Mordeby and Rigbecai/Transcript

One 3-D knitter.
Check.
Five boxes of freeze-dried taquitos.
Check.
Oh, sweet! They've got carne asada! You want one? No, dude.
If Benson catches us taking a snack break instead of doing inventory, he's going to flip his lid.
Now, come on.
What's next? Fine.
One, uh, uh What the heck is this thing? I don't know.
Hmm.
Hm-Hm-Hm! Rigby! Are you okay?! Rigby? Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, Rigby! Dude! Don't do that! Wait, how'd you get all the way over there? I don't know.
I was over here, and there was this flash of light, and then I was over there in that other pod.
Dude, do you realize what this is?! Teleporter! Hwah! Aagh! Yeah! Hwah! Okay.
Okay.
Oh, watch this! No, it's my turn! Dude, this'll just take a sec! No! Aagh, Rigby! Will you chill, man?! Geez! No! I want to go! Dude, I don't think we're supposed to go through together.
What are you talking about? I don't know.
What if we got messed up or something? Whatever, man, we're fine.
Still, I just don't think it's a good aagh! What? Dude, your butt! Aw, what?! I got your butt! Oh, great! Now I'm the one-cheek wonder.
I don't want your messed up butt.
Don't make fun of my butt.
Yeah, whatever.
What are we going to do about this?! I don't know.
Maybe if we go through again, we'll change back? Good idea.
Man, how do you walk around with this thing? It's all lopsided.
You're lopsided! What's going on in here!? Look at this mess! I knew I couldn't trust you guys with inventory.
Wait, Benson, we're almost finished! No.
You are done.