At Buck-Mart, Skips, Pops and Benson find only one turkey left and proceed to buy it, but they are being stalked by a group of peculiar characters - three men dressed up as a Pilgrim, a Turkey and an Indian. After a failed attempt to take the turkey away from them, the Turkey-costumed man punches Pops in the face and the trio snatch the turkey, escaping in a minivan. Pops, Skips and Benson give chase in Carmenita.

Benson's group is still in hot pursuit of their bizarre turkey thieves, who attack with flamethrower basters. After a struggle the group gets their turkey back and the Thanksgiving characters' minivan is destroyed, but they continue chasing on foot. After another struggle the turkey is dropped on the road, only to be run over by a moped driver. Benson yells out in frustration.

Farmer Jimmy declares Mordecai and Rigby the winners and brings his prize turducken on the stage, but Rich Buckner steals the turducken with a grappling hook from his blimp.The Thanksgiving characters are also outraged at Buckner, feeling that Mordecai and Rigby's song perfectly embodied all that the holiday stands for, and arrange a truce with Benson, Skips and Pops to help the pair.

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