Ghost: Aw, come on! I said I was sorry.

Benson: Okay, what's the problem here?

Muscle Man: He uploaded a highly confidential video of me onto the internet.

Hi-Five Ghost: You labeled the files wrong, I got confused!

Muscle Man: It was your camera, bro, don't lay this on me!

Hi-Five Ghost: Well, I took the video down before is spread, didn't I?

Rigby: Oh, you mean this video? (He plays a video of Muscle Man holding a South of the Line chile relleno with tongs, wearing an apron that says "Kiss The Chef" in the kitchen on his phone)

Hi-Five Ghost (in the video): It's recording.

Muscle Man (in the video): For those of you who didn't believed me, I'm gonna be the first person to successfully fry a South of the Line chile relleno. Okay, here it goes, bro. (He drops the chile relleno into a fryer, but it explodes, burning off his clothes, then he starts squealing and panicking, he first knock down the dishes from the table, then he runs around screaming, knocking down the fryer, then he rolls on the floor until he stops. The park workers laugh)

Skips: Classic Muscle Man.

Rigby: Yeah, this thing has like fifty million hits too!

Pops: It's funny, because all of his clothes burned off!

(The park workers laugh again. Muscle Man stares angrily at Hi-Five Ghost)

Hi-Five Ghost: Look, Muscle Man, I...

Muscle Man: No, don't even say it, bro! The damage is done! I never want to speak to you again.

Hi-Five Ghost: Well, okay, if that's what you want, then I gotta go and see a thing. (He flies away)

Benson: Uh, alright. Muscle Man, in that case, you'll be with Mordecai and Rigby. I guess that's it. I'm gonna go and process all of this. (Benson, Pops and Skips walk away)

Mordecai: Dude, Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost looked that pretty bad. Maybe, you should go talk to him.

Muscle Man: Yeah, right! I'm glad he feels bad. I'm never speaking to that traitor again.

Mordecai: Come on, dude, that's crazy.

Rigby: Yeah, you guys have been best friends forever.

Muscle Man: Not so, bro.

Mordecai: What? What are you talking about?

Muscle Man: When I first met Hi-Five Ghost, I couldn't stand him. (Flashback begins at a high school in town) You see, back in high school, I was the most popular guy for miles.