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(Episode begins at the now dome-sealed Park. The scene cuts to Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost pruning trees. Rigby grunts as he is pruning, and stops.)
Rigby: Aargh! Pruning's lame!
Mordecai: It wouldn't be so bad if Benson would buys some new tools. These things are like a hundred years old.
Rigby: Yeah! How come Muscle Man gets to do this the cool way?
Muscle Man: Uh, maybe because I'm highly trained, bro. (picks up bow and arrow tied to a rake) Call me when you've taken a semester of archery classes online. (shoots rake from bow. Rake lands on tree branch successfully. Muscle Man pulls the branch down with the rake.)
HFG: Hmm... Is anyone else curious about the scientists who've been watching us all morning?
(The Dome Scientists are shown taking notes in the distance, hiding in a bush)
Muscle Man: They're probably taking notes on how to do an honest day's work for once. Hey, mama's boy, they're called muscles! Write that down in your field notes!
(Dome Scientists continue to take notes)
Muscle Man: Last load, losers. (wood chips fly as Muscle Man throws a tree in a shredder. They land on Rigby, making him furious) Ah... (sits down on fold-out chair and puts a blob of sunscreen on each cheek) It's time for my 45-minute afternoon siesta.
(Mordecai, Rigby and HFG look at Muscle Man, disgusted by his actions. Rigby continues pruning but cannot release the pruner from the tree branch. Frustrated, he swings on it until he is sweating and panting.)
Rigby: That's it! I'm taking Muscle Man's bow and arrow! He's not even using them!
HFG: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. Muscle Man doesn't like his stuff being touched without his permission.
Rigby: So I'll wake him up and ask.
(Scene cuts to a close-up of Muscle Man snoring. Mordecai, Rigby and HFG approach him upon a camera view of Muscle Man's face.)
Rigby: Muscle Man, wake up.
HFG: That's not gonna get you anywhere. Once he's down for his nap, nothing can wake him up.
Mordecai and Rigby: Nothing, eh? (the duo chuckle)
(The scene cuts to a close up of Muscle Man's face)
Rigby: Muscle Man. (clicks fingers)
Mordecai: Mitch, wake up! (slaps his face)
(The duo continue to chuckle)
Mordecai: Wait, check this out. (pulls off Muscle Man's shirt) Oh, my gosh. (runs back to original spot) Whoo! You know who else doesn't understand joke structure? My Mom!
HFG: Oh, guys. I don't know about this.
Rigby: Nah, it's funny. Watch. (grabs Muscle Man's stomach and squishes it together) I'm Muscle Man. I think I am so good at work just because I am so freakishly strong!
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