Cool Cubed/Transcript

(The episode begins in a store named Fast N' Easy and Mordecai, Rigby, Thomas and Pops buying a slushy to take photos of their faces after drinking the slushy)

Mordecai and Rigby: (opens the door) Sluuushyyyyyy! (Mordecai pays for the slushy and Pops takes the slushy)

Rigby: (holding the camera) Reaadyyy?

Mordecai: Let's do thiiiyuuuuus! (drinks the slushy while the 3 cheers "Brain Freeze!" repeatedly) ("Brain frozen" then makes a weird face and taken a photo)

Rigby: (drinks the slushy and also made a weird face after being "brain frozen" and taken a photo)

Pops: (drinks the slushy then kneels to the ground and reached his head then laughs) Ahhahahahaaa, brain freeze! (also makes a weird face then taken a photo with)

Thomas: Haha, here I go! (drinks the slushy but didn't make any weird face like the other did. The slushy didn't "brain froze" him then laughs and taken a photo)

(Mordecai, Rigby and Pops looks at the photo for a bit then laughs)

Mordecai: Dude Thomas, you call this a brain freeze face?

Rigby: Weak-saaaauce!

Pops: I agree, jolly weak show.

(The 4 of them laughed)

Thomas: Okay. (pauses for a bit) Wait, wait, wait! (opens the top of the cup and chugs the whole slushy but nothing happens and just laughed)

Rigby: Dude! What is wrong with you?

Thomas: Dudes, dudes! I got this, I got this. (goes inside the store) Hey man, what's the cool slushy you got?

Cashier: Uhh, That would be the cool cubed be the cool cubed. It's imported from the arctic and contains real glaciers, but I strongly recommend that you reconsider- (Thomas cuts him off.)

Thomas: I'll take it. Big swig size.

(The cashier gets the big swig cup, puts on goggles, gloves and puts the slushy to standard to cool-cubed.)

Cashier: Go easy on this bro.

(Scene cuts to the outside of "Fast N' Easy" and Mordecai, Rigby and Pops are saying "Chug! Chug! Chug!" repeatedly while Rigby is holding the camera for the picture. )

Thomas: Okay. Okay. Here it goes.

(While Thomas goes for it, ice goes up to the tip of the straw and then he sips it while the other three keeps repeating.)

(When he finished, nothing happened and he was calm again.)

Rigby (unamazed): Lame.

(Thomas suddenly got a "brain freeze" face but is frozen still by the cool cubed slushy.)

Rigby: Ah dude!

Mordecai: Take the picture! Take the picture!

(Rigby takes the picture and the three of them laugh.)

Mordecai: Dude, this is gold!

Rigby: Thomas, check it out!

(Thomas saids nothing then falls down then Rigby chuckles while taking more pictures of Thomas's "brain freeze" face.)

Mordecai: Now that's a brain freeze. Alright, come on.

(The three walk away but notice Thomas is still on the floor.)

Mordecai: Thomas? Come on.

Rigby: Lets go.

Pops: Thomas?

(They all get worried and look at each other.)

(All of them come to him.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Thomas?! Thomas?!

Mordecai: (touches his head) Ahh! Dude! He's not coming out of his brain freeze!

Rigby: Is it supposed to last that long?

Mordecai: I don't know! (holds onto Thomas's arms) Thomas! Thomas!

Pops: What do we do?

Mordecai: We have to unfreeze him.

(Scene cuts to the restroom, where Mordecai opens the shower curtain, Rigby turning a shower nob to hot. Then, Mordecai puts Thomas in the shower but, Thomas leans to the wall but, Mordecai put him back correctly.)

Mordecai: Hot towel.

Pops (feels the heat of the towel): Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

(gives Mordecai the towel and he puts it on Thomas's head.)

Rigby: Check him! Check him!

(Mordecai checks, but Thomas is still frozen.)

Mordecai: Uhh! This isn't working! He's playing cold or somehow!

(Scene cuts to Skip's home while Skips opens the door and they showed up for his help.)

Skips: Bring him in. Hmm...Yeah I've seen brain freezes before, but not as bad as this. (nods his head) This is beyond my medical knowledge. Luckly, I know a guy who can help. He's been treating Pop's family for generations.

Pops: Oh, of course! Dr. Henry!

Mordecai: Lets call him.

(Next scene shows Dr. Henry's car flying down to the front of Skip's house.)

(Pops opens the door and it's Dr. Henry.)

Pops: Oh, Dr. Henry! So good to see you!

Dr. Henry: Hello Pops. How's that old pinkie of yours?

Pops: Pop-notch! (chuckles).

(Dr. Henry checks Thomas's ear which is approved to be filtered with ice.)

Dr. Henry: Hmm. So, he drank a slushy, you said.

Mordecai: Yeah.

Dr. Henry: Did you make him drink it?

Rigby: Uhh...maybe?

(Dr. Henry doesn't seem convinced.)

Rigby: Yeah we did.

Dr. Henry: Can I see the cup?

(Rigby gives the cup to Dr. Henry.)

Dr. Henry: Hmm. (makes a sound with his tongue.) Cool cubed, Big swig size. This is quite a pickle. Well, I got some good news and bad news. The good news is that the core of Thomas's brain isn't completely frozen yet which means, there's still a chance to throught out.

Mordecai: Okay. What's the bad news?

Dr. Henry: The bad news is that the cool cubed slushy is still very active, it's working its way to the brain core as we speak. If it gets there, Thomas's brain will stay frozen. Forever!

(Three of them gasp in horror.)

Mordecai: What do we do?!

Dr. Henry: Simple. I just shrink you to little tiny people then you go inside of Thomas and you can stop the cool cubed slushy before it reaches the core. It's a dangerous procedure but, it's the only way to save him. Any volunteers?

Rigby (to Mordecai): Well, you and Pops have fun.

(Mordecai punches Rigby.)

Mordecai: No dude, we got Thomas into this mess, so we're gonna get the mess out of him! (unsure if that made sense) I think.

Dr. Henry: Okey dokey! Lets get started!

(Dr. Henry gets the shrinking machine out of his suit case.)

Dr. Henry: The shrinking won't last so long, so take this alarm. (Rigby puts on the alarm to his wrist.) When it goes off, you will grow back to normal size so move quick! You'll also need this. (holding a small speck)

Rigby: It's just a speck.

Dr. Henry: Shh. Its what's inside the speck that counts. It contains all the equipment to thaw the core including a transporter, so it would bring you back, just push the red button and poof! You'll be back safe and sound.

(puts the speck in the tube.)

Dr. Henry: Now. In you go.

Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

(They go in the shrinking machine.)

(Dr. Henry presses the buttons to make them shrink.)

Dr. Henry: Oh! I forgot to tell you. Shrinking could be very painful.

Mordecai and Rigby: WHAT?!

(Mordecai and Rigby scream to their regular voice to a minature voice and go into the tube.)

Dr. Henry: Remember, just five minutes to save Thomas and get out.

(He puts them in Thomas's head.)

Pops: Oh, Dr. Henry, what will happen if they don't make it in time?

Dr. Henry: Well, it's hard to say Pops, yours comes to worst, they just take very long naps.

Pops: Ooh! I love long naps!

Dr. Henry (to Skips whispering): That means they're going to die.