Meat Your Maker/Transcript

(Episode begins with Benson, Pops, and Skips in the kitchen of the house.)

Benson: Everyone ready for the barbeque? How's everything coming, Pops?

Pops - I've been making pies all morning! (laughs and bring out the pies)

Benson - Skips?

Skips - I made chili.

Benson - Well I have a little surprise. I was getting excited for the annual park barbeque so in addition for putting on this shirt (he is wearing a red shirt that had white flowers on it) I splurged on some Super Extra Grade A Premium Hot Dogs.

Pops - Oh it's been a while since I had a grilled meatlink.

Skips - So where'd you get them?"

Benson - I got them online. I spared no expense, I even payed extra for overnight shipping.

Skips - So where are they? Let's throw those babies on the grill.

Benson - I gave them to Rigby.

Skips - Huh?

Pops - Oh,are Mordecai and Rigby grilling already?

Benson - No, no, I just told them to bring them outside. I definitely told him not to grill the hot dogs.

(At the picnic area, Mordecai and Rigby are standing around, with Rigby holding the hot dogs.)

Mordecai - Are you sure Benson said we can grill the hot dogs?

Rigby - Benson totally said we can grill the hot dogs.

Mordecai - Sweet!

Rigby - Let get grilling.

Mordecai - Chillin' and Grillin'!

Mordecai and Rigby - Yeah-yuh!

Mordecai - Whoa, Benson spared no expense! Real ingredients? Dude, these are like, luxury hot dogs. (He puts them on the grill) Dude, this thing won't light.

Rigby - I know how to get that baby going. (Takes lighter fluid) Out of my way.

(He puts the lighter fluid on the hot dogs, and starts the grill, continuing to put it on the hot dogs.)

Mordecai - Okay, dude, I think that's good.

Rigby - What?

(The hot dogs catch fire)

Rigby - I got it!

(He takes the tablecloth and puts it on the fire, yet it makes it worse)

(Mordecai screams)

(Mordecai and Rigby took the grill and as fast as they can and Mordecai dropped the grill in the water and the burned hotdogs float away.)

Rigby - Aw, man. I guess that why Benson told me NOT to grill.

Mordecai - "What?!"

(Mordecai drags the grill back to the picnic area, with the grill dripping wet.)

Rigby - I said I was sorry. Come on, man.

Mordecai - "No! No more 'Come on, Man's! Benson's gonna totally blame it on me and it's all your fault! I'm sick of you always getting me into trouble!

Rigby - I just wanted to spend time with my bro. Chillin' and Grillin'.

(Mordecai puts his arm up)

Rigby - No. No, don't.

Mordecai - It's too late. [begins to move his arms together]

Rigby - Come on, dude. Don't!

Mordecai - It's already in motion.

Rigby - Well, put it out of motion!

Mordecai - [crosses arms] You pissed me off.

Rigby - Augh! Dude, no. Look at me! (punches Mordecai) Look at me! (punches him again) Augh! If I fix this, will you stop being mad at me?"

Mordecai - Maybe.

Rigby - Fine, I'll fix it. I'll get more from the meat locker, Benson will never know, ok?

Mordecai - Fine. You better fix it, though.

(Mordecai and Rigby go down to the meat locker as Rigby open the doors.)

Mordecai - "Augh, I hate going down the meat locker."

(They both go to meat locker and Mordecai holds the door. Rigby is looking for the hot dogs.)

Rigby - I'll get the hot dogs while you get the door.

Mordecai - Fine.

Rigby - Meat, meat, meat, meat.

Mordecai - "Hurry up, dude! It's freezing.

Rigby - I can't find them.

Mordecai - Ugh! I knew you couldn't fix it!

Rigby - Wait! I think they're on top, but I can't reach.

Mordecai - I'll grab 'em. Come hold the door.

(Rigby goes to hold the door while Mordecai look for the hotdogs.)

Mordecai - I don't see them.

Rigby - Did you check over there?

Mordecai - Yeah I already...Dude what are you doing?! The door!

Rigby - Oh my gosh! I tottally held the door with some bags of ices! Check it.

(The ice bags fall and the door slams shut. Mordecai gets mad and was about to cross his arms.)

Rigby - Wait! Wait! I can fix it, there's a safety latch.

(Rigby goes to it and begins pulling it.)

Mordecai - Dude, don't force it!

(The latch breaks and Mordecai and Rigby are banging on the door for help.)

Mordecai and Rigby - Benson!! Help, we're trapped! HELP!!!!!

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