Regular Show: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Regular Show: The Movie.

(The Movie starts in "The Future" we see a flying ship is flying towards the Timenado)

Future Rigby: Commander Rigs to home ship. Initiating final timenado approach.

Future Benson: (In the radio) Right behind you commander Rigs.

(A Big ship come behind Future Rigby's ship)

Future Benson: Skips, Muscle Man. Port and start war guns.

Future Skips: Yes sir.

Future Muscle Man: Yes, got it bro.

Future Benson: Pops! You're on top.

Future Pops: Okay.

(They come across ships that are coming their way)

Future Rigby: Follow my lead!

(They fired some ships and went inside the Timenado base and shooting the troops, and Hi-Five Ghost makes a way for the others to get across and made it to the center of the timenado)

Future Rigby: It's the temporal crystal. Now we destroy it! Skips!

Future Skips: Hm.

(He gets his bazooka and aims it at the crystal)

Future Muscle Man: Uh yeah. Good job rangers. Mission Adjective almost accomplished. Not let our guard down for just one second. (get shot and killed)

Future Gang: MUSCLE MAN!!!

Future Skips: Huh? (gets shot as well)

Future Pops: Over there!

(All the men fire killing Pops and High Five Ghost)

Future Rigby: Take cover!

(Hi-Five Ghost gets shout)

Future Rigby: FIVES!!!

(They hid behind a box as the troops fires the barrier)

Future Mordecai: Seize fire! Rigby and Benson, you're outnumbered! Dude, you totally stop this blood shed! Give up!

Future Rigby: Hey traitor! How's the hand holding up?!

(He gets angry, then a warp hole and came out is Ross)

Mr. Ross: Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive.

Future Benson: Go stuff it Ross!

Future Rigby: Yeah! You to chill out man! Forget all about erasing time business!

Mr. Ross: "Chill out!?" Oh I think I was pretty chilled out, when I went to prison because of you and Mordecai's little stunt back in high school But I guess I should thank you for creating this wonderful weapon.

Future Benson: What're you talking about?!

Mr. Ross: Mordecai and Rigby created the Timenado.

Future Benson: What?

Future Rigby: LIAR!

Mr. Ross: Oh I'm the liar! HA! That's a good one! Isn't that a good one Mordecai?!

Future Mordecai: Yeah hilarious. I know what you did Rigby! And I'll never forgive you!

Future Rigby: (gasps)

(Flashback)

Past Mordecai: Dude I didn't get in.

(Flashback ends)

Future Benson: Commander Rigby!

Future Rigby: It was such a long time ago! I didn't do anything.

Future Benson: I don't need you to tell what you did. If we get of here, can you fix it? Rigby, fix this. That's an order.

Future Rigby: No general.

Future Benson: RAAAH!!! Run! Run! (Starts shooting forces) This one's for Pops! And Skips! And Muscle Man! And Fives!

(Mr. Ross hits a volleyball bomb at Benson and it blows up and Benson dies)

Future Rigby: Stupid! STUPID!!

(He gets inside his ship and then he takes off, as a blue ship goes after him. Now cut to Future Rigby's ship, Future Rigby is preparing for time travel)

Computer voice: Time circuits on.

Future Rigby: Take me back to high school! Gotta fix this!

Computer voice: Calculating time jump.

(Then Future Mordecai's ship shows up and aims his gun at Future Rigby)

Future Mordecai: Stop that ship in the name of Lord Ross!

Future Rigby: What happened to you, man? How can you work for him!?

Future Mordecai: I can't stay at the park forever! I have to think about my career!

Future Rigby: What about your friends?

Future Mordecai: We're not friends! We haven't been friends since a long time!

(The the Time button shows up)

Computer voice: Course, plotted.

Future Mordecai: Press that button and I will shoot you!

Future Rigby: Hey Mordecai! GO AHEAD!!

(Future Rigby presses the Time warp button, Future Mordecai and Rigby fire each other as Rigby's ship goes faster)

(The movie opening begins, it references various video games)

(At the Present day, We see Mordecai and Rigby moving towards each other)

Mordecai & Rigby: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- t's up Eileen?! You're the queen of the coffee beans! Spill them up fill them up! Can't start the day without a cup!

Eileen: You know you could just ask for a refill like normal people. What's up, though? I've never seen you guys here this earily?

Mordecai: Breakfast burrito from the truck outside.

RIgby: (Show everyone the bag) Best Burritos in the city! It's the name of the place, but it's actually pretty good.

Eileen: Nah, I've never subscribe to order a food from a vehicle. What time are you guys suppose to work though?

Mordecai: (Looks at the clock) Oh, no!

(They run out of the coffee shop and hops on the cart. Mordecai activates the cart but runs out of gas)

Mordecai: Face the consequences.

Benson: Face the consequences! (lift two sheets of pink papers)

Mordecai: What are those?

Benson: These are pink slips. One with your name on it, and one with yours on it, and now it's time for me to say the word I've been waiting to say for a long time... YOU'RE FIRED!!!

(Mordecai and Rigby gaps)

Mordecai: No Benson! You can't!

Rigby: Yeah, we gotta get an excuse!

Benson: Oh really, what's that?

Rigby: (helds a bag with Benson's name on it) We've got you breakfast burritos.

Benson: What?

Rigby: You know, just to say we're sorry for messing up at work all the time, right Mordecai?

Mordecai: Uh, yeah.

Rigby: Best Burritos in the city.

(Later Mordecai and Rigby are peeling the white paint off the stairs)

Mordecai: Dude that was awesome! When did you write his name on the back?

Rigby: Pretty much the whole time he's talking. The old writing notes behind the back trick. Mastered that one back in high school.

Mordecai: Ha yeah. Only flying your plan is now I'm starving.

Rigby: Yeah, me too.

Mordecai: Nah, Benson's been watching us this whole time.



Rigby: That's a weird looking alien.

Mordecai: Dude, he looks like you.

Benson: Yeah, but way cooler.

Future Rigby: Help.

(the heroes help him up and they see a wound on his chest)

Mordecai: Oh Jez.

Benson: That doens't look good. That's not good, right?

Skips: Ah-uh.

Mordecai: Who are you?

Future Rigby: It's me, Rigby. I've traveled back from the future to seek your help.

Muscle Man: How can you be Rigby?! You're so awesome!

Future Rigby: Thanks. I really grew into it. (coughs) The universe is on the verse to be destroyed. And it's all because tried to make a time machine in high school.

Mordecai and Rigby: What?

Benson: What is he talking about? How can that be? Rigby, what did you do?

Rigby: What? Nothing!

Benson: Oh yeah, I'm sure.

Muscle Man: Is this for real right now!?

Pops: But I like the universe.

Future Rigby: STOP TALKING!! (coughs)

(Muscle Man gets food out of refridge and get out, Benson get his clipboard and pens and kick his doar close, and Pops gets his seat pillow, Skips gets the walkie talkies, Hi Five Ghost looks for what boots to wear, Rigby messes with his dead future self and poses a hi-five and thumbs up, Mordecai gets and puts on sunglasses)

(Cut to inside the ship, as everyone is ready to go)

Benson: Make it tighter. Tighter!

Skips: Hey guys! Who's gonna fly this thing?

(Later Muscle Man and Fives climbs up back to the carter)

Muscle Man: Alright, now to get to back to doing what we do best, guarding a space ship that our only hope to get back hooooome.

(The ship is gone in not a sight)

Muscle Man: It's this the right crater.

(The van shows up, and Skips get out and finds out the ship is gone)

Skips: What do you do?

Muscle Man: Nothing, Skips. Honest. We just went to the bathroon real quick. And when we came back the ship was gone.

Skips: The ship doesn't even work, how can it be gone?! AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED!!?

Muscle Man: You know what? I'll... I'll go over there!

Skips: (sighs) How in the world can this happen? (he finds a shirt and reads the back) "I Ate From the Trash at Paparellis."

Hi-Five Ghost: Hey Muscle Man, didn't you had a shirt like that, since years ago?

Muscle Man: Yeah. (realizes something) Oh no bro!

Mr. Ross: Oh come on! Whatever! As soon as I get back up into space, I'm going to erase all of time and blow up the Earth anyways!

(he presses the button, and his portal shows up)

Mr. Ross: Hey Rigby, remember when you ruin my state championship game? Now we're even. OOOOOAAAAAHHHH! [Goes through the portal but pops his head out] This is what you losers sound like and nobody likes it! OOOOOOOOOOAAAA!!!!

[Goes in the portal before it disappears]

Rigby: Mordecai?

Mordecai: I can't believe you, Rigby. All this time you were lying to me?! And what? So you forged my rejection letter, is that it?!

Rigby: Yeah but...

Mordecai: ARRRRG! Why would you do that!?

Rigby: I had to. You would have gone off to college without me.

Mordecai: You don't get it, do you!?

Rigby: It was just one lie, I was just trying to-

Mordecai: It's always just one thing with you! You don't that to your best friend! Arrg!! You're.... [frustrated] YOU'RE THE REASON I'M STUCK IN THIS DEADIN' JOB!!!

Rigby: Well, I'm stuck, too! Who better to be stuck with than your friend?

Mordecai: You're not my friend. All you ever done is hold me back. And I'm an idiot for not seeing it, until now.

(Rigby, heartbroken, he runs away)

Benson: Rigby, no!

(Later Rigby made it inside the Timenado and sees Mordecai)

Rigby: Mordecai! (runs to him) Listen, Mordecai, I just need to-

Mordecai: Now is not the best time.

(They see Mr. Ross with a gun aiming at them)

Mr. Ross: You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this.

Mordecai: Step aside, Ross.

Rigby: Yeah, it;s time to finish this!

Mr. Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED! WHEN TIME IS ERASED, AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!!

(He starts shooting at the two friends)