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(Episode begins at the now dome-sealed Park. The scene cuts to Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost pruning trees. For a few seconds, Rigby make grunting noises as he prunes. In frustration, he stops pruning and complains.)
Rigby: Aargh! Pruning's lame!
Mordecai: It wouldn't be so bad if Benson would buys some new tools. These things are like a hundred years old.
Rigby: Yeah! How come Muscle Man gets to do this the cool way?
Muscle Man: Uh, maybe because I'm highly trained, bro.
(Muscle Man picks up his bow, along with a rake he's using as an arrow.)
Muscle Man: Call me when you've taken a semester of archery classes online.
(Muscle Man aims and shoots at a branch. After the rake successfully grasps the tree branch, Muscle Man uses a long rope tied to the rake to pull down the tree branch. His demand is met with the branch comes crashing down onto the ground.)
HFG: Hmm... Is anyone else curious about the scientists who've been watching us all morning?
(The Dome Scientists take notes from afar as they hide behind a bush. The scientists quickly bob down as soon as they notice M, R and HFG.)
Muscle Man: They're probably taking notes on how to do an honest day's work for once. Hey, mama's boy, they're called muscles! Write that down in your field notes!
(The Dome Scientists look at Muscle Man for for a split second before writing down notes on their clipboards.)
Muscle Man: Last load, losers.
(Muscle Man throws a tree into a shredder. The shredder blasts a bunch of wood chips towards Rigby, infuriating him. Muscle Man sighs as he makes his way towards a fold-out chair.)
Muscle Man: If you'll excuse me...
(He takes a seat.)
Muscle Man: It's time for my 45-minute afternoon siesta.
(Mordecai, Rigby and HFG watch in disgust as Muscle Man slaps some sunscreen onto each cheek. They continue to prune while Muscle Man sleeps. The scene circle-wipe transitions to Mordecai who is sweating from exhaustion whilst pruning.
Mordecai: So tired.
Rigby: Aaaaaahhhhh!
(Rigby grunts as he swings on the pruning stick, but after a few seconds, he stops and takes a couple of breaths.)
Rigby: That's it! I'm taking Muscle Man's bow and arrow! He's not even using them!
(We cut to Muscle Man snoozing and snoring on his chair)
HFG: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. Muscle Man doesn't like his stuff being touched without his permission.
Rigby: So, fine. I'll wake him up and ask.
(After showing a close-up of Muscle Man snoring, the scene cuts to Muscle Man's point of view with Mordecai, Rigby and HFG approaching Muscle Man.)
Rigby: Muscle Man, wake up.
(Muscle Man continues snoring.)
HFG: That's not gonna get you anywhere. Once he's down for his nap, nothing can wake him up.
Mordecai and Rigby: Nothing, eh?
(The duo chuckle. We cut to another close up of Muscle Man's face.)
Rigby: Muscle Man.
(Rigby snaps his fingers.)
Mordecai: Mitch, wake up!
(Mordecai slaps his face three times. The duo continue to chuckle.)
Mordecai: Wait, check this out.
(Mordecai chuckles as he takes Muscle Man's shirt off.)
Mordecai: Oh, my gosh.
(He runs back to where he was before and starts to imitate Muscle Man by swinging his shirt.)
Mordecai: Whoo! You know who else doesn't understand joke structure? My Mom!
HFG: Oh, guys. I don't know about this.
Rigby: Nah, it's funny. Watch.
(Rigby grabs Muscle Man's stomach and squishes it together, making it seem like Muscle Man's stomach has a mouth and is talking.)
Rigby: (imitates Muscle Man) I'm Muscle Man. I think I am so good at work just because I am so freakishly strong!
High-Five Ghost: Okay. Uh, let me try. Um, okay, okay.
(After Rigby gives Muscle Man's shirt to HFG, he starts doing what Mordecai did - imitate Muscle Man.)
HFG: Whoo! Ha ha! It's me, Muscle Man! Ha ha! Despite my rough exterior, I'm a loving and supportive friend! I --
(HFG accidently chucks the shirt)
HFG: Oops!
(The shirt flies into the wood chipper. The shredder spews out the remains of Muscle Man's shirt and after a bit, they fall to the ground.)
High Five Ghost: Oh, no! Do you realize what you've done?!
Mordecai: Me! What?
HFG: That was Muscle Man's favorite and only shirt! if we don't replace it before he wakes up from his nap, he'll never forgive us!
Mordecai: Okay, okay, calm down. All we gotta do is go out and buy Muscle Man the same shirt.
Rigby: Yeah! We just gotta find the tag to see what brand it was.
(The scene circle-wipe transitions to Rigby picking up the shirt tag before cutting to Mordecai and Fives looking from afar.)
Rigby: Oh, guys, I found it!
(Mordecai and High Five Ghost run up towards Rigby as he looks at the tag.)
Rigby: Uh, the label's too worn to read anything.
Mordecai: Great! So now what?
Hi-Five Ghost: I've only ever seen Mitch shop at one place. Let's try there first.
(Scene cuts to BIG and ANGRY Apparel)
Mordecai: Discontinued?
Big and Angry Apparel Clerk: Discontinued! That shirt was a limited-run deal!
Rigby: Limited run?
Big and Angry Apparel Clerk: The FDA pulled it 'cause it was mostly asbestos. Guess the man doesn't care if a guy is flame retardant or not.
Rigby: Is there anywhere else we can find one?
Big and Angry Apparel Clerk: (growls and thinks) You could check In Yo Face Apparel, I guess.
(Scene cuts to In Yo Face Reclaimed Apparel)
Rigby: Dude, this place is huge!
Mordecai: Let's split up.
(Rigby, Mordecai and HFG split up. We see Rigby looking at some clothes before noticing the shirt near the front counter in a tub saying "Free! Giveaway".)
Rigby: The shirt!
(He runs up to tub and takes the shirt.)
Rigby: Come to Papa!
(The store clerk slaps the shirt out of Rigby's hands.)
In Yo Face Apparel Clerk: Quit pilfering the promos, dawg! These tees have a price!
Rigby: Yeah, but it says Free! right on it!
In Yo Face Apparel Clerk: Yeah! If you're talking about dollars.
Rigby: How else do you pay for clothes?
In Yo Face Apparel Clerk: Every hour, we give away a free t-shirt by shooting it out of this cannon and blasting a customer in the face with it.
(The store clerk loads the cannon with the shirt Rigby found.)
Rigby: Don't people get hurt?
In Yo Face Apparel Clerk: Nah, they love it.
(We see a crowd cheering waving their hands waiting to get their hands on the T-Shirt)
In Yo Face Apparel Clerk: Are you ready?!
All: Yeah!
Rigby: Dude, wait! Just let me buy the shirt!
In Yo Face Apparel Clerk: Kid, I work in retail. Hurting people is all I have.
(The In Yo Face Apparel Clerk aims his cannon and shoots it towards the crowd. Rigby screams "NO!" as he jumps up from the counter and attempts to catch the shirt. After Rigby is shot in the face with it, the customers try taking the shirt from him. We briefly cut to black before Rigby wakes up to see Mordecai and High-Five Ghost.)
Hi Five Ghost : You okay, Rigby.
Rigby: I did it! I got the -
(puts his hands up to see the shirt but realizes he doesn't have it.)
Rigby: - shirt.
Mordecai: Lets just go back to the park.
(We cut back to the dome where Muscle Man is still snoozing on his fold-out chair)
Rigby: So, what now?
High Five Ghost: Whatever it is, we gotta hurry! Muscle Man's nap is over in 20 minutes!
Mordecai: Hmm...
(Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost walk up to the dome scientists)
Mordecai: Uh, hey. What's up? You are scientists, right?
Scientist #1: Science assistants, yes.
Mordecai: Cool, cool, uh...
(Rigby sighs)
Rigby: We took our friend's shirt off and threw it in a wood chipper. We need to replace it before he wakes up so he doesn't kill us. Here's a piece of his shirt.
(He pulls out a piece of Muscle Man's shirt)
Rigby: Can you guys do some science and fix it?
Pam: Funny you mention it, actually, We just got this 3D knitter that could analyze the fabric and replicate -
Scientist #2: Pam! Shhh! Come on! Next you'll tell them the back window at the science dome is stuck open!
(The scientists notice that the trio have already left. The scene cuts to the miniature scientist dome, then to Mordecai and Rigby looking down a hall. It isn't too long before Mordecai notices the "Copy Room".)
Mordecai: Dude, there's the copy room. I bet the knitting thing is in there.
(We cut to the Copy Room door)
Rigby: Looks like it's locked.
Mordecai: Someone's coming!
(Mordecai puts his hand on Rigby's mouth and pushes him. The scene cuts to a scientist whistling as he moves a trolley filled with "Lab supplies".)
Mordecai: He's going in.
HFG: I've got an idea. You distract him.
(Mordecai and Rigby walk over to the scientist.)
Mordecai: (deep voice) Uh, hey, fellow scientist. Do you know if there's a bathroom that way?
Scientist #3 : Oh, sure. Uh, let's see...
(Mordecai signals HFG to hide in the "Lab Supplies" trolley. HFG responds by hiding underneath the trolley blanket as the scientist looks around elsewhere.)
Scientist #3: There's the co-ed one around the corner here. Or you could go down that really weird hallway that's nothing but urinals. Frankly, sir, it seems like you've got the pick of the litter.
(High Five Ghost jumps out of the trolley and knocks the Scientist to the ground unconscious by hitting him with a device.)
Mordecai: Aah! I thought you'd just hide in the cart and open the door from the other side.
High Five Ghost: Oh. That would have worked, too.
(Mordecai and Rigby hold the Scientist's head and put his mouth onto a security lock, allowing the trio to enter the copy rom. Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost make their way into the room and find themselves surrounded by various machines such as a 3D knitter and a DVD Multi Disc Copier.)
'Mordecai and Rigby and HFG: Whoooooa!
Mordecai: Look at all this copy equipment.
(We pan to the rest of the interior of the copy room before turning back to the "3D Knitter")
Mordecai: There it is.
(He runs over to the machine and turns it on)
Mordecai: Rigby, come on. We don't have much time.
(Rigby walks up to Mordecai while holding a test tude.)
Rigby: Dude, that thing over there replicates smells. Guess what this is.
(Holds a test tube in front of Mordecai.)
Mordecai: (Sniffs) Oh! Dude, gross! Just give me the shirt.
(Mordecai puts the piece of fabric into a microwave-like machine. After pressing start, the machine scans the piece of fabric from Muscle Man's shirt and starts an extrapolation process. Once complete, the machine starts knitting a new shirt for Muscle Man.)
Machine: 3D Knit
HFG: It's working
Rigby: That was too easy.
Machine: Error. Foreign object detected - Identified as human hair. Continue using all detected materials?
Rigby: Agh! We're in a hurry, you stupid machine! Yes.
(Rigby presses the red override button.)
High Five Ghost: Rigby, no!
Machine: Override accepted. Completing 3D knit.
(The machine resumes its knitting process.)
Rigby: See, it's fine. You guys gotta learn to act on your instincts more off -
(Rigby turns around to where Mordecai and High Five Ghost are pointing to)
Rigby: - ten.
(Upon turning around to where Mordecai and High Five Ghost are pointing to, Rigby sees a Knitted Muscle Man standing still with his eyes closed.)
Machine: Knit complete.
Rigby: Should we say something to it?
Mordecai: I'm not going anywhere near that creepy thing. Fives, you're Muscle Man's best friend, go talk to it.
HFG: What?
(HFG sighs before floating up to confront the Knitted Muscle Man)
HFG: Hey, buddy. Look, this is awkward for all of us, but we're gonna need that shirt. So, uh, if you could just pop it off?
(The knitted Muscle Man walks away)
HFG: Oh, okay, maybe later. Good idea.
Mordecai: Aah!
Rigby: What's it doing?
Knitted Muscle Man: Cupcake.
(The knitted Muscle Man starts eating some cupcakes that are on a stand.)
HFG: I know this is a weird moment for everyone, but we only have 10 minutes to get that shirt back on the real Muscle Man.
Mordecai: Okay, let's do this.
(Mordecai runs up to the knitted Muscle Man.)
Mordecai: Sorry, dude. We need it more than you.
(Mordecai attempts to pull the shirt off the knitted Muscle Man to no avail. The knitted Muscle Man reacts in an aggressive way by punching Mordecai. As he runs up to Mordecai, Rigby covers the knitted Muscle Man's eyes to prevent him from seeing anything, but this only makes the Knitted Muscle Man even more hostile than he was before. Luckily, Rigby is able to pull Knitted Muscle Man's shirt off. After landing on the ground, Rigby wakes up to find that he's holding the shirt.)
Rigby: I got it!
Knitted Muscle Man: Huh?
(The Knitted Muscle Man looks at himself and notices he isn't wearing the shirt. Roaring, he runs towards the 3D Knitting machine, lifts it up, turns around and attempts to throw it at Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost.)
HFG: Run!
(As Mordecai, Rigby and HFG bolt from the Copy Room, the 3D Knit Machine crashes through the door and some of the dome walls. We then see Knitted Muscle Man come out of the room and chase after Mordecai, Rigby and HFG. The trio run down a hallway and after turning left, they stop to see if the Knitted Muscle Man is still following them.)
Rigby: Is it still following us?
(Mordecai turns around to see the Knitted Muscle Man running down the hall while flapping his arms.)
Mordecai: Aah! We gotta split up! Rigby, give me the shirt! You two, go that way! Okay.
Rigby and HFG: Okay.
(After the trio split up, the Knitted Muscle Man turns around to see where the trio went, he does not chase after Rigby and High Five Ghost, rather Mordecai as he's the one who has knitted Muscle Man's shirt. After staring for a second, knitted Muscle Man chases Mordecai. The scene cuts to Mordecai kicking down a door. Upon noticing an exit, knitted Muscle Man smashes through a wall and spots Mordecai. After being punched in the arm, Mordecai lands on his back, turns around and crawls under the many cafeteria tables in order to make it to the exit. Knitted Muscle Man doesn't bother walking around the tables so instead, he flips them over and continues to chase Mordecai. After Mordecai opens the door, he tires to run off but Muscle Man jumps onto Mordecai and grabs him. The knitted Muscle Man notices that his pants are stuck on the door handle, and after he turns around, Mordecai pushes his face and makes a run for it. Mordecai makes a run for it the second he notices that knitted Muscle Man's pants are unravelling. Mordecai runs towards another exit door and upon opening the door by slamming into it, he happens to come across Rigby and High Five Ghost in one of the many hallways.)
Rigby: Mordecai, you're alive!
Mordecai: How do we get out?
HFG: There's a loading bay straight ahead. Just keep running.
(The trio bolt to the loading bay with Muscle Man chasing them from behind.
Dr. Langer: And what about Muscle Man? Anything to report?
Scientist #2: Yes, um, physically very strong, but he's kind of a jerk about it.
Dr. Langer: I see. And, uh, what about Hi Five Ghost?
(The three scientists get distracted and notice Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost running down the hallway.)
Dr. Langer: Well?
(One of the scientists is about to point out what he saw but Pam and the other scientist shake their heads. The scene cuts to a dome scientist loading a truck; Mordecai, Rigby and HFG arrive at the loading dock.)
Mordecai: What now?
Rigby: The Jeep!
(The trio make their way towards the jeep. The dome scientist unloading the jeep tries to stop them.)
Scientist #3: Hey! I'm not even allowed to drive that!
Rigby: Sorry, man. Official park business.
HFG: Thank you.
(The trio drive off into the distance.)
Scientist #3: Aw. I'm fired for sure.
(The knitted Muscle Man jumps and lands onto the dome scientist. Ignoring the scientist, Muscle Man once again continues to chase after M, R and HFG.)
Scientist #3: Oof!
(We cut to Mordecai driving the jeep with Rigby and Fives accompanying him.)
Rigby: Did we lose it?
(After the guys notice that the kitted Muscle Man is blocking their windshield, Mordecai swerves and knocks KNN off the Jeep.)
Rigby: Where'd it go?
(The knitted Muscle Man jumpscares Rigby from the back of the Jeep. He attempts to grab Rigby while the Jeep passes by a sleepy Muscle Man.)
Mordecai: What do we do?
HFG: Oh, no! Muscle man's gonna wake up any second.
Rigby: Circle back past Muscle Man.
(Mordecai does a 180 and continues driving so Rigby can lean forward in order to grab Muscle Man's bow and arrow. After successfully doing so, he notices a string hanging off the Knitted Muscle Man and ties it onto the arrow. As he aims, he looks at the knitted Muscle Man.)
Rigby: Time to unwind.
(The arrow lodges itself into a tree trunk and after a few seconds, the arrow starts unraveling Muscle Man.)
Knitted Muscle Man: Thank you.
(Muscle Man is completely unraveled and the only remains of him are his skull which rolls along the road. The scene cuts to Mordecai putting the shirt back on the real Muscle Man, who is still snoring. After a second, Muscle Man wakes up to find Mordecai, Rigby and Fives staring at him.)
Muscle Man: Uh... hey, bros?
Mordecai: Hey, Muscle Man. How was your nap?
Muscle Man: Pretty good, but wait. Something's not right.
(Mordecai, Rigby and HFG notice that Muscle Man's shirt is inside out after spotting his tag.)
Mordecai: Uh, what's that?
Muscle Man: There's a fingerprint on my bow! Man, you guys have no respect for my stuff.
(Mordecai, Rigby and Fives look at each other as Muscle Man walks off.)
(End of Favorite Shirt)