Death Sandwich

The Death Sandwich is the flagship product of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs. The recipe was created in an ancient dojo thousands of years ago, and was a closely guarded secret. Eventually Sensai took the recipe and made it into a commercial product, and thus his master holds a grudge.

The sandwich, true to its name, will kill the consumer if not eaten correctly. One must wear cut off jean shorts and a mullet in order to eat it safely. Therefore, customers of Death Kwon Do Pizza and Subs must sign a waiver to not sue the restaurant if they eat the sandwich incorrectly.

Preparation
The sandwich is a foot long, white bread sub, with ham, meatballs and sauce. The preparation process is fairly theatrical, with martial arts-style chopping and spinning of the ingredients, and what appears to be blessing the finished sandwich. It takes roughly fifteen seonds to fully prepare.

A variation is the Double-Death Sandwich, which is a double-decked version of the normal Death Sandwich. It seems that taking a bite out of this sandwich will make the consumer explode immediately whether or not they have the cut-off jean shorts and mullet.

Effects
If eaten incorrectly the consumer will suffer a deadly illness. Sufferers will undergo six symptoms over the course of six hours; the face turning green and choking, followed by face burning, followed by intestines melting and leaking, followed by shrieks of pain that will go unheard due to vocal chords evaporating, followed by vocal chords regaining only to cry out for mercy in ancient dialects before concluding with death.

The only known cure for the Death Sandwich is taking a bite from the Sandwich Of Life, which will cure the sufferer instantly.