The Key to the Universe/Transcript

(Episode begins at Pops' House. The park crew and Earl are in the living room.)

Earl: (sighs) Like I've been saying, Pops is the Chosen One. He must begin his training immediately, or Anti-Pops will destroy him and the universe as we know it!

Benson: Why should we believe any of this nonsense? How do we know you're telling the truth?