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''(park bench, day. [[Muscle Man]] chews a piece of gum, and then spits it out on a wrapper before placing it on the ground at sitting next to [[Starla]]. A speedwalker is coming up)''
 
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''(The episode begins with Muscle Man and Starla sitting on a park bench. [[Muscle Man]] chews a piece of gum and spits it out on a wrapper before placing it on the ground. A speedwalker is then shown coming up.)''
   
'''Muscle Man: '''Oh, it's on. ''(pulls out popcorn bag) ''Time to bust out the popcorn, baby. ''(starts eating some of them)''
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'''Muscle Man: '''Oh, it's on.
   
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''(Pulls out popcorn bag) ''
''(the speedwalker steps onto the gum-covered wrapper as Muscle Man laughs at what he just did)''
 
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'''Muscle Man: '''Time to bust out the popcorn, baby.
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''(Starts eating some of it)''
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''(The speedwalker steps onto the gum-covered wrapper as Muscle Man laughs at what he just did)''
   
 
'''Muscle Man: '''Why aren't you laughing, babe? You always laugh when we go on dates!
 
'''Muscle Man: '''Why aren't you laughing, babe? You always laugh when we go on dates!
   
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'''Starla: '''Mitch, we have to talk.
'''Starla: '''Mitch, we have to talk. ''(MM&S get up from the bench as Muscle Man wonders what Starla is about to say) ''I've been thinking. We need to take our relationship to the next level. My parents are in town tonight, and I think you should meet them over dinner! ''(MM&S grab eachother's hands)''
 
   
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''(MM&S get up from the bench as Muscle Man wonders what Starla is about to say)''
'''Muscle Man: '''Whoa, seriously? Babe, that's a huge step! ''(swings her down) ''And I already know the perfect place: Wing Kingdom.
 
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'''Starla: '''I've been thinking. We need to take our relationship to the next level. My parents are in town tonight, and I think you should meet them over dinner!
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''(MM&S grab each other's hands)''
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'''Muscle Man: '''Whoa, seriously? Babe, that's a huge step!
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''(Dips her) ''
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'''Muscle Man: '''And I already know the perfect place: Wing Kingdom.
   
 
'''Starla: '''Uh, I don't think you should take my parents to Wing Kingdom. ''(Muscle Man frowns as Starla gives her opinion) ''I have another place in mind.
 
'''Starla: '''Uh, I don't think you should take my parents to Wing Kingdom. ''(Muscle Man frowns as Starla gives her opinion) ''I have another place in mind.
   
''(mini montage of a fancy-looking restaurant. First, we see a chandeleir. Then, we cut to a man sitting at a table with a cup of tea. He raises his pinky finger off the cup, and then, takes a sip. Next, we cut to a woman with a napkin. She raises her pinky fingers from off the napkin, and then, wipes her upper lip. Then, we see a sign that reads: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Muscle Man looks through the window, dismayed)''
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''(Mini montage of a fancy-looking restaurant. First, we see a chandeleir. Then, we cut to a man sitting at a table with a cup of tea. He raises his pinky finger and takes a sip. Next, we cut to a woman with a napkin. She raises her pinky fingers from off the napkin and then wipes her upper lip. We are then shown a sign that reads: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Muscle Man looks through the window, dismayed.)''
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'''Muscle Man: '''Oh no, bro.
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''(To Starla) ''
   
'''Muscle Man: '''Oh no, bro. ''(to Starla) ''Uh, are you sure about this place?
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'''Muscle Man: '''Uh, are you sure about this place?
   
 
'''Starla: '''Yeah! This is the best place to make an impression. I ''really ''want my parents to like you.
 
'''Starla: '''Yeah! This is the best place to make an impression. I ''really ''want my parents to like you.
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'''Muscle Man: '''Sure. Then, let's go here, babe.
 
'''Muscle Man: '''Sure. Then, let's go here, babe.
   
'''Starla: '''''(kisses Muscle Man) ''I'm so excited for my parents to meet you! ''(gasps) ''I have so much to do! ''(runs off)''
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'''Starla: '''''(Kisses Muscle Man) ''I'm so excited for my parents to meet you! ''(Gasps) ''I have so much to do!
   
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''(Runs off)''
''(clock transition to the kitchen of Pops' house. Muscle Man is making a reservation as Mordecai and Rigby walk in)''
 
   
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''(Clock transition to the kitchen of Pops's house. Muscle Man is making a reservation as Mordecai and Rigby walk in.)''
'''Muscle Man: '''I'd like to make a reservation. ''(M&R notice what's going on) ''Yeah. Sorrenstein, party of four, seven o'clock PM.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''I'd like to make a reservation.
'''Restaurant Employee: '''Oui, <Yes,> Mr. Sorrenstein, we will see you tonight at seven. Now, we do have a strict dress code.
 
   
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''(M&R notice what's going on) ''
'''Muscle Man: '''''(begins sweating profusely) ''Dress code?
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''Yeah. Sorrenstein, party of four, seven o'clock p.m.
'''Restaurant Employee: '''Oui. <Yes.> Black tie, jacket...
 
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'''Matire'd: '''Oui, <Yes,> Mr. Sorrenstein, we will see you tonight at seven. Now, we do have a strict dress code.
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'''Muscle Man: '''''(Begins sweating profusely) ''Dress code?
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'''Matire'd: '''Oui. <Yes.> Black tie, jacket...
   
 
'''Muscle Man: '''''(M&R look on)''' '''''Jacket? I think I might have a windbreaker.
 
'''Muscle Man: '''''(M&R look on)''' '''''Jacket? I think I might have a windbreaker.
   
'''Restaurant Employee:'' '''(angrily)''' '''''What?! Did I mention a shirt and shoes are required as well?!
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'''Matire'd:'' '''(Angrily)''' '''''What?! Did I mention a shirt and shoes are required as well?!
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'''Muscle Man: ''''' ''Uh... Of course not; I know that! Now, this is totally a joke question, but that shirt has to be clean too, right?
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'''Matire'd: ''''' ''What?! Well, I never!
   
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''(Cut back to kitchen. Matire'd is yelling over the phone.)''
'''Muscle Man: ''''' ''Uh... Of course not, I know that! Now, this is totally a joke question, but that shirt has to be clean too, right?
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''''(Frightened) ''See you at seven!
'''Restaurant Employee: ''''' ''What?! Well, I never! ''(cut back to kitchen. The employee is yelling over the phone)''
 
   
'''Muscle Man: '''''(frightened) ''See you at seven! ''(quickly hangs up phone, panting)''
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''(Quickly hangs up phone, panting)''
   
 
'''Rigby: '''Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc?
 
'''Rigby: '''Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc?
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'''Muscle Man: '''Really, dudes?
 
'''Muscle Man: '''Really, dudes?
   
'''Mordecai: '''Yeah man. We're your friends. We hate to see you bummed out.
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'''Mordecai: '''Yeah, man. We're your friends. We hate to see you bummed out.
   
 
'''Rigby: '''Plus, [[Muscle Woman|last time Starla dumped you, you got all sad and we had to do your work]].
 
'''Rigby: '''Plus, [[Muscle Woman|last time Starla dumped you, you got all sad and we had to do your work]].
   
'''Muscle Man: '''''(laughs) ''Yeah. Sure glad I'm not you guys. Where do we start?
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'''Muscle Man: '''''(Laughs) ''Yeah. Sure glad I'm not you guys. Where do we start?
   
'''Mordecai: '''Not we. ''(cut to Pops' room, where Pops is standing)'' He. ''(zoom out)''
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'''Mordecai: '''Not we.
   
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''(Cut to Pops's room, where Pops is standing)''
'''Pops: '''''(laughs) ''I'm so happy that you decided to become fancy, Muscle Man. And, you want me to help! I even wrote a book about it! ''(puts a book on the table, titled:) ''Fanciness, Theory and Practical Application. ''(opens book) ''A practical application of advanced theory of fanciness. ''(MR&MM walk back, out) ''Volume one of six. First printing, publishing date, M-C-M, X, V, I-I-I... ''(Mordecai closes the door)''
 
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'''Mordecai (continued): '''He.
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''(Zoom out)''
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'''Pops: '''''(Laughs) ''I'm so happy that you decided to become fancy, Muscle Man. And, you want me to help! I even wrote a book about it! ''(Puts a book on the table, titled:) ''Fanciness, Theory and Practical Application. ''(Opens book) ''A practical application of advanced theory of fanciness.
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''(MR&MM slowly back out) ''
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'''Pops: '''Volume one of six. First printing, publishing date, M-C-M, X, V, I-I-I...
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''(Mordecai closes the door)''
   
 
'''Mordecai: '''Dude, we're gonna have to do this ''our'' way.
 
'''Mordecai: '''Dude, we're gonna have to do this ''our'' way.
   
'''Muscle Man: '''Good. 'cause I don't know if I can handle having to listen to Pops speak Spanish anymore.
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'''Muscle Man: '''Good. 'Cause I don't know if I can handle having to listen to Pops speak Spanish anymore.
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''(Clock transition to a montage of Muscle Man learning fanciness. Mordecai holds up a book called: "Etiquette for Very Young Children," and opens the book to step 1, "A firm handshake." Outside, Mordecai raises his arm for Muscle Man to shake, but Muscle Man clumsily pounds it from the top and bottom, then realizes he did it wrong. Next, they practice step 2, "Open the door for guests." Muscle Man opens the door for Rigby to walk through, but quickly runs in through the doorway, slamming the door in front of Rigby. Rigby facepalms before they practice step 3, "Seat your guests." Muscle Man at first does it right when Rigby sits in the chair, but pushes it in too hard.)''
   
''(clock transition to a montage of Muscle Man learning fanciness. Mordecai holds up a book called, "Etiquette for Very Young Children," and opens the book to step 1, "A firm handshake." Outside, Mordecai raises his arm for Muscle Man to shake, but Muscle Man clumsily pounds it from the top and bottom, then realizing he did it wrong. Next, they practice step 2, "Open the door for guests." Muscle Man opens the door for Rigby to walk through, but quickly runs in through the doorway, slamming the door in front of Rigby. Rigby facepalms before they next practice step 3, "Seat your guests." Muscle Man at first does it right when Rigby sits in the chair, but pushes it in too hard. We then use a clock transition into Muscle Man learning the forks in the kitchen. Mordecai holds up a sign that tells Muscle Man to pick up the salad fork. Muscle Man then picks up the fork to his farthest left. M&R nod in approval, and Muscle Man smiles, as we clock transition to the Awkward and Oblong men's store. We end the montage with Muscle Man coming out of a dressing booth, dressed in a tuxedo, and his hair held back with gel)''
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(''We then use a clock transition to Muscle Man learning how to use the forks in the kitchen. Mordecai holds up a sign that tells Muscle Man to pick up the salad fork. Muscle Man then picks up the fork to his farthest left. M&R nod in approval, and Muscle Man smiles, as we clock transition to the Awkward and Oblong men's store. We end the montage with Muscle Man coming out of a dressing booth, dressed in a tuxedo, and his hair held back with gel.)''
   
 
'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' Whoa!
 
'''Mordecai and Rigby:''' Whoa!
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'''Rigby:''' How do you feel?
 
'''Rigby:''' How do you feel?
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Fancy.
'''Muscle Man:''' Fancy. ''(the tuxedo falls apart, and the gel fails to hold Muscle Man's hair back) ''I can't do this!
 
   
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''(The tuxedo falls apart, and the gel fails to hold Muscle Man's hair back) ''
'''Mordecai: '''We're gonna need a plan B. ''(to Rigby)'' Dude, you still got those mini-headsets?
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''I can't do this!
''(clock transition to the front of Bistro En Le Parc, night. Muscle Man's dressed in his tuxedo again, recieving instruction from M&R)''
 
   
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'''Mordecai: '''We're gonna need a plan B. ''(To Rigby)'' Rigby, you still got those mini-headsets?
'''Muscle Man:''' ''(into headseat) ''Testing, testing! I don't know if I can do this, guys. ''(pan over to the window. Mordecai and Rigby, also dressed in tuxedos, are instructing Muscle Man, the former in a fake moustache, the latter in glasses)''
 
   
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''(Clock transition to the front of Bistro En Le Parc at nighttime. Muscle Man's dressed in his tuxedo again, recieving instruction from M&R.)''
'''Mordecai:''' Dude, don't worry! We got this! ''(cut to the inside) ''We're already inside.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' ''(Into headseat) ''Testing, testing! I don't know if I can do this, guys.
'''Rigby:''' Just stick to the plan. Everything will be alright. ''(cut back to outside)''
 
   
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''(Pan over to the window. Mordecai and Rigby, also dressed in tuxedos, are instructing Muscle Man, the former in a fake moustache, the latter in glasses.)''
'''Muscle Man:''' Thanks, dudes. I-- ''(a car horn blares, and headlights shine on Muscle Man. He looks back, and sees Starla, and her parents, dressed in formal attire, coming out of the car)''
 
   
'''Starla:''' ''(waving)'' Mitch! Mitch!
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'''Mordecai:''' Dude, don't worry! We got this!
   
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''(Cut to inside) ''
'''Muscle Man:''' ''(as Starla and her parents approach)'' Whoa! Babe! You look totally ho-- ''(Starla frowns)'' ...uh, lovely!
 
   
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'''Mordecai: '''Me and Rigby are already inside.
'''Starla:''' Mitch... ''(pans over to her parents)'' ...these are my parents. ''(short silence)''
 
   
'''Rigby:''' ''(over headset)'' Shake their hands.
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'''Rigby:''' Just stick to the plan. Everything will be alright.
   
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''(Cut back to outside)''
'''Muscle Man:''' ''(shaking the father's hand)'' Mitch Sorrenstein.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Thanks, dudes. I--
'''Herb:''' Charmed. I am Sir Herbert Gotzmendoder. ''(introduces wife)'' And this is my wife, Madame Rose Gotzmendoder.
 
   
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''(A car horn blares, and headlights shine on Muscle Man. He looks back and sees Starla and her parents, dressed in formal attire, coming out of the car)''
'''Rose:''' ''(raises hand)'' How do you do? ''(Muscle Man kisses her hand)''
 
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'''Starla:''' ''(Waving)'' Mitch! Mitch!
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'''Muscle Man:''' ''(As Starla and her parents approach)'' Whoa! Babe! You look totally ho-- ''(Starla frowns)'' ...uh, lovely!
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'''Starla:''' Mitch... ''(Pans over to her parents)'' these are my parents.
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'''Rigby:''' ''(Over headset)'' Shake their hands.
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'''Muscle Man:''' ''(Shaking the father's hand)'' Mitch Sorrenstein.
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'''Herb:''' Charmed. I am Sir Herbert Gotzmendoder. ''(Introduces wife)'' And this is my wife, Madame Rose Gotzmendoder.
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'''Rose:''' ''(Raises hand)'' How do you do?
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''(Muscle Man kisses her hand)''
   
 
'''Muscle Man:''' Let's go inside, shall we?
 
'''Muscle Man:''' Let's go inside, shall we?
   
(They Went Inside)
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''(They walk toward the door)''
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'''Rigby: '''''(Over headset) ''Dude, get the door!
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''(Muscle Man runs and open the door for them)''
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'''Matire'd:''' Welcome to Bistro en Le Parc.
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'''Muscle Man: '''Sorrenstein. Table for Four.
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'''Maitre'd:''' I hope Monseur (You) found a clean shirt.
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'''Muscle Man:''' ''(Laughs) ''You know it, Bro.
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'''Matire'd: '''Yes. Your table awaits.
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''(He turns to whisper to another waiter)''
   
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'''Maitre'd: '''Keep an eye on them.
Rigby:Dude Get The Door!!!
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' (''Over headset) ''Dude, pull out the chair for Starla.
(Muscle Man Run And Open The Door For Them)
 
   
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''(Muscle Man pulls out the chair for Starla, and Herb pulls out the chair for Rose)''
Restaurant Employee:Welcome To Bistro en Le Parc.
 
   
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'''Rigby: '''You're up, Mordecai.
Muscle Man:Sorrenstein Table For 4.
 
   
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'''Mordecai: '''Showtime.
Restaurant Employee:I Hope Misure <You> Found A Clean Shirt.
 
   
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'''Starla: '''Oooo...
Muscle Man:(Laughs) You Know It Bro.
 
   
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'''Mordecai:''' Ah... If it isn't Mr. Sorenstein. Are you ready to order, Sir?
Restaurant Employee:Yes Your Table Awaits. Keep An Eye On Them.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Uh...
Rigby:Dude Pull Out The Chair For Starla.
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' Muscle Man, you're supposed to order for the table.
(Muscle Man Pull Out The Chair For Starla Even Herb Pull Out The Chair For Rose)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Oh right. The ladies will have the lobster, and the gentleman will have the'' (Mispronouncing) ''filet mignon. I mean, if the ladies and gentleman are cool with that.
Rigby:You're Up Mordecai.
 
   
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'''Both:''' Indeed.
Mordecai:Showtime.
 
   
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'''Mordecai:''' Excellent choice, sir.
Starla:Oooo I Love This Place. It's So Nice.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' And here's a little something for yourself. Make sure things are extra fancy.
Mordecai:Ah... If IT Isn't Mr. Sorrenstein. Are You Ready To Order Sir?
 
   
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''(All laugh)''
Muscle Man: Uh...
 
   
Rigby:Muscle Man You're Suppose To Order For The Table.
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'''Mordecai: '''''(Whispering to Muscle Man)'' Put your napkin in your lap.
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Oh, right.
Muscle Man:Oh Right. The Ladies Will Have The Lobster And The Gentleman Will Have The Fillet Mignon. I Mean If The Ladies And Gentleman Were Cool With That.
 
   
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''(Muscle Man puts his napkin in his lap)''
Both:Indeed.
 
   
Mordecai:Excellent Choice Sir.
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''(Mordecai walks away)''
   
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'''Mordecai: '''''(To Rigby)'' You're up.
Muscle Man:And Here's A Little Something For Yourself Make Sure Things Are Extra Fancy.
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' Okay, Muscle Man, get ready for some fancy conversation topics.
All:(Laughs)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''''(Fake chuckle)''
Mordecai:Put Your Napkin In Your Lap.
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' How are you two enjoy-
Muscle Man:Oh Right.
 
   
(Muscle Man Put His Napkin In His Lap Even The Rest)
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'''Muscle Man: '''The weather? Um... because I think it's uh... nice lately.
   
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'''Both:''' Indeed.
(Mordecai Walk Away)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Uh... so what do you uh... do? Uh... I work full-time in park uh... management.
Mordecai:You're Up.
 
   
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'''Rose:''' Oh.
Rigby:OK Muscle Man Get Ready For Some Fancy Conforsation Topics.
 
   
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'''Both:''' Indeed.
Muscle Man:(Fake Chuckle)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Yeah, I'm just lucky I get to do what I love, which is basically just mowing the lawn topless.
Rigby:How Are You 2 Enjoy-
 
   
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'''Mordecai:''' Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. Hot salads coming through. Cool it with the topless talk. Here's your salad, sir.
Muscle Man:The Weather? Um... Because I Think It's Uh... Nice Lately.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Salad? I love salad; I eat it frequently. Let's dig in, shall we?
Both:Indeed.
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' ''(Over headset) ''FORK, FORK; USE YOUR FORK!
Muscle Man:Uh... So What Do You Uh... Do? Uh... I Work Full Time In Park Uh... Management
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Uh...
Rose:Oh
 
   
Both:Indeed
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'''Both:''' Salad fork!
   
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''(Muscle Man picks up the salad fork. Mordecai and Rigby sigh in relief)''
Muscle Man:Yeah I'm Just Lucky I Get To Do What I Love Which Is Basicly Just Mowing The Lawn Toplics.
 
   
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''(Muscle Man chews slowly, is given chocolate pie with whipped cream, cleans his face with a napkin, and makes a rousing toast)''
Mordecai Whoa Whoa Hey Hey Hot Salads Coming Through. Cool With The Toplics Talk. Her's Your Salad Sir.
 
   
Muscle Man:Salad I Love Salad I Eat IT Freakwinly Let's Dig In Shall We.
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'''Muscle Man:''' To which I replied: "My mom".
   
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''(All laugh again)''
Rigby:FORK FORK USE YOUR FORK!!!
 
   
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'''Starla:''' Hey, this is going so well. They really like you.
Muscle Man:Uh...
 
   
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'''Mordecai:''' He did it! He got through the whole meal!
Both:Salad Fork
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' Wait, who's that?
(Muscle Man Pick Up The Salad Fork Even The Rest)
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Your dessert, sir.
Both:(Sigh)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Huh? Uh... you're not our waiter.
(Muscle Man Chew Slowly Give Him Chocolate Pie Whiped With His Napkin Even The Rest And Make A Rousing Toast)
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Oh no, your waiter is on a break.
Muscle Man:To Which I Reply My Mom.
 
   
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''(Mordecai and Rigby get strangled and the recorder breaks)''
All:(Laughs)
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' But do not worry. I will take care of you now.
Starla:Hey This Is Going So Well. They Really Like You.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Uh...
Mordecai:He Did It! He Got Through The Whole Meal!
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Please taste the dessert. It's the fanciest we have to offer.
Rigby:Wait Who's That?
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' But there's no forks.
Restaurant Employee:Your Dessert Sir.
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Oh, there's no forks for this dessert. Only spoons. NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT!
Muscle Man: Huh? Uh... You're Not Our Waiter?
 
   
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''(Muscle Man struggles to pick the right spoon. He eventually picks one up, hoping it is the right one, but the waiter just frowns.)''
Restaurant Employee:Oh No Your Waiter Is On A Break.
 
   
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'''Maitre'd: '''You chose wrong. ''(Snaps fingers)'' It's time for you to leave.
(Mordecai And Rigby Got Strangle And The Recorder Broke)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''What? Why?
Restaurant Employee:But Do Not Worry. I Will Take Care Of You Now.
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Because you're not fancy. You do not eat the Crème brûlée with that kind of spoon. You disgust me.
Muscle Man:Uh....
 
   
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''(Everyone mumbles to themselves)''
Restaurant Employee:Pleses Taste The Dessert. It's The Fancyest We Have To Offer.
 
   
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'''Herb:''' Is that true, Mitch? You faked being fancy?
Muscle Man:But There's No Forks.
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Oui <Yes>.'' (Referring to Muscle Man and Starla)'' It's true; they're not fancy at all.
Restaurant Employee:Oh Ther's No Forks For This Dessert. Only Spoons. NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
   
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''(Everyone leaves, and the Maitre'd claps to signal the other waiters)''
(Muscle Man Pick Up The Right Spoon Even The Rest)
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' And if you will not leave, we will escort you out. So what will it be?
Restaurant Employee:You Chose Wrong. (Snap) It's Time For You To Leave.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' So what? So I'm not fancy. I only faked it so I could impress my girlfriend's parents, who, by the way, I learned are actually pretty cool. Who cares what kind of spoon this is. 
Muscle Man:What? Why?
 
   
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''(Throws spoon in anger) ''
Restaureat Employee:Because You're Not Fancy. You Do Not Eat the Creme Brulee With That Kind Of Spoon You Discuss Me.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man: '''Starla, you're the only one I care about. We're finishing our dessert.
Everyone:(Mumbles)
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Very well. Enjoy your desserts... ''IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!''
Herb:Is That True Mitch You Fake Being Fancy?
 
   
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''(Waiter grabs the girls)''
Restaurany Employee:Oui <Yes> (To Muscle Man And Starla) It's True Their Not Fancy At All
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Get your hands off her, bro!
(Everyone Leaves)
 
   
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'''Waiter:''' What are you going to do about it?
Restaurant Employee:And If You Will Not Leave? We Will Escorp You Out So What Will It Be?
 
   
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'''Mucsle Man:''' Huh? Herb?
Muscle Man: So What So I'm Not Fancy? I Only Faked It So I Can Press My Girlfriend's Parents Ooo By The Way I Learn Or Actchally Pretty Cool. Who Cares What Kind Of Spoon This Is.(Throws Spoon) Starla You'e The Only One I Care About Were Finishing Our Dessert.
 
   
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'''Herb:''' I have something to confess too: I'm not fancy neither!
Restaurant Employee:Very Well Enjoy Your Dessert IN THE EMERGECY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
   
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''(Herb and Muscle Man punch the waiters)''
(Waiter Grabs The Girls)
 
   
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'''Matire'd:''' Destroy them!
Muscle Man:Get Your Hands Of Her Bro!
 
   
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'''Herb:''' Me and Rose were just pretending cause we wanted to impress you.
Waiter:What Are You Going To Do About It?
 
   
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''(Herb and Muscle Man kick a waiter)''
Mucsle Man:Huh? Herb?
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' You didn't have to do that.
Herb:I Have Something To Confess Too? I'm Not Fancy Neither!
 
   
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''(Employees attack, and Rose and Herb both punch a waiter)''
(Herb And Muscle Man Punches Waiters)
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Restaurant Employee:DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
   
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'''Mordecai:''' We're unarmed.
Herb:Me And Rose Were Just Pretending Cause We Wanted To Impress You
 
   
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'''Waiter:''' Well, let me give you a'' hand. ''
(Herb And Muscle Man Kicked Waiter)
 
   
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''(Attacks Mordecai with a chain with brass hands attached)''
Muscle Man:You Didn't Have To Do That?
 
   
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''(Mordecai grabs the chain)''
Rigby:Whoa Whoa Whoa.
 
   
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'''Waiter:''' Let go of my satisfaction chain!
Mordecai:We're Unarmmed.
 
   
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''(Rigby fights another waiter)''
Waiter:Well Let Me Give You A Hand.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Hey, Starla, nice- ''(Kicks)'' What? What the?
(Mordecai Grabs)
 
   
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''(Waiter repeatedly kicks Muscle Man. Rose and Herb grab onto the waiter's legs.)''
Waiter:Let Go Of My Satafaction Chain.
 
   
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'''Starla:''' Are you okay, Mitch?
(Rigby Fights A Waiter)
 
   
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''(Waiter attempts to force Herb and Rose off his legs. Muscle Man and Starla charge at the waiter.)''
Muscle Man: Hey Starla Nice-(Kicks) What? What The?
 
   
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''(Maitre'd picks up the sharpest fork from his fork case and charges at them. Muscle Man trips him, sending him through a window and onto a parked car, killing him. His fork falls out of his hand.)''
(Everyone Fights)
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' Let's get out of here.
Starla:Are You OK Mitch?
 
   
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'''Herb:''' I know exactly where we can go.
(Muscle Man Triped The Employee And Fell And Dead)
 
   
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''(Scene cuts to Wing Kingdom)''
Muscle Man:Let's Get Outta Here.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' I thought you guys are picky.
Herb: Know Exatcly Where We Can Go.
 
   
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'''Herb:''' We are. Hey, this place makes Bistro en Le Parc look like Bistro en Le Trash.
(Scene To Wing Kingdom)
 
   
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''(All laugh)''
Muscle Man:I Though You Guys Are Picky,
 
   
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'''Herb:''' This calls for a toast!
Herb:We Are. Hey This Place Makes Bistro en Le Parc Look Like Bistro en Le Trash.
 
   
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'''Muscle Man:''' I'll do you one better, Herb.
All:(Laughs)
 
   
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''(Muscle Man flips over the table, and he and Herb start twirling their shirts)''
Herb: Is Calls For A Toast.
 
   
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'''Mordecai:''' You want the rest of my wings?
Muscle Man:I'll Do You One Better Herb?
 
   
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'''Rigby:''' No, thanks. I just lost my appetite.
(Muscle Man Lift The Table And Do Shirt Twirl Even Herb)
 
   
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''(End of Fancy Restaurant)''
Mordecai:You Want The Rest Of My Wings?
 
   
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(The episode begins with Muscle Man and Starla sitting on a park bench. Muscle Man chews a piece of gum and spits it out on a wrapper before placing it on the ground. A speedwalker is then shown coming up.)

Muscle Man: Oh, it's on.

(Pulls out popcorn bag)

Muscle Man: Time to bust out the popcorn, baby.

(Starts eating some of it)

(The speedwalker steps onto the gum-covered wrapper as Muscle Man laughs at what he just did)

Muscle Man: Why aren't you laughing, babe? You always laugh when we go on dates!

Starla: Mitch, we have to talk.

(MM&S get up from the bench as Muscle Man wonders what Starla is about to say)

Starla: I've been thinking. We need to take our relationship to the next level. My parents are in town tonight, and I think you should meet them over dinner!

(MM&S grab each other's hands)

Muscle Man: Whoa, seriously? Babe, that's a huge step!

(Dips her)

Muscle Man: And I already know the perfect place: Wing Kingdom.

Starla: Uh, I don't think you should take my parents to Wing Kingdom. (Muscle Man frowns as Starla gives her opinion) I have another place in mind.

(Mini montage of a fancy-looking restaurant. First, we see a chandeleir. Then, we cut to a man sitting at a table with a cup of tea. He raises his pinky finger and takes a sip. Next, we cut to a woman with a napkin. She raises her pinky fingers from off the napkin and then wipes her upper lip. We are then shown a sign that reads: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Muscle Man looks through the window, dismayed.)

Muscle Man: Oh no, bro.

(To Starla)

Muscle Man: Uh, are you sure about this place?

Starla: Yeah! This is the best place to make an impression. I really want my parents to like you.

Muscle Man: Sure. Then, let's go here, babe.

Starla: (Kisses Muscle Man) I'm so excited for my parents to meet you! (Gasps) I have so much to do!

(Runs off)

(Clock transition to the kitchen of Pops's house. Muscle Man is making a reservation as Mordecai and Rigby walk in.)

Muscle Man: I'd like to make a reservation.

(M&R notice what's going on)

Muscle Man: Yeah. Sorrenstein, party of four, seven o'clock p.m.

Matire'd: Oui, <Yes,> Mr. Sorrenstein, we will see you tonight at seven. Now, we do have a strict dress code.

Muscle Man: (Begins sweating profusely) Dress code?

Matire'd: Oui. <Yes.> Black tie, jacket...

Muscle Man: (M&R look on) Jacket? I think I might have a windbreaker.

Matire'd: (Angrily) What?! Did I mention a shirt and shoes are required as well?!

Muscle Man: Uh... Of course not; I know that! Now, this is totally a joke question, but that shirt has to be clean too, right?

Matire'd: What?! Well, I never!

(Cut back to kitchen. Matire'd is yelling over the phone.)

Muscle Man: (Frightened) See you at seven!

(Quickly hangs up phone, panting)

Rigby: Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc?

Muscle Man: Yeah. I have to meet Starla's parents there tonight.

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa, takin' it to the next level!

Muscle Man: Yeah, but didn't you hear that? I barely made it through the reservation! How am I gonna impress Starla's parents if I can't even make a reservation?

Mordecai: Dude, just be yourself.

Muscle Man: I can't be myself! Myself sucks! Starla will totally dump me if her parents don't like me.

Rigby: We'll help you get fancy for your dinner.

Muscle Man: Really, dudes?

Mordecai: Yeah, man. We're your friends. We hate to see you bummed out.

Rigby: Plus, last time Starla dumped you, you got all sad and we had to do your work.

Muscle Man: (Laughs) Yeah. Sure glad I'm not you guys. Where do we start?

Mordecai: Not we.

(Cut to Pops's room, where Pops is standing)

Mordecai (continued): He.

(Zoom out)

Pops: (Laughs) I'm so happy that you decided to become fancy, Muscle Man. And, you want me to help! I even wrote a book about it! (Puts a book on the table, titled:) Fanciness, Theory and Practical Application. (Opens book) A practical application of advanced theory of fanciness.

(MR&MM slowly back out)

Pops: Volume one of six. First printing, publishing date, M-C-M, X, V, I-I-I...

(Mordecai closes the door)

Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna have to do this our way.

Muscle Man: Good. 'Cause I don't know if I can handle having to listen to Pops speak Spanish anymore.

(Clock transition to a montage of Muscle Man learning fanciness. Mordecai holds up a book called: "Etiquette for Very Young Children," and opens the book to step 1, "A firm handshake." Outside, Mordecai raises his arm for Muscle Man to shake, but Muscle Man clumsily pounds it from the top and bottom, then realizes he did it wrong. Next, they practice step 2, "Open the door for guests." Muscle Man opens the door for Rigby to walk through, but quickly runs in through the doorway, slamming the door in front of Rigby. Rigby facepalms before they practice step 3, "Seat your guests." Muscle Man at first does it right when Rigby sits in the chair, but pushes it in too hard.)

(We then use a clock transition to Muscle Man learning how to use the forks in the kitchen. Mordecai holds up a sign that tells Muscle Man to pick up the salad fork. Muscle Man then picks up the fork to his farthest left. M&R nod in approval, and Muscle Man smiles, as we clock transition to the Awkward and Oblong men's store. We end the montage with Muscle Man coming out of a dressing booth, dressed in a tuxedo, and his hair held back with gel.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa!

Mordecai: Dude! You look like a whole new man!

Rigby: How do you feel?

Muscle Man: Fancy.

(The tuxedo falls apart, and the gel fails to hold Muscle Man's hair back)

Muscle Man: I can't do this!

Mordecai: We're gonna need a plan B. (To Rigby) Rigby, you still got those mini-headsets?

(Clock transition to the front of Bistro En Le Parc at nighttime. Muscle Man's dressed in his tuxedo again, recieving instruction from M&R.)

Muscle Man: (Into headseat) Testing, testing! I don't know if I can do this, guys.

(Pan over to the window. Mordecai and Rigby, also dressed in tuxedos, are instructing Muscle Man, the former in a fake moustache, the latter in glasses.)

Mordecai: Dude, don't worry! We got this!

(Cut to inside)

Mordecai: Me and Rigby are already inside.

Rigby: Just stick to the plan. Everything will be alright.

(Cut back to outside)

Muscle Man: Thanks, dudes. I--

(A car horn blares, and headlights shine on Muscle Man. He looks back and sees Starla and her parents, dressed in formal attire, coming out of the car)

Starla: (Waving) Mitch! Mitch!

Muscle Man: (As Starla and her parents approach) Whoa! Babe! You look totally ho-- (Starla frowns) ...uh, lovely!

Starla: Mitch... (Pans over to her parents) these are my parents.

(Short silence)

Rigby: (Over headset) Shake their hands.

Muscle Man: (Shaking the father's hand) Mitch Sorrenstein.

Herb: Charmed. I am Sir Herbert Gotzmendoder. (Introduces wife) And this is my wife, Madame Rose Gotzmendoder.

Rose: (Raises hand) How do you do?

(Muscle Man kisses her hand)

Muscle Man: Let's go inside, shall we?

(They walk toward the door)

Rigby: (Over headset) Dude, get the door!

(Muscle Man runs and open the door for them)

Matire'd: Welcome to Bistro en Le Parc.

Muscle Man: Sorrenstein. Table for Four.

Maitre'd: I hope Monseur (You) found a clean shirt.

Muscle Man: (Laughs) You know it, Bro.

Matire'd: Yes. Your table awaits.

(He turns to whisper to another waiter)

Maitre'd: Keep an eye on them.

Rigby: (Over headset) Dude, pull out the chair for Starla.

(Muscle Man pulls out the chair for Starla, and Herb pulls out the chair for Rose)

Rigby: You're up, Mordecai.

Mordecai: Showtime.

Starla: Oooo...

Mordecai: Ah... If it isn't Mr. Sorenstein. Are you ready to order, Sir?

Muscle Man: Uh...

Rigby: Muscle Man, you're supposed to order for the table.

Muscle Man: Oh right. The ladies will have the lobster, and the gentleman will have the (Mispronouncing) filet mignon. I mean, if the ladies and gentleman are cool with that.

Both: Indeed.

Mordecai: Excellent choice, sir.

Muscle Man: And here's a little something for yourself. Make sure things are extra fancy.

(All laugh)

Mordecai: (Whispering to Muscle Man) Put your napkin in your lap.

Muscle Man: Oh, right.

(Muscle Man puts his napkin in his lap)

(Mordecai walks away)

Mordecai: (To Rigby) You're up.

Rigby: Okay, Muscle Man, get ready for some fancy conversation topics.

Muscle Man: (Fake chuckle)

Rigby: How are you two enjoy-

Muscle Man: The weather? Um... because I think it's uh... nice lately.

Both: Indeed.

Muscle Man: Uh... so what do you uh... do? Uh... I work full-time in park uh... management.

Rose: Oh.

Both: Indeed.

Muscle Man: Yeah, I'm just lucky I get to do what I love, which is basically just mowing the lawn topless.

Mordecai: Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. Hot salads coming through. Cool it with the topless talk. Here's your salad, sir.

Muscle Man: Salad? I love salad; I eat it frequently. Let's dig in, shall we?

Rigby: (Over headset) FORK, FORK; USE YOUR FORK!

Muscle Man: Uh...

Both: Salad fork!

(Muscle Man picks up the salad fork. Mordecai and Rigby sigh in relief)

(Muscle Man chews slowly, is given chocolate pie with whipped cream, cleans his face with a napkin, and makes a rousing toast)

Muscle Man: To which I replied: "My mom".

(All laugh again)

Starla: Hey, this is going so well. They really like you.

Mordecai: He did it! He got through the whole meal!

Rigby: Wait, who's that?

Matire'd: Your dessert, sir.

Muscle Man: Huh? Uh... you're not our waiter.

Matire'd: Oh no, your waiter is on a break.

(Mordecai and Rigby get strangled and the recorder breaks)

Matire'd: But do not worry. I will take care of you now.

Muscle Man: Uh...

Matire'd: Please taste the dessert. It's the fanciest we have to offer.

Muscle Man: But there's no forks.

Matire'd: Oh, there's no forks for this dessert. Only spoons. NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT!

(Muscle Man struggles to pick the right spoon. He eventually picks one up, hoping it is the right one, but the waiter just frowns.)

Maitre'd: You chose wrong. (Snaps fingers) It's time for you to leave.

Muscle Man: What? Why?

Matire'd: Because you're not fancy. You do not eat the Crème brûlée with that kind of spoon. You disgust me.

(Everyone mumbles to themselves)

Herb: Is that true, Mitch? You faked being fancy?

Matire'd: Oui <Yes>. (Referring to Muscle Man and Starla) It's true; they're not fancy at all.

(Everyone leaves, and the Maitre'd claps to signal the other waiters)

Matire'd: And if you will not leave, we will escort you out. So what will it be?

Muscle Man: So what? So I'm not fancy. I only faked it so I could impress my girlfriend's parents, who, by the way, I learned are actually pretty cool. Who cares what kind of spoon this is. 

(Throws spoon in anger)

Muscle Man: Starla, you're the only one I care about. We're finishing our dessert.

Matire'd: Very well. Enjoy your desserts... IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

(Waiter grabs the girls)

Muscle Man: Get your hands off her, bro!

Waiter: What are you going to do about it?

Mucsle Man: Huh? Herb?

Herb: I have something to confess too: I'm not fancy neither!

(Herb and Muscle Man punch the waiters)

Matire'd: Destroy them!

Herb: Me and Rose were just pretending cause we wanted to impress you.

(Herb and Muscle Man kick a waiter)

Muscle Man: You didn't have to do that.

(Employees attack, and Rose and Herb both punch a waiter)

Rigby: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mordecai: We're unarmed.

Waiter: Well, let me give you a hand.

(Attacks Mordecai with a chain with brass hands attached)

(Mordecai grabs the chain)

Waiter: Let go of my satisfaction chain!

(Rigby fights another waiter)

Muscle Man: Hey, Starla, nice- (Kicks) What? What the?

(Waiter repeatedly kicks Muscle Man. Rose and Herb grab onto the waiter's legs.)

Starla: Are you okay, Mitch?

(Waiter attempts to force Herb and Rose off his legs. Muscle Man and Starla charge at the waiter.)

(Maitre'd picks up the sharpest fork from his fork case and charges at them. Muscle Man trips him, sending him through a window and onto a parked car, killing him. His fork falls out of his hand.)

Muscle Man: Let's get out of here.

Herb: I know exactly where we can go.

(Scene cuts to Wing Kingdom)

Muscle Man: I thought you guys are picky.

Herb: We are. Hey, this place makes Bistro en Le Parc look like Bistro en Le Trash.

(All laugh)

Herb: This calls for a toast!

Muscle Man: I'll do you one better, Herb.

(Muscle Man flips over the table, and he and Herb start twirling their shirts)

Mordecai: You want the rest of my wings?

Rigby: No, thanks. I just lost my appetite.

(End of Fancy Restaurant)