More Smarter/Transcript

The episode begins at the house at the park.

Rigby - You're probably thinking about why I brought you here today. Check it--all the richest people have drinks named after them: Shirley Temple, Arnold Palmer, John F. Lemonade. I'll add some RadiCola, hot sauce, Sugar Roasted Sugar Bombs for texture (Mordecai is gross out) a spoon of this. Mordecai, witness the "Rigjuice"!

Mordecai - Dude, I don't think you should drink that.

(Rigby drinks his Rigjuice)

Rigby: (coughs) Whoa my face feel like magic. Dude wanna taste?"

Mordecai - "I'm not dumb enough to drink that stuff."

Rigby - "Come on we do dumb stuff all the time were like two peas in a pod."

Mordecai: Nah. I'm defintaly smarter than you. It's been that way ever since you dropped out of high school.

Rigby - Dude what? I dont need no high school applaication. You can't use everything from school in everyday life."

Then Benson walks in with some tools.

Benson: Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. I got a question for you. So, you know those turtles at the park petting zoo? Each one needs a turtle fence. Assuming each turtle needs nine square feet of space, I need you guys to figure out the mininum number of nine foot planks used for construction.

Rigby - "Uh..."