This page is the transcript for "Birthday Gift".

(Episode begins with Mordecai, Rigby and Skips reshingling the roof. Rigby taps his hammer a few times.)

Rigby: Yo, it's your birthday, I got you a present! Yo, it's your birthday, I give the best presents!♪

'Mordecai'Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't rhyme "present" with "presents".

Skips: Yeah, that's just careless rapping.

(Mordecai and Skips fist bump.)

Rigby: Psh. Whatever, man. Your birthday present is so great. You don't even know!

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