Just Set Up the Chairs/Transcript

Benson: Alright, there's a kid's party today, so lots to do. Lots to do. Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost you pick up the Special Entertainment.

Muscle Man and Fives: YES! Uh!

Benson: Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.

Skips: Hmm.

Benson: Lets see.I'm picking up the kids, so Mordecai and Rigby, you set up the chairs.

Mordecai and Rigby: AUGH!

Pops: But what about me? Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party!

Benson: Um, your birthday was last week, remember? It's a kid's party today.

Pops: I still have balloons!

Benson': We've got it covered, Pops!

Pops: Oh, I see.

Mordecai: Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?

Rigby: LAME!

Benson: I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off.

Mordecai: You calling us slackers?

Rigby: Did he? Did you?

Mordecai: He's calling us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.

Benson: Good. Do it then.

Mordecai: We will.

Rigby: Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs?

Benson: Fine.

Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOHHH!! Not setin' up the chairs next time! Not setin' up the chairs next time! UHHHHH!

Benson: Just set up the chairs.

Rigby: Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs, he's gonna be all like "Oh no, my gumballs."

Mordecai: Ha ha! Yeah-ya, we rule at settin' up the chairs. One.

Rigby: Yaaa! One! Yeah dude, this sucks.

Mordecai: I agree dude, and normally i'd be all "let's quit", but we have to prove to Benson we can set up these chairs.

Rigby: All right. AAGGGHHH! Must be nice to be the boss. Benson never has to do chores.

(Scene is now set to the highway, and Benson is driving a bus full of kids.)

Benson: Happy birthday Jimm...

(Benson is cut off by Jimmy)

Jimmy: Just drive the bus you crazy slop jockey!

(Scene goes back to Mordecai and Rigby)

Rigby: BEW! BEW! BEW, BEW! PSSHHH! BEW! HA HA!

Mordecai: What the H dude!?

Rigby: Hahahahahahahaha!

Mordecai: Can we please just focus?

Rigby: AGGHHH! When you say that, it makes me tired.

Mordecai: Dude!

Rigby: Agghh! You sound like Benson.

Mordecai: Dude! Listen. If we pound through this, we'll never have to do this lame chair stuff again.

Rigby: >Gasp< Next time it could be us picking up...

Mordecai and Rigby: The special entertainment!

(Scene goes to where the special entertainment gets picked up by Muscle Man and High-five Ghost)

(Muscle Man knocks on the door.)

Muscle Man: We are here to pick you up.

Special Entertainment Horse: Just a second.

Special Entertainment Clown: Aghhyyyahhgg... who's at da door? Whoa it's bright!

Muscle Man: You know who likes special entertainment like that? My mom!

Special Entertainment Clown: Could I borrow five bucks?

(Scene goes back to Mordecai and Rigby)

Mordecai: 37...38...38...Rigby!

Rigby: That's all the chairs dude.

Mordecai: There's supposed to be fifty!

Rigby: That's Benson's problem.

Mordecai: No dude, that's our problem.

Rigby: HMM!

Mordecai: C'mon, we've gotta find the rest.

Rigby: Fine! Let's find your stupid chairs. ''(Rigby tries to open a door). ''It won't open, let's get out of here.

Mordecai: Did you try the actual door knob?

Rigby: AAGGHHH! You're killng me! It's locked, let's do something else.

Mordecai: C'mon dude, take this seriously. Uh! It is locked.

Rigby: Hmm, Hmm.

Mordecai:We've gotta get those chairs. (Mordecai Knocks down door)

Rigby: HEY!

Mordecai: AAAGGGHHHH!! (he's on the floor rubbing his arm in pain)

Rigby: Whoa!

Mordecai: Agh, you see the chairs?

Rigby: Even better.

Mordecai: What do ya mea... >Gasp< (The two see arcade games)

Rigby: It's like old school heaven!

Mordecai: Yeah, look at these things! Ball of Yarn, Lemonade Stand, Hats for Sale, Clap like This, Candle Maker, Deli Dude, Staring Contest!!?? Why are these even here!?

Rigby: Who cares, let's play!

Mordecai: No dude! Dude, no! You want Benson to think we're slackers forever?

Rigby: I don't know. Do you want to be boring forever?

Mordecai: Not cool dude!

Rigby: Whatever! I'm takin' my break. (Rigby starts game)

Mordecai: Dude, you're not even doing it right. You're just mashing the buttons.

Rigby: Whatever, why don't you go back to work?

Mordecai: I know, how 'bout I take my break too? ''(Mordecai plays and wins). ''Bam! OOOHHHHHH!!!

Rigby: Man, that was just luck.

Mordecai: HMM, HMM! ''(Mordecai starts the game again. Then Rigby plays. Then Mordecai, then Rigby, then Mordecai, and he wins). ''OOOHHHHH! OOOHHHH! OOOHHHH! OOOHHHH! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! TEN IN A ROOOOWWWW! All right let's finish those chairs.

Rigby: Wait man, what about that one?  (Rigby sees another game in the back)

Mordecai: Didn't they teach you how to read? Out of order.

Rigby: Whoooaaa! This... looks... awesome!!!

Mordecai: Yeah whatever, it's broken.

Rigby: Probably because people couldn't stop playing it cause it's so awesome!

Mordecai: How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?

Rigby: Hey! Why don't you go ask Benson to tell you what to do?

Mordecai: Move over Rigby!

(They open the control panel, and find a note and read it)

Mordecai and Rigby: "In the name of all that is holy, don't connect the red wire tothe blue wire?"

Mordecai: I don't think we should do this.

(Rigby takes the note, throws it behind him, and tries to connect the two wires to get the game to work)

Rigby: C'mon c'mon!

(Rigby connected the wires and a smoke version of the Destroyer of Worlds comes out of the game)

Destroyer of Worlds (smoke version): Ha, ha, haaa!

(The power goes out)

Mordecai: Dude, what just happened?

Rigby: I don't know.

(Game turns on, knocks them back, and spawns the Destroyer of Worlds)

Mordecai: That can't be good.

Rigby: I don't know, it could be cool.

(DOW blasts a hole through the wall)

Mordecai: Oh man, we're so dead.

Rigby: Maybe no one will notice.

Pops: Oh, who unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds? Good show!

Mordecai: We better go find Skips.

(Mordecai and Rigby run to skips)

Mordecai and Rigby: >panting<

Mordecai: Skips, uh dude.

Skips: What did you guys do?

Mordecai: What? Nothing. Heh.

(DOW blasts the marry-go-round)

Destroyer of Worlds: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Skips: You ignored my note didn't you?

Mordecai: A note? What note?

Rigby: You mean like a musical note?

(DOW blasts the bouncy castle)

Skips: You fools!! Destroyer of Worlds will kill us all!

Destroyer of Worlds: Ha, Ha, Ha!

Skips: I have an idea, but I need time. Distract it!

Mordecai: Wait, what? Distract it how?

(Rigby picks up a rock and throws it at the DOW)

Rigby: Get outta here!....... Uh-oh.

Mordecai and Rigby (while getting chased by the DOW): AAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Benson pulls up with the bus)

Benson: We're here. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(DOW goes up to the bus)

Kids on the bus: It's the special entertainment! YEAAAAA!!!

(DOW blasts through the top of the bus)

Benson and the kids on the bus: ......AAAAAHHHHH!!!

(Muscle Man and High-five Ghost pull up with the special entertainment)

Muscle Man: Hey kids. Get ready for our very special entertainment!

(DOW zaps the special entertainment and turns them into ash, kids scream)

Mordecai: We're screwed.

Skips: Get in!

(Goes after Dow)

Skips: Climb on top but don't press start until i say.

(Mordecai and Rigby climb onto the top of the golf cart and Pops crashes into the golf cart)

Pops: Skips my good man! I lost my balloons.

Skips: Take the wheel.

Pops: It must be my birthday!

Skips: Okay everyone, press your start buttons on three. One, two, three!

(Everyone presses start and creates video game character)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa!

Skips: Mordecai and I got the arms, Rigby, you got the legs.

Rigby: Aw what, legs?! Legs suck man, this is worse than the chairs!

Mordecai: Dude, quit mashing the buttons, you're messing up the legs!

Rigby: SHUT UP!

(Video game character runs away, DOW follows it)

Skips: Drive, Pops, drive!

Pops: This is so much fun! Whohoo!

Mordecai: Skips! Pops stop, we lost Skips!

(Pops stops cart)

Mordecai: Skips! >gasps< The extra chairs! Dude, you kill the Destroyer of Worlds, i'm gonna go get the chairs!

Rigby: It's too dangerous, just leave them!

Mordecai: I don't care, we're not slackers!

Rigby: >gasps< MORDECAI!

Mordecai: AAAHHH!

(Rigby starts mashing all of the buttons)

Mordecai: The button mashing's working! Finish him off dude!

Rigby: AAAAHHHH!

(Video game character destroys DOW and eats the cherry)

Mordecai: That was some pretty sweet button mashing.

Rigby: I told you I got skills.

(Benson comes out of ditch)

Benson: YOU!

Mordecai: Whoa, hey Benson! Before you freak out, we totally set up those chairs.

(Kids cheer)

Muscle Man: Whoo! This birthday party's hot!

Rigby: So we're cool right?

Benson: You idiots! That's the last time i entrust you with something important, like the chairs!

Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOHHHH! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next!

Benson: But you are gonna clean up this mess and you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment!

(Benson walks away)

Mordecai: Yeah, no problem.

Rigby: We got it.

Mordecai: Don't worry about us.

Rigby: We're gonna take a break first, right?

Mordecai: Yeah.