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This page is the transcript for "Karaoke Video".

[Episode begins with a montage of Mordecai and Rigby singing at Carrey O'Keys. Cut to Mordecai and Rigby's bedroom]

Mordecai: [gets out of bed] Dude wake up, come on. [yawns] It's time for work.

Rigby: [flailing] Eh-eh-eh-eh! Lame! Dude, come on, let's go watch that karaoke tape from last night.

Mordecai: What tape?

Rigby: Dude, the tape from last night, remember? That old dude with the ponytail gave us a copy of our killer performance. [he says those last two words with flair]

Mordecai: Oh, yeah. Dude, we were awesome last night.

Rigby: Totally awesome!

Mordecai: Where'd you put it?

Rigby: Put what?

Mordecai: The tape.

Rigby: Oh, yeah. I put in the fridge.

Mordecai: Oh, yeah.

Mordecai and Rigby: To keep the tape as cool as were last night. Whhhhhooooooooa! [both spin out the door]

[Cuts to inside of the fridge. Fridge door opens and tape is visible]

Mordecai: So cool.

Mordecai and Rigby: Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.

[Mordecai takes tape and closes fridge door. Mordecai plays the tape]

Carrey O 'Key: (on tape) Give it up for Rigby and Mordecai!

[Mordecai and Rigby enter stage on the screen laughing]

Mordecai: (on tape) Dude! [pushes Rigby and picks up microphone] Hurry up, hurry up!

Rigby: (on tape) Alright. Hello, hello, hello!

Mordecai: (on tape) [taps Rigby] Dude, come on.

Rigby: (on tape) This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like dirt!

Mordecai: Dude, so awesome!

Mordecai and Rigby: (on tape) We got the right to choose it. There ain't no way to loose it. This is our life, this is our song. (laughs) Oh, we're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it, anymore.

Rigby: Hey, we're pretty good!

Mordecai and Rigby: (on tape) [dancing] Woo!

Man: (on tape) What aren't you gonna take?

Mordecai: (on tape) We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson. What a loser.

Rigby: (on tape) Yeah, go back to your sad apartment, and be alone forever!

Mordecai and Rigby: (on tape) Ohhhhhhhh!

Man: (on tape) What else, what else?

Rigby: (on tape) Yeah, and this know-it-all guy Skips, forget him.

Mordecai: (on tape) Yeah, if you're so smart, then why are you stuck working as a groundskeeper?

[Rigby laughs]

Mordecai: (on tape) I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

[Pan to Mordecai and Rigby with horrified faces]

Rigby: (on tape) Oh, dude, and Pops, Pops!

Mordecai: (on tape) Oh, yeah, and this guy Pops just says the dumbest things all the time. You're not as interesting as you think, Pops.

Mordecai and Rigby: (on tape) Ohhhhhhhhhh! [laughs] We're not gonna take it. No we ain't gonna take it!

[Pan back to Mordecai and Rigby still with horrified faces. Mordecai fast forwards the tape]

Rigby: (on tape) Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson.

[Mordecai laughs]

[Mordecai fast forwards the tape again]

Mordecai: (on tape, imitating Pops) Oh, I'm so old timey, I don't know what anything is.

Mordecai: What the heck are we doing?!

[Mordecai fast forwards the tape again]

Mordecai: (on tape, imitating Skips with a beefy voice) My name's Skips. Let me and my muscles stare at you condescendingly.

Rigby: (on tape) Walking? No, thanks. I'm too good for that.

[Mordecai fast forwards the tape again]

Mordecai: Do you remember any of this?

Rigby: No, no!

[Mordecai fast forwards the tape again. Rigby and Mordecai are laughing on the tape. Mordecai fast forwards the tape again. Rigby and Mordecai are laughing on the tape again. Mordecai fast forwards the tape again]

Rigby: Wait, stop, stop!

Carrey O 'Key: (on tape) What do you think, folks? Do you like these guys?

[Crowd on tape cheers]

Carrey O 'Key: (on tape) Hey, you boys don't mind if I play this video at my club as a promo, do you?

Mordecai: (on tape) Nah, whatever, dude.

Rigby: (on tape) You gotta give us a copy though, so we can re-live this night forever!

[Crowd on tape cheers wildly. Tape ends]

Mordecai: Dude, we can't let anybody see this.

[Door slams.]

Benson: (Off-screen) See what?

[Benson, PopsSkips, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost enter]

Mordecai: Uh.

Rigby: See this! Bam! [breaks tape in half]

Muscle Man: Pfft, I've seen that before. You're not the only one scared of technology.

Benson: What's this? [walks towards tape case] Carrey O' Key's Karaoke?

Pops: (gleefully) Did you say karaoke? Oh, I just love karaoke! Oh, we must go Benson, we must!

Skips: Yeah, that would be pretty fun!

Benson: Alright.

Mordecai and Rigby: (disbelievingly) What!?

Benson: Well I have been working you all pretty hard lately, so how 'bout we all go out tonight and karaoke it up, my treat?

(Pops, Muscle Man, Skips and Hi Five Ghost cheer)

Benson: Great idea, guys. Alright, let's finish our work for the day, fellas.

Muscle Man: This is gonna be awesome!

Pops: Ooh, I can feel the excitement in my bladder!

Rigby: Man, we're totally dead.

Mordecai: Dead? Dude, they're gonna hate us forever! [facepalms] Awww, why are we so dumb?

Rigby: It was the music, man! It fueled our frustrations, it wasn't our fault!

Mordecai: Whatever, we just can't let them see us trashing them. We gotta go find that master tape.

Rigby: But how are we gonna do that?

Mordecai: Dude, it'll be easy. We'll just go ask that fat dude for the tape, and if he says no, we'll just take it from him.

[But then the bodyguard Carl grabbed Mordecai and Rigby and threw them out the door at Carrey O' Key's]

Carrey O' Key: I said "no"! I can play that tape whenever I feel like it, and there's not a darn thing you can do about it. I don't wanna see you punks back here again. You're banned! [slams door]

[Scene cuts to the snack bar. Mordecai and Rigby walk up to Benson]

Mordecai: Benson! Hey, man, we need to talk to you about tonight.

Benson: I'm only paying for the songs. You're on your own for food and drinks. [walks away]

Muscle Man: Aww, what? Well, I've always got my gravy pouch. [pulls up shirt to reveal gravy pouch. Sucks gravy from a tube] Ahhh.

Mordecai: No, Benson, wait! We don't think going to karaoke tonight is such a good idea.

Benson: What?

Rigby: Karaoke's lame. We should do something really fun, like bowling!

Mordecai: Yeah, bowling's good! Or pool, the pool hall's always fun. Rap 'em up!

Benson: Guys, please.

Rigby: If we're throwing out halls, why not the greatest hall of them all?

Mordecai: Dance hall.

Rigby: Bingo!

Mordecai: (taking Rigby literally) Oh, bingo? Really?

Benson: Guys.

Rigby: No no no, dance hall, I was saying bingo like "You got it!". Bingo halls are for losers.

Benson: Guys! What is it with you two? I'm trying to do something nice for everyone, boost morale around here. Besides, I've already called the karaoke place and reserved a table.

Mordecai: But wait, can't we just-

Benson: No, we're going to karaoke, and you know what, now it's mandatory. Yup, mandatory having fun at karaoke night. You don't come and you're fired. [runs off] So deal with it!!!

Mordecai: Now what?

[Cut to Carrey O' Key's]

Pops: Ooh, look how many songs. I'm gonna sing them all!

Benson: No, Pops, just one. (smiling) Skips, what're you gonna sing?

Skips: Do they have anything with Spanish guitar?

Muscle Man: [fist pumping] Woo! Skips bringing it old school! Woo!

Benson: Ugh. Where's Mordecai and Rigby?

Waiter: Uh, ready to order sir?

Benson: No, we're still waiting for two. They don't think I was serious about this being mandatory. I was being serious. If they don't show up they're fired!

Pops: Ooh, they'll be here!

[Pans to vents above where Mordecai and Rigby are]

Rigby: Oh, man. Dude, we gotta hurry this up, Benson's gonna blow a fuse!

Mordecai: Rigby! [crawls towards a vent grate] Hey, I found it.

[Scene pans down the grate to a office]

Carrey O' Key: Hey Carl, how many people signed up for karaoke so far?

Carl: Just one, boss.

Carrey O' Key: Well, dang it, that's not enough! We can't keep this place going with just one singer a night! It's time to play that dang tape! If that won't get people singing, nothing will. Now get me ready like we talked about, you know how I got stagefright.

[Carl slaps Carrey several times. Carrey owner runs onto stage]

Carrey O' Key: [laughing] Yes! Welcome, folks! Now I know some of you first timers might be a little shy but sure of your talent's with us, so we put together this little promo video to put all your fears to rest. Here we go. [plays video]

Carrey O' Key: (on tape) Scared to get up on stage to sing? Don't be! You couldn't be worse than these guys.

[Video shows Mordecai and Rigby singing and dancing]

Mordecai and Rigby: (on tape) We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.

Benson: Oh, my.

Pops: It's Moredcai and Rigby!

[Skips, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost murmur excitedly. Cut to Mordecai and Rigby hanging from the vent in the office']

Mordecai: [sees the video playing on the computer screen] Aw, dude, they're playing the promo! C'mon! [falls to ground] Ugh.

[Rigby lets go of the vent]

Mordecai: Wait-

[Rigby falls onto Mordecai]

Mordecai: Ugh.

[Pan back to the video, Mordecai and Rigby are still dancing and singing]

Mordecai and Rigby: (on tape) We're not gonna take it, anymore!

[Benson, Pops, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Skips laugh]

Benson: So this is why they didn't want us to come tonight! They must've been super embarrassed by their singing.

Mordecai: (on tape) We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss, Benson!

Benson: What the?

Mordecai: (on tape) What a los...!

[Video cuts off. Carrey owner gasps and presses remote before running back on stage]

Carrey O' Key: Well, uh, sorry folks, um, technical difficulties. Aw, oh hey, why don't we start the songs, shall we? Uh first up we have Pops!

[Pops runs on stage]

Pops: That's me! [giggles] I've been working so hard I'm punching my card.

[Carrey owner runs into the office]

Pops: (voice over) Eight hours for what?

Carrey O' Key: Hey!

Mordecai: [gasps] Get the tape! Get the tape!

Carrey O' Key: Carl!

Pops: (voice over) I've got this feeling that times been holding me down.

Mordecai: Dude, what's going on?!

Rigby: I don't know, it's stuck!

[Carl runs into the office]

Rigby: Come on, come on!

['Mordecai and Carl fight]

Pops: (voice over) I'll hit the ceiling. Or else I'll tear up this town

[Rigby gets the tape but is knocked out by Carl. Mordecai tackles Carl. Carrey owner restrains Mordecai as Rigby punches the tape out of Carl's hand. The tape flies out the door]

Pops: (voice over) Tonight, I gotta cut loose. Footloose.

[Mordecai elbows Carrey owner and the four all chase after the tape]

Pops: (voice over) Kick off your sunday shoes.

[Mordecai gets the tape to be tackled by Carl.]

Pops: (voice over) Please, Louise. Pull off of my knees.

[Mordecai and Carl roll in front of the stage. Skips picks up the tape]

Pops: (voice over) Jack, get back. Come on before we crack.

[Carl punches Skips in the face and gets the tape. Skips runs after Carl and punches him]

Pops: (voice over) Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose!

[A riot breaks out in the restaurant. Muscle Man tears off his shirt and drinks from the gravy pouch]

Pops: (voice over) You're playing so cool.

[Muscle Man tackles a man running buy]

Pops: (voice over) Obeying every rule.

[Rigby runs by with the tape with Carrey chasing him)

Pops: (voice over) I dig a way down in your heart. You're burning yearning for songs. Somebody to tell you.

[People's hands grabbing for the tape]

Pops: (voice over) That life ain't passing you by. I'm trying to tell you that life ain't passing you by. I'm trying to tell you it will if you don't even try.

[Small montage of Mordecai, Rigby, Carl, and Carrey fighting for the tape]

Pops: (voice over) [punches man charging at him] You can fly if you only cut loose.

[Hi Five Ghost punches a man in the face.]

Pops: (voice over) Foot loose. Kick off your Sunday shoes.

[Muscle Man's gravy pouch bursts. He screeches and chases the man that punched it]

Pops: (voice over) Oowhee, Marie, shake it, shake it for me.

[Carl, Mordecai and Rigby fight for the tape. It flies and lands at Benson's feet. Benson picks it up]

Pops: (voice over) Whoa, Milo, c'mon, c'mon let's go.

[Carrey punches Benson in the face]

Carrey O' Key's: GIMME ThAT TAPE!!!!

Pops: (voice over) Lose, your blues.

Benson: You want it? Fine! Take it, then! [throws tape at the Carrey O' Key's owner, the tape breaks into pieces]

Pops: (Voice over) Everybody cut footloose! Ohhh! Cut footloose! (Spoken)Thank you.

[Police siren sounds. Cut to outside of Carrey O' Key's, several police cars and ambulances are parked]

Mordecai: Sorry, guys.

Rigby: Yeah, sorry.

Mordecai: We didn't mean to ruin your good time.

Benson: (Hurted, having hurted right eye and having bandage on his right arm.) No no, I don't want to hear it! I don't know what was on that tape, or why those guys were after it, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. (turns pink) YOU'VE RUINED KARAOKE NIGHT!!!! [does a doughnut with the golf cart and drives away with Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Pops and Skips]

Mordecai: Yeah uh, I know, that's why we were trying to apologize to you. Man, karaoke sucks.

[End of 'Karaoke Video']