(Episode starts with horror music and wolf howls on the TV)
Billy: Hello? Anyone there?
(Movie shows an abandoned donut factory in a dark and stormy night)
Maria: I don't like it Billy, I was excited when you won those all-access passes to this donut factory. But now that we're here, seems to be completely abandoned.
Billy: Shh, you're right, something fishy. There's not a donut in this place.
Maria: Uhh, if there no donuts, why do I smell...frosting?
(A man in a donut suit appeared behind them)
(The donut slices the screen and it shows the title of the movie, Donut Factory Holiday; The scene shows Mordercai, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Rigby all cheering together)
Mordecai: Donut Factory Holiday!
Rigby: Best worst movie ever!
(Benson comes to the scene)
Benson: (sigh) Again? Why do you guys make such a big deal about this movie? You've seen it a thousand times, it's terrible!
Mordecai: Dude, we know, that's why it's funny.
Rigby: Yeah! It's kind of like that solo album you recorded last year if people have liked it.
Benson: And Benson For All was criminally misunderstood!
(Benson leaves the scene; Back to the movie, scene shows that Maria and Billy are now in a sewer)
Maria: Billy, are you sure this sewer is the only way out?
Billy: If you can't think of a better way of to escape an evil donut, I like to hear it. Wait! Look out! Sewer gator.
(Shows a bird landing on the crocodile's open mouth; the scene zooms to Mordecai)
(Returns to the movie, a man in a alligator suit walking upright walks towards Maria)
Man in Alligator Suit: Oh now? He arrhhhgg!
(We see donuts being thrown at the TV whilst Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost are laughing, and then see Muscle Man eat a Donut)
Police Officer: Mr President, Sir. Prototype 58 has escaped.
President: Great Scott. This is what we get for playing... uh... line?
(The screen then shows a Donut in the city with his hands up whilst we hear automatic gunfire. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost laugh.)
Rigby: Why does he get huge for that one scene?
(The screen then shows a man whistling and putting a bin down by the kerb).
Rigby: Shh! Here comes the best part!
All: Reduce! Reuse! Re-est in Peace!
(The Donut grabs a bazooka)
Man: What? No!
(The Donut then shoots a rocket at the man We then see it moving slowly as it is being held by a piece of black string. As soon as it touches the man, he explodes, along with the rocket)
Rigby: I don't know how but it keeps getting better every time!
High-Five Ghost: I read somewhere that the guy in the Donut Suit is the director because he runs out of money to pay the actors.
Muscle Man: I heard the crocodiles in the swamp scene were four iguanas taped together.
Rigby: Wasn't that just a guy in a suit?
Muscle Man: Uh, your thinking of the alligator scene. You got to brush on your taxonomy, bro.
Mordecai: Well, we find out for sure next time we rent it. We should get back to the store though. There's probably people waiting for it.
Rigby: Ugh! That stupid waiting list. I miss when we were the only people who knew about this.
High-Five Ghost: It's due back at the video store by five o'clock. That gives us half-an-hour.
Rigby: Plenty of time. All we got to do is eject this puppy, hop in the cart, cruise over to the... I said eject this puppy. (We see Rigby press the eject button and then turns his head around). Guys, the tape is stuck.
Mordecai: No, it isn't. Let me get it out. (Opens tape inserter and tries to pull out the tape). Yeah, it's stuck.
Muscle Man: Bros, I can't afford a late fee.
Mordecai: Okay, okay. We've got this. All we've gotta do is find someway to pull out that tape and as long as we do within the next... (points a High-Five Ghost to check the time).
High-Five Ghost: 28-minutes.
Mordecai: We can return it to the store and bam! no late fee.
(Rigby, Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost talk amongst each other)