Bad Kiss/Transcript

(Episode starts with Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen coming out of the theater after watching Crime Town Diaries)

Mordecai: So, what did you guys think?

Margaret: Yeah, you know, it was pretty good.

Eileen: I think I'm gonna like the remake better.

Rigby: They don't call it Crime Town for nothing, baby. (makes a machine gun sound)

Mordecai: Well, I'm glad you liked it. I missed all the best parts, cause you were trying to talk to me.

Rigby: Dude, I still don't know what you're talking about. Like I said, it wasn't me.

Mordecai: Whatever.

Margaret: So, what's next?

Mordecai: Who's up for some of my famous Morde-shakes?

(They all agree.)

(The next scene, they all walk inside the house at the park.)

Margaret: So, what's in a Morde-shake again?

Mordecai: It's a surprise.

Rigby: (To Eileen) It's just a regular milkshake. (To Mordecai) Your really gonna load up on desert after that Chili-dog incident.

Margaret: Agh. Yeah, so gross.

Eileen: Don't remind me.

Mordecai: What? There's always room for desert, especially when the desert is Morde-shakes! Oh shoot, I forgot something in the car. I'll be right back.

(Mordecai walks to Margaret's car, and looks around)

Margaret: What's up?

Mordecai: I can't find my wallet.

Margaret: Oh, let's see. (joins in to look for Mordecai's wallet, and looks under Mordecai's seat) Did you check the glove compartment?

Mordecai: Yeah, I checked there... (They stare at each other close).

Margaret: Oh, ha.

Mordecai: Ha. (They stare at each other, Mordecai gulps, and leans in with Margaret joining in, and they kiss. Then Margaret opens her eyes and looks disgusted, and pushes Mordecai away.) Oh sorry, I shouldn't--

Margaret: No, it's fine. It's just--.

Mordecai: What?

Margaret: Your breath is really bad.

Mordecai: Aw, oh my gosh. (Tries to get out of the car)

Margaret: Wait, no! It's--

Mordecai: I'm sorry. (runs away)

Margaret: Mordecai!

Rigby: Yeah, you know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes. So--.

Mordecai: Morde-shakes are canceled. Good night Eileen.

Rigby: Wait, what?

Mordecai: I need to talk to you. Come on.

Eileen: Uh, good night?

Mordecai: Oh man, this is bad. This is really bad.

Rigby: Dude, what is it?

Mordecai: I kissed Margaret.

Rigby: Whoa, I own Muscle Man so much money.

Mordecai: I'm such an idiot.

Rigby: But that's what you wanted, what's the problem? Did you have bad breath, or something?

Mordecai: Awwwwww! I did.

Rigby: Seriously? You didn't check first?

Mordecai: I was in the morment.

Rigby: You gotta pack a mint, bro.

Mordecai: Agh. That was our first kiss, and I blew it. I'm never gonna have to face her again. I wish I could just take it back.

Rigby: Sounds like you need a Time Machine.

Mordecai: Ha, yeah, I wish. (gasps) Wait, you mean you still have it?

Rigby: Oh, you mean the Time Machine you said was a scam, and a waste of money.

Mordecai: Well yeah, who sells a Time Machine for $15?

Rigby: It was on sale.

Mordecai: So, can I still use it?

Rigby: Only if you admit you actually think it's really cool.

Mordecai: Dude, quit messing around. My life is on the line.

Rigby: Okay okay geez. (runs to the closet, and grabs a ball-looking Time Machine)

Mordecai: That's it? It looks kinda junky.

Rigby: Oh, so I guess you don't wanna use it then.

Mordecai: No no, I'm sorry. How does it work?

Rigby: I don't know. I never used it before. (Presses the button a few times)

Mordecai: Gimme. Where's the on switch?

Rigby: Dude, you're gonna break it.

Mordecai: I just wanna go back to 15 minutes ago. (Clicks it to 15 minutes ago, and they are teloported back outside the park) Whoa, where are we?

Rigby: This thing just sent us outside.

Mordecai: No dude, look. (They see their past sels) There we are.

Past Rigby: Your really gonna load up on desert after that Chili-dog incident.

Rigby: Whoa, this is weird.

Mordecai: Shoot. Here I come. (They hide in the bushes)

Rigby: Well, do something.

Mordecai: Like what?

Rigby: I don't know.

Mordecai: I can't just barge in there.

Rigby: Well, here comes Margaret. Hehe. Look at how nervous you look. (Deep voice) Hey baby, can you help me find what I'm looking for? (Girlish voice) Okay.

Mordecai: Dude, quit it. (They now get teleported back to the present)

Rigby: What happened?

Mordecai: I didn't touch it.

Rigby: Must be kinda glitchy.

Mordecai: That's what you get for $15.

Rigby: Hey, but for what its worth! I can´t believe it! Let me see for myself. (He grabs the Time Machine) Go back... two months ago. (He disappears and appears again) HAHA! Awesome!

Mordecai: Dude, Quit fooling around! What's so fast we would can fix my bad breath in the past? So then I'll kiss Margaret it's not bad.

Rigby: I told you man: MINTS

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