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(The episode begins in a store named Fast N' Easy and Mordecai, Rigby, Thomas and Pops enter)
Mordecai and Rigby: (opens the door) Spluuushiiieeees!
(Mordecai pays for a slushy and the Cashier pours the slushy inside of the cup and gives it to Mordecai, who rips the plastic off the straw and puts it in the cup)
Rigby: (holding a camera) Reaadyyy?
Mordecai: Let's do thiiiyuuuuus! (drinks the splushy)
Everyone: Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
(Mordecai then makes a weird face after drinking the whole slushy and a photo is taken)
Rigby: (drinks the splushy and also made a weird face after being "brain frozen" and another photo is taken of him)
Pops: (drinks the splushy then kneels to the ground while grabbing his head) Ahahahahaaa! Brain freeze! (A photo of him is taken as well)
Thomas: Haha, here I go! (drinks the splushy but doesn't make any weird face like the others did. Rigby takes a photo of his strangely-normal face.)
(Mordecai, Rigby and Pops looks at the photo for a bit then laughs)
Mordecai: Dude Thomas, you call this a brain freeze face?
Rigby: Weak saaaauce!
Pops: I agree. Jolly weak show.
(The 4 of them laugh)
Thomas: Okay. (pauses for a bit) Wait, wait, wait! (opens the top of the cup and chugs the whole splushy, but there's still no reaction aside from a small laugh)
Rigby: Dude! What is wrong with you?
Thomas: Dudes, dudes! I got this, I got this. (he goes inside the store) Hey man, what's the coolest splushy you got?
Cashier: Uhh, that would be the Cool Cubed. It's imported from the Arctic and contains real glaciers. But I strongly recommend that you reconsider-
Thomas: (slaps money on the counter) I'll take it! Big Swig size!
(The cashier gets the big swig cup, puts on goggles, gloves and puts the splushy to standard to "Cool-Cubed".)
Cashier: Go easy on this, bro.
(Back outside)
Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Thomas: Okay. Okay. Here it goes.
(While Thomas goes for it, ice goes up to the tip of the straw and then he sips it.)
Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
(When he is finished, nothing happens and he is calm again.)
Rigby (unamazed): Lame.
(Thomas' face slowly twists and contorts into a brain freeze face.)
Rigby: Ah dude!
Mordecai: Take the picture! Take the picture!
(Rigby takes the picture and the three of them laugh.)
Mordecai: Dude, this is gold!
Rigby: Thomas, check it out!
(Thomas only falls down. Rigby chuckles while taking more pictures of Thomas's "brain freeze" face.)
Mordecai: Now that's a brain freeze. Alright, come on.
(The three walk away but notice Thomas is still on the floor.)
Mordecai: Thomas? Come on.
Rigby: Let's go.
Pops: Thomas?
(They all get worried and look at each other before hurrying over.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Thomas?! Thomas?!
Mordecai: (touches his head) Ahh! Dude! He's not coming out of his brain freeze!
Rigby: Is it supposed to last that long?
Mordecai: I don't know! (holds onto Thomas's arms) Thomas! Thomas!
Pops: What do we do?
Mordecai: We have to unfreeze him.
(Back at the park house's restroom, where Mordecai opens the shower curtain and Rigby turns a shower knob to its hottest setting. Then, Mordecai puts Thomas in the shower, resting him in the hot water. Thomas' frozen body leans against the wall, but Mordecai readjusts him.)
Mordecai: Hot towel!
Pops (pulling a hot towel from the sink): Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
(Pops gives Mordecai the towel and he puts it on Thomas's head. Everyone waits for a few seconds.)
Rigby: Check him! Check him!
(Mordecai checks, but Thomas is still frozen.)
Mordecai: Uhh! This isn't working! He's way colder somehow!
(At Skips' home, Skips opens the door to see the guys)
Skips: Bring him in. (later) Hmm...Yeah I've seen brain freezes before, but not as bad as this. (nods his head) This is beyond my medical knowledge. Luckily, I know a guy who can help. He's been treating Pops' family for generations.
Pops: Oh, of course! Dr. Henry!
Mordecai: Let's call him.
(Some time later, Dr. Henry's car flies down to the front of Skips' house. Pops opens the door to find Dr. Henry there.)
Pops: Oh, Dr. Henry! So good to see you!
Dr. Henry: Hello, Pops. How's that old pinkie of yours?
Pops: Top-notch! (chuckles).
(Dr. Henry checks Thomas's ear which is shown to be filtered with ice.)
Dr. Henry: Hmm. So, he drank a splushy, you said.
Mordecai: Yeah.
Dr. Henry: Did you make him drink it?
Rigby: Uhh...maybe?
(Dr. Henry doesn't seem convinced.)
Rigby: Yeah, we did.
Dr. Henry: Can I see the cup?
(Rigby gives the cup to Dr. Henry.)
Dr. Henry: Hmm. (makes a sound with his tongue.) Cool Cubed, Big swig size. This is quite a pickle. Well, I got some good news and bad news. The good news is that the core of Thomas's brain isn't completely frozen yet, which means there's still a chance to thaw it out.
Mordecai: Okay. What's the bad news?
Dr. Henry: The bad news is that the Cool Cubed splushy is still very active, it's working its way to the brain core as we speak. If it gets there, Thomas's brain will stay frozen. Forever!
(Three of them gasp in horror.)
Mordecai: What do we do?!
Dr. Henry: Simple. I just shrink you into little tiny people, then you go inside Thomas, and you can stop the cool cubed splushy before it reaches the core. It's a dangerous procedure, but it's the only way to save him. Any volunteers?
Rigby: (to Mordecai) Well, you and Pops have fun.
(Mordecai punches Rigby.)
Mordecai: No dude, we got Thomas into this mess, so we're gonna get the mess out of him! I think.
Dr. Henry: Okey-dokey! Let's get started!
(Dr. Henry gets the shrinking machine out of his suit case.)
Dr. Henry: The shrinking won't last forever, so take this alarm. (Rigby puts on the alarm to his wrist.) When it goes off, you will grow back to normal size so move quick! You'll also need this. (holds something tiny in a pair of tweezers)
Rigby: It's just a speck!
Dr. Henry: Shh. It's what's inside the speck that counts. It contains all the equipment to thaw the core, including a transporter which will bring you back. Just push the red button and poof! You're back here safe and sound.
(He puts the speck in the tube.)
Dr. Henry: Now. In you go.
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!
(They go in the shrinking machine. Dr. Henry presses the buttons to make them shrink.)
Dr. Henry: Oh! I forgot to tell you. Shrinking is extremely painful.
Mordecai and Rigby: What?!
(Mordecai and Rigby scream from their regular voices into a miniature voice and go into the tube.)
Dr. Henry: Remember, just five minutes to save Thomas and get out.
(He injects them into Thomas's head.)
Pops: Oh, Dr. Henry, what will happen if they don't make it in time?
Dr. Henry: Well, it's hard to say Pops, worst comes to worst, they just take very long naps!
Pops: Ooh! I love long naps! (chuckles)
Dr. Henry (to Skips, whispering): That means they're going to die.
(Inside Thomas' bloodstream, Mordecai and Rigby tumble through blood. Later, they both swim to the surface to breathe and get out of the stream and finally make it out to breathe. Thomas' head is filled with snow in a blizzard.)
Mordecai: (shivering) It's freezing!
Rigby: I can't feel my fingers!
(Goat sound is heard)
Rigby: Dude, what's that?!
(Goat appears)
Goat (similar goat voice by speaking): Mor-de-cai. Rig-by. Mor-de- (suddenly has Thomas's voice and head.)
Mordecai and Rigby: AAAH!
Goat: Whoa, whoa, guys, guys! It's me, Thomas.
Mordecai: No way, dude. How can you be Thomas if we're inside your...uh... his head.
Thomas's Consciousness: I'm Thomas's consciousness. Of course I'm in my own head.
Rigby: Hmm. I guess that makes sense.
(The area rumbles and Mordecai and Rigby scream.)
Mordecai: Uhh, what was that?
Thomas's Consciousness: The cold's is making the brain unstable. It can't hold much longer like this.
Mordecai: Do you know where the brain core is?
Thomas's Consciousness: Yeah, it's over there. Take a look.
(He takes out a pair of binoculars and gave it to Rigby. Peering through the binoculars, Rigby sees the brain core surrounded by an igloo, then sees a group of huskies guiding a sled. He also sees the Cool Cubed and his translator going for the core.)
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze!
Translator: Mush! Mush!
Rigby: Dude! The Cool Cubed is almost at the core! What are we gonna do!?
Mordecai: We're gonna stop that splushy!
(All of them go in the shed where they see it filled to the brim with all the supplies they need: boxes of matches and fuel, a bow and arrows, swords, a flamethrower, grenades, a rope, a harpoon, a rocket launcher, some winter coats, and a truck capable of traveling in sub-zero environments.)
Rigby: Dr. Henry makes one heck of a house call!
(Mordecai approaches a big black object with a red button. The word "TRANSPORTER" is above the button.)
Mordecai: This might be the Transporter to take us back. It's too big to carry, we'll have to come back for it. Time to suit up.
(The guys put on jackets, get matches, bow and arrows and more of the supplies then, load it into the truck. Mordecai hops into the driver's seat and starts the engine.)
Mordecai: Let's blowtorch this 'sicle-stand.
(They drive out of the shed. Meanwhile, the Cool Cubed and his translator are still going to the core.)
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze! (notices the guys coming) Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!
Translator: Hmm... (still keeps on going) Hah!
Rigby: Yeah! We got him!
(A giant icicle suddenly bursts out of the ground and they try to avoid it. The three scream as more ice spikes rise. They swerve to avoid the obstacles. Later, they are all close to each other but then Mordecai pulls a lever to go farther than the Cool Cubed.)
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze! (shimmers then zaps the truck's right track with an ice beam from his straw, causing the truck to tip over and the guys to fall out.)
Cool Cubed: Freeze! (Cool Cubed and his translator come closer to them.)
Rigby: What's your problem, man!?
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze!
Translator: I am the coldest splushy in the world. I have a reputation to uphold, which means no area of this brain goes unfrozen!
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze!
Translator: Now you die!
(Cool Cubed shimmers again and fires another beam.)
Thomas's consciousness: No!
(Thomas's consciousness jumps in the way of the freeze beam and gets hit. His whole body but head is covered in ice.
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze! (translation: Finish Him)
Translator: Hahahahaha!
Mordecai: NO! (Mordecai moves Thomas's consciousness out of the way when the translator was about to spear him. The spear cracks the ice, opening a chasm that he falls through. The Cool Cubed makes a break for the core on foot.) He's getting away!
Thomas's consciousness: Hurry. Go, go!
Mordecai: But we can't just leave you here!
Thomas's consciousness: Just... stop the Cool Cubed. (the ice begins to spread across his face.)
Mordecai: (to Rigby) Come on!
(They all start running along to the core.)
Cool Cubed: Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! (begins to climb on the igloo where the core is.) Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! Freeze! (Mordecai and Rigby pant while they climb as they climb after him. The Cool Cubed reaches the top of the igloo and sees the core. Before he can freeze it, Rigby grabs him by the leg.) Freeze! Freeze-
Mordecai: Hold him off while I thaw the core!
Rigby: (punches Cool Cubed repeatedly) Stay away from his brain hole, you slush bag!
(Mordecai sees the core too, and prepares to light dynamite with a match. The Cool Cubed notices and tackles him to make the supplies fall in. They land close to the core.)
Mordecai: Ugh...
Cool Cubed: (jumps in) Freeeze!!
Rigby: He's gonna freeze the core!
Cool Cubed: Freeeze!!!
(The Cool Cubed is about to reach the core, but Mordecai readies a bow and arrow.)
Rigby: Dude! What are you doing?!
Mordecai: Doctor's orders.
(Mordecai shoots the arrow to the dynamite directly, causing the whole igloo to explode with the Cool Cubed with it. Mordecai and Rigby slide off the exploding igloo, landing the snow. Suddenly, the watch Rigby was given starts to blink. The 5 minutes are up and Rigby's hand starts to grow, breaking the watch.)
Rigby: Aah! Uh, dude?
Mordecai: We gotta get to the transporter!
(Both of them start to run while their jackets start to rip apart from their growth. All of the snow starts to melt as they run, continuing to grow. Soon, they both see the now-smaller supply shed.)
Rigby: Find the transporter!
(Mordecai searches quickly for the transporter in the melted water.)
Rigby: (still growing, his head hitting the frozen ceiling of Thomas' brain) Dude?!
(Mordecai sees the transporter and grabs it, which becomes increasingly smaller between his growing fingers.)
Mordecai: I got it! I got it!
Rigby: Press it! Press it!
(Mordecai still grows while he presses the button, returning them to Skips' home.)
Mordecai: Thomas?
(Thomas' eyes start to blink before he's finally awake with his normal face.)
Thomas: (gasp) Whoa! How did I do?! How did I do?!
Mordecai: Dude, your brain was totally frozen. You almost died!
Thomas: Whoa, really?
Rigby: Yeah, but we were injected in your body and saved you! Check out your pho-to!
Pops: Your brain freeze photo bested us all, Thomas!
Mordecai: Yeah, it did!
(Everyone laughs while Thomas exams the photo of his brain freeze face.)
Thomas: Hahaha haha! (he suddenly gets a headache as an after-effect of his brain freeze.) Oh. Oww. Ow...
(End of "Cool Cubed")