Death Kwon Do-Livery/Transcript

This is a transcript for Death Kwon Do-Livery.

(the episode starts with Mordecai and Rigby going to Death Kwon Do: Pizza and Subs)

Mordecai & Rigby: Lunch! Lunch! Lunch! Lunch! Lunch! Lunch!

Sensai: Welcome back to Death Kwon Do: Pizza and Subs! Can I start you off with a couple of sodas?

Mordecai: Sure, dude!

Sensai: Jerry! Two sodas!

Jerry: Yes, Sensei! (he kicks a cup into the air, catches it, puts it in a machine and presses a button with two fingers to pour soda into the cup)

Rigby: Who's that?

Sensai: That's my Death Kwon Do apprentice, Jerry!

Rigby: Oh, that's cool.

Mordecai: Uh, and to eat... everything's kinda heavy... (sighs) I wish I could get something light that still tastes good.

Sensai: (laughs) I get it! You want the Death Kwon Do Sandwich of Health!