Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-9964494-20131107090338/@comment-7891699-20141010163933

Okay, well since it's been a day since anyone's commented, and no admin has told me anything, and other people have gotten away with it, I guess I'll say it.

Mordecai acted like a dump truck and took a s**t on the ground the way a dump truck dumps garbage. Then, he picks it up in his mouth and then gets up on the floor, standing only on his legs and head while mastur*****g and making weird noises. Then, once he finally ej****ates, he lets his se**n cover the s**t like icing on a cake where he then eats it.