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Sandwich of Death
The Death Sandwich is the flagship product of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs and appears in the episode Sandwich of Death. The recipe was created in an ancient dojo thousands of years ago, and was a closely guarded secret. It is described as the most delicious sandwich in the world, but its delectableness comes at a terrible price: the sandwich is cursed to kill whoever eats it incorrectly. Eventually, Sensai took the recipe and made it into a commercial product, and thus his master holds a grudge.
The sandwich, true to its name, will kill the consumer if not eaten correctly. One must wear cut-off jean shorts and a mullet in order to eat it safely. Therefore, customers of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs must sign a waiver to not sue the restaurant if they eat the sandwich incorrectly, and against leaving the sandwich unattended for consumption by those unaware of the implications.
Preparation[]
The sandwich is a foot long, white bread sub, with ham, meatballs and sauce. The preparation process is fairly theatrical, with martial arts-style chopping and spinning of the ingredients, and what appears to be blessing the finished sandwich as it is being wrapped. It takes roughly fifteen seconds to fully prepare.
Double Death Sandwich
The Double-Death Sandwich, which is a double-decked version of the normal Death Sandwich, is the deadliest and most unhealthy sandwich known to mankind. Just one bite out of the sandwich will kill the consumer immediately, regardless of whether or not they have the cut-off jean shorts and a mullet. Sensai's Master tries to kill Benson by throwing it into his mouth, but Mordecai and Rigby save him by performing The Bicycle Kick of Death, a new move that they learned after Sensai gave a note to them that had the directions for the move. The move successfully reflects the sandwich back and into Sensai's Master's mouth, destroying him instantly.
Effects[]
If eaten incorrectly, the consumer will suffer a deadly illness. Sufferers will undergo six symptoms over the course of six hours.
- Their face will start to turn green and they start choking and gagging.
- Their face will be overtaken by a burning sensation.
- Their intestines melt away and leak out of their body.
- The victim will then shriek in pain, but no one will hear them since they lose their voice.
- They will then regain their voice, only to cry out for mercy in ancient, forgotten dialects.
- They will fall gradually weak to the eventual point of paralysis before all the symptoms result in death altogether.
Cure[]
Sandwich of Life
The only known way to cure the effects of the Death Sandwich is to eat the Sandwich of Life. Taking a single bite from the sandwich will instantly cure the sufferer and reverse the effects of the Death Sandwich like they never happened regardless of how long they've been poisoned by the Death Sandwich. However, unlike the Death Sandwich, the Sandwich of Life is not mass produced and is impossibly rare to come across. Only Death Kwon Do experts like the Grand Master of Death Kwon Do seem to know the recipe to create it. Its only known ingredient is the bread, which is whole-wheat multigrain.
Trivia[]
- Popular TikToker GoldenGully recreated the Death Sandwich in real life, but replaced the Death Sauce with marinara sauce. The sandwich has also been recreated by YouTube and TikTok chef cookingWITHfred.