This page is the transcript for "Daddy Issues".

(We begin with Cheezers, where there's a long line. Rigby can be heard groaning while in line with Mordecai, CJ and Eileen.)

Rigby: We've only three inches of this line and I'm starving!

Eileen: You just had breakfast, Rigby.

Rigby: Yeah, a whole half hour ago. Urrgh!

(We fade to inside Cheezers, where a cheese sandwich is being grilled. A waiter, carrying the food, goes to the table where the guys are sitting.)

Rigby (continued): Alright! Now we're talking!

(The waiter places the food on their table.)

Cheezers Waiter: Here you go. Four Cheddargeddons with a side of tomato bisque.

CJ: Aw yea-yuh! Cheddargeddon my stomach!

Mordecai: Haha, nice.

Rigby: Hey man, what's with the balls?

(He is refering to the yellow balls placed with their meals.)

Cheezers Waiter: Those are complimentary golf balls for our new Sink Hole ide Queso! challenge.

(It pans over to the small challenge nearby.)

Cheezers Waiter (continued): If you get a hole-in-one, your party eats for free.

Rigby: Oh, yes!

(He picks up his sandwich and throws it against the restroom door.)

Mordecai: Dude, what are you doing?

Rigby: Free stuff always tastes better.

(He goes over to the challenge.)

Rigby: Now let's do this!

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