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'''Roger:''' Of course you do! You two are responsible! Now go out there and win that limo so Maellard doesn't tear you limb from limb!
 
'''Roger:''' Of course you do! You two are responsible! Now go out there and win that limo so Maellard doesn't tear you limb from limb!
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''(Mordecai and Rigby stares at the gold trophy)''
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'''Man: '''Chauffeurs, start your engines!
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''(Cars begin to start their engines)''
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'''Man: '''On your mark, get set, go!
 
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[[Category:Season Four Transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Season Four Transcripts]]

Revision as of 03:26, 10 April 2013

(Episode begins outside the park house with Mr. Maellard's limo)

Benson: All right, Mr. Maellard gets back from vacation today, so I need you guys to clean the limousine.

Rigby: Why don't we just wait till it rains? That's how I clean myself.

Benson: I want it looking as good as new when he comes in this afternoon. That's means washed, waxed, and detailed, got it?

Rigby: Yeah, yeah, we got it.

Mordecai: So, where are the keys?

(Benson has the keys in his hand)

Benson: Oh, you mean these keys?

Mordecai: Yeah.

Benson: Oh, no. I'll be holding onto these.

Rigby: Aw, what?! How are we gonna listen to the radio then?

Benson: Your job isn't listening the radio. It's to clean the car! (Turns red) Do it before Mr. Maellard gets back, or you're fired!

Rigby: Great -- No radio. This is gonna be so boring!

(Rigby opens the limo door, with club music playing. The scene shows the inside of Maellard's limo with couches, a polar bear mat, refrigerator, plasma TV screens, sink, telephone, and a back seat)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whooooa!

Mordecai: Dude, you know what's not boring? 'Limousine Lunchtime'!

(Mordecai takes out a bag, and the duo goes inside the limo)

Rigby: Yeah, now we're talking!

(Mordecai takes out two meatball subs from the bag)

Mordecai: Meatball suuub!

Rigby: Meatball suuub!

(Rigby chews on his meatball sub with dramatic music playing, and one of his meatballs falls from his sub in slow motion)

Rigby: (in slow motion)  Aaaaah!

Mordecai: (in slow motion) Noooooooo!

(Mordecai tries catching the meatball, but it already fell onto the seat and splattered)

Mordecai: Rigby!

Rigby: Stay cool man! It;s just one meatball. Oh!

(Rigby grabs the meatball that fell, but slips out of his hand in slow motion and hits Mordecai in his eye)

Mordecai: Ugh! My eyeball!

Rigby: (grunts) Whooooa!

(The duo's subs fell out of their hands and lands onto the seat, and once they saw the mess, they scream. The next scene shows Mordecai trying to wash the stain off)

Mordecai: Agh! It's still there!

Rigby: Dont's worry, dude -- I got it. This is my mom's special cleaning formula. (Rigby pours soda, and vinegar into the cleaning bucket) Club soda, vinegar, and some elbow greeease! (Rigby starts washing out the stain, but it wouldnt come off) By the power of my mom, stain be gone!

Mordecai: Hmm, maybe that's why the house is never clean. (groans) We're so fired!

Rigby: Hey man, it could be worse. (sees the meat sauce on his hand and dripping onto the floor) Huh?

Mordecai: (gasps) Dude!

Rigby: I'm sorry! I didn't know I had it on me! (Rigby slips on the meat sauce and falls onto the floor. The meat sauce splattered all over the limo) Agh!

Mordecai: Dude, stop moving!

Rigby: (shouts indistinctly)

(Mordecai grunts and grabs Rigby and they both fell onto the ground and grunted. The limo is now splattered with meat sauce)

Mordecai: We got to get Skips.

(Scene transitions to Skips examining the stain)

Skips: Huh. Yeah, this is pretty bad. Maellard loves this limo, almost more than he loves Pops.

Rigby: Can you fix it?

Skips: Nope. I know a guy who runs an auto-body shop, though. He could fix it for you.

Mordecai: We got to get the keys from Benson.

Rigby: Aw.

(Scene transitions to a TV, which is playing 'Better Bosses'. Benson was watching it, and Mordecai and Rigby attempted to get the keys with a stick through a window behind him without making any noise)

Man on TV: The key to being a better boss is -- diligence. Keep your eyes peeled. Never lose focus. Act as if your employees are right behind you at all times.

Benson: Poetry.

(Scene transitions outside to an auto-body shop with M and R standing outside with Mr. Maellard's limo)

Mordecai: Hello? Hello?!

(A man named Roger was underneath a car, fixing it)

Roger: We're closed!

Mordecai: But --

Roger: We're closed!

Rigby: This is an emergency! We got a limo!

(The man rolls out of the garage)

Roger: Limo?! What do you know about limos?! Huh?! (looks at Maellard's limo) Well, I'll be. What are you boys doing with Mr. Maellard's 'White Stallion'?

Mordecai: You know this car?

Roger: Heh, know it? Heck, I used to drive it!

(Roger pulls out a wallet with many photos of him when he drove the limo)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whooooa!

Roger: Yep, I used to be Mr. maellard's chauffeur back in the day. The name's Roger. Yep, it was good times driving this car -- Me and the Stallion cruising the Financial District together. So, what's the trouble with her? (Roger opens the door to the limo looking at the stains) What is that -- Pomodoro, Marinara?

Mordecai: Uh, meatball sub.

Roger: Hmm. All right, it won't be easy, but I'll see what I can do. Bring her in!

Mordecai: Thanks so much!

(The duo backs the limo into the garage, but the metal in the back scraps)

Mordecai: (gasps) I-It'll be fine.I'll just adjust it.

(Limo goes foward, and the metal scrapes. The duo gets out of the limo and scream)

Rigby: You can fix this, right?!

Roger: I'm a mechanic, not a magician.

Rigby: Dude, what are we gonna do?! Mr. Maellard's picking up the car in a few hours!

Mordecai: Face it, dude. We can't get out of this one. Let's just take it back.

(The duo sigh)

Roger: Actually, I know a way to get a limo just like this one.

Mordecai and Rigby: How?!

Roger: There's a place where he richest of the rich gather -- A secret place where the limos duke it out and the winner gets a brand-new limo. Limo...Demolition...Derby. It's the only way you're gonna get a new limo in time, unless you boys got a million bucks handy.

Rigby: How much is a million?

Mordecai: We'll do it.

(The scene changes to the gang driving the limo to the Limo Demolition Derby. The limo stops at a brick wall, with Rodger honking the horn. The brick wall was revealed to be brick gates, to which it opens and the gang drives the limo inside. The limo then drives into an arena with cheers and applause. M and R then stick their heads out the roof of the limo.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whooooa!

Man: Welcome to the Limo Demolition Derby, boys!

(There were men dressed in black suits cheering and applausing)

Roger: Don't look into the eyes of the millionaires! Their greed will blind you! (M and R both wimper) Now, the rules are simple, boys. When the ref rules your limo undriveable, you're out. But the last one standing gets to take home the prize limo -- A brand-new White Stallion!

(Rigby points to the new limo)

Rigby: Dude, there it is!

Mordecai: We have to win it.

Roger: Hang on, fellas! Let's talk strategy first. There's a couple of things of you should know before you go out there. One, go for the stretch limo first. It's at a disadvantage 'cause it's too long. Two, if you see a Jeep limo, take out its back wheels. Three, it's a scientific fact that gold limos are heavy. So take it to the mud, and that nugget will sink. You got all that?

Mordecai and Rigby: Uh...

Roger: Of course you do! You two are responsible! Now go out there and win that limo so Maellard doesn't tear you limb from limb!

(Mordecai and Rigby stares at the gold trophy)

Man: Chauffeurs, start your engines!

(Cars begin to start their engines)

Man: On your mark, get set, go!