Brain Eraser/Transcript

The episode starts when Mordecai and Rigby were playing video games and the tv said "Player 1 wins"

Rigby - "Augh I lost again."

Mordecai - "Hmph Hmph."

Rigby - "This stupid thing was throwing me off." he took a maganize call "Mustaches Monthly" out of the couch.

Mordecai - "Dude! That Pops Mustaches Monthly! Benson told us to deliver it weeks ago you have to give this to Pops."

Rigby - "What why do I have to?"

Mordecai - "Because your the tool that cramp it betwwen the sofa cushions."

Rigby - "I can't get up now I'm going to lose this sweet buttcheeks move I been working into this couch it looks just like me!" we the buttcheek mark on the couch.

Mordecai - "I'm not going up those stairs dude."

Rigby - "Fine let's play rock paper siccors for it."

They did and Rigby got paper and Mordecai got rock.

Rigby - "Hmph Hmph."

Mordecai - (groans) whatever. then Rigby play the video game then Mordecai was in Pops room and you can hear the water going off.

Mordecai - "Pops yo Pops I found your Mustaches Monthly." he put on a table and then he turn around and saw Pops naked.

Mordecai - (screaming)

Pops - (screaming)

Mordecai - (screams) and saw his "junkmail"

Pops - (screams) and cover his "junkmail" with his hat and Mordecai cover his eyes and they both try to leave but they in each other ways."

Mordecai - (breathing) uh..uh...uh...uh

Pops - (breathing) uh..uh...uh..uh

Then Mordecai left Pops room and Pops went into his bathroom.

Mordecai went downstairs.

Mordecai - "Stop for a sencond when I went upstairs Pops was getting out if the showers."

Rigby - "Yeah so?"

Mordecai - "And he didnt have a towel."

Rigby - "Ewww!"

Mordecai - "I tried not to look and give him the magainze but I saw his.."

Rigby - "His junkmail?" then he started to laugh.

Mordecai - "No dude I'm meantlly scared, it like it's glued in the inside of my eyelids every saggy, wrinkle, shrivel, pasty.."

Rigby - "Whoa whoa! Don't Put it in my head!"

Mordecai - "This is your fault! You have to help me."

Rigby - "Only if you stop talking about it."

Mordecai - "Deal." then they shook hands.

The sence go tot the acarde.

Rigby - "What you need is some Strong Johns"

Mordecai - "Let's do this."

They began to play and Rigby was losing and Mordecai was winning but then he saw the John turn into two naked Pops."

Mordecai - (Yelled) and then he runs away.

Rigby - "Mordecai wait! augh."