List of "My Mom" jokes

The "My Mom" jokes are a running gag in Regular Show. They are usually made by Muscle Man. Although some other characters have also made some "My Mom" jokes.

Season One

• Just Set Up the Chairs
  • You know who likes special entertainment like that? MY MOM!
• Don
  • I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!

Season Two

• Dizzy
  • You know who else has seen Pops today? (Benson: Who, your mom?) I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"?
• My Mom
  • You Know who else needs supervision? MY MOM!
  • You know who else rocks this hard? MY MOM!
  • You know who else has the best tacos in the city? (Rigby: Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off!) You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off? (Mordecai: We don't have time for this!) You know who else doesn't have time for this? (Mordecai and Rigby: UGH!!) You know who else says "Ugh"? MY MOM!
  • You know who I feel sorry for? MY MOM!
  • You know who taught Hi Fives to hot-wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss? My uncle, John. He's a mechanic. (Rigby: ...That's cool.) You know who taught him!? MY MOM!
  • Hey, Bobby, you know who else lifts like a champ? MY MOM!
  • Lift with the legs, Bobby! The legs! Like my mom!
  • Hey, Mordecai, you know who else messes around a lot? (In slow motion) MY MOM!
  • Mordecai: You know who else has a gap in their teeth? YOUR MOM!
  • Mordecai: You know who else is prematurely balding? YOUR MOM!
  • Rigby: You know who else finds their clothes in the garbage? YOUR MOM!
  • Mordecai: You know who else lives in their car? YOUR MOM!
  • Rigby: You know who else has fat ankles? YOUR MOM!
  • Mordecai: You know who else can't tell a-- (Muscle Man: AAAUUUGGGHHH!)
  • You know who else is going to have to get supervised again for not doing it right? MY MOM!
  • Rigby: You know who else really hates Muscle Man?
• This Is My Jam
  • You know who else blows a mean peace of brass? (Rigby: Here they come!)
• Muscle Woman
  • You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings? MY MOM!
• First Day
  • You know who else is gonna play quartz parchment shears for your old Silounna? (Pops: Who?) MY MOM!
• Go Viral
  • Rigby: You know what else is the best part? Gettin' twenty dollars from this guy!

Season Three

• Terror Tales of the Park
  • You know who else likes to get headbutted in the face? (Nigel: What?) MY MOM!
• Slam Dunk
  • You know who else likes to score so she can get computer rights for a week? MY MOM!
• Under the Hood
  • Do you know who else likes to clean up other people's messes? MY MOM!
  • You know who else smelles like a pile of butts? MY MOM!
• Fortune Cookie
  • You know who else is hot and tears through stuff? MY MOM!
• Gut Model
  • Hey, you know who else looks pregnant in photographs? MY MOM!
• Trucker Hall of Fame
  • Muscle Dad: You know who else got smokey on her tail? MY WIFE! (Young Muscle Man: MY MOM!)
• Fancy Restaurant
  • To which I replied: "My mom"
• Sugar Rush
  • You know who else likes to stuff themselves with their boss's free donuts? My mom! My mom! My mom! My mom my mom! My mommy mommy mommy mommy mom! My mommy mommy mommy mom EEYEEEOOOWWWWWW...!!!

Season Four

• Exit 9B
  • Mordecai: Do you know who else is C=8? (Muscle Man: Well actually, yes I do. It's my mom.)
• Terror Tales of the Park II
  • You know who else is like "What's up, Mr. President?" MY MOM!
• The Christmas Special
  • You know who else makes great cookies? My... uncle's bakery, on Fifth and Western.
• Skips' Stress
  • You know who else always answers these things? MY MOM!
• Trailer Trashed
  • You know who else leads to violence and horror?! MY MOM!

Season Five

• A Skips in Time
  • You know who else is easily impressed by cat checks? MY MOM!
• The Thanksgiving Special
  • You know who else had the better end zone dance? My--(someone places a hand on his shoulder) mom?
• Rigby in the Sky With Burrito
  • You know who else has done nothing since high school? My mom!
• Skips in the Saddle
  • You know who else likes to polish people's rocks?

Season Six

• New Bro on Campus
  • You know who else doesn't have any friends? My mom!
• Terror Tales of the Park IV
  • You know who else is the scariest? MY MOM!
  • You know who else can't handle the truth about their lame story?
  • You know who doesn't drop their trail mix when they get scared? My mom!
  • Muscle Man's Mom: You know who else likes scaring people? Me!

Season Seven

• Struck by Lightning
  • You know who else likes to mess around in the rain? My mom!
  • You know who else has a lot to think about? (Hi Five Ghost: Who?) MY MOM!
  • You know who else doesn't giving up on friendship? My mom!
• Cube Bros
  • You know who else scans her server? My mom!
  • You know who else is up to protocol? My mo...nitor!
  • You know who else has a pretty bad virus? My motherboard!
• Favorite Shirt
  • Mordecai: You know who else doesn't understand joke structure? My mom!
• Rigby's Graduation Day Special
  • You know who else has never gone off? My...

Season Eight

• Meet the Seer
  • Seer: You know who else is always so brash? (Muscle Man: Uh, who?) Seer: Come on, you know. (Muscle Man: I don't know what you're talking about, lady.) Seer: My mom.
• A Regular Epic Final Battle
  • You know who else goes really big to show their dominance, but is actually really small deep down? My...mom.

Regular Show: The Movie

• You know who else has a meeting in 8? My mom!
• You know who doesn't run out of gas? (Benson: Leave!)