Muscle Woman

Muscle Woman is an episode of Regular Show that originally aired on April 4, 2011, receiving a low 1.422 million views, dethroning Brain Eraser as the lowest viewed episode of both season 2 and also of all time.

Plot
Mordecai and Rigby are seen trimming some hedges and begin complaining about the work and how slow it is going. They look over at Muscle Man who barely cuts off a small piece of the hedge. He begins to cry, which make Mordecai and Rigby ask if he is in fact crying. Muscle Man retorts, saying that he is not crying and that "Crying is for ladies, like you! I don't cry!"

The scene then cuts to Muscle Man crying in his shower. Mordecai and Rigby knock on his door, complaining that he has been there for hours. They once again ask Muscle man if he is crying, which he gives another excuse for. They ask what is wrong with him. Their question is answered by High-Five Ghost, who tells them that his girlfriend, Starla, just dumped him. Rigby is surprised by the fact he had a girlfriend. Mordecai says that he can talk about if he wants, much to the anger of Muscle Man, who does not talk about his feelings with anyone. They decicde to leave him alone, and go to Benson for help.

Benson realizes that Muscle Man has been dumped and can't do his job because he is "Sad or something." To make up for the missing work, Mordecai and Rigby are given Muscle Man's jobs. They complain and try to get out of work by saying they are sad also. Benson tells them to take it up with Human Resources. They ask who the person is. The person is Benson and he tells them to get back to work. A montage plays of Mordecai and Rigby doing all the work, while Benson narrates, which includes pulling out all the rotting stumps from the picnic area while looking out for hornets' nests, getting rid of a person who thinks they are a knight, and finally cleaning up the Park's rock garden. It is there where they realize that Muscle Man does a lot of work, and decide to get him back into his job.

They find Muscle Man eating Muscle Maker 3000 in the kitchen and tell him he needs to snap out of it and get back to work. Muscle Man says he can not because he is stuffing his face. Mordecai and Rigby tell him that he needs to move on and stop being upset. He at first says he is not upset, but then begins to cry. They decide to help him by finding him a new lady.

At the grocery store, Mordecai and rigby tell Muscle Man that there are a lot of women that he can date. Muscle Man is unsure, but goes along with it and tries to ask a lady out. He stops midway and beings to cry, tearing his shirt and revealing a tattoo of "Starla". He yells that his heart belongs to another. The scene cuts to him being in the shower again, crying. Mordecai and Rigby knock again, but Rigby believes that they can't help him. Once again, High-Five Ghost appears and tells them that they can fix it by getting Starla and Muscle Man back together.

Mordecai, Rigby, and High Five Ghost head to the Two Peaks mall and head to a store called Icy Hot Jewelry & Apparel. They head in and find Starla, who is an almost exact copy of Muscle Man, but a female and different hair. Mordecai gives her a speech on why she should get back together with Muscle Man, but it makes her like Mordecai. The group heads outside and decide that Mordecai should go out with her so that he can break up with her and force her back with Muscle Man. Mordecai goes to ask her out, with much fear and hesitation.

After a terrible montage of dates, which include going to the beach and seeing a baseball game, Mordecai and Starla are at the Cafe that Margaret works at. Mordecai, after being forced to kiss Starla..., breaks up with her and leaves the restaurant. He heads outside where Rigby is waiting. Rigby asks if she is okay, which Mordecai believes is true. An explosion occurs behind them, with Starla as the cause. They begin to run away and board their golf cart, but Starla catches them. They are chased all the way to the park, destroying a lot of areas, including Muscle Man's trailer, which he is still crying in. Muscle Man goes out after figuring out it was Starla.

The two make it to the house, and barricade the door, knowing that this will probably be the end. Starla breaks through, and looks rather scary. Muscle Man enters, saying that he can not stand to see her like this. Muscle Man is about to go, but Mordecai tells him that she is right there, and to tell her everything. Muscle Man begins to tell her how much he finds her attractive and that she is just like him, tries to act tough, but is very emotional on the inside. Starla quickly runs to him after the rage in her eyes fade away, and they being to make out... much to the dismay and downright disgust of Mordecai and Rigby. Muscle Man and Starla ( his Muscle Woman) head off into the sunset. Mordecai and Rigby are left in the destroyed park, while Rigby sums it up perfectly by saying, " This was the most disturbing day of my life."

Character Appearances

 * Rigby
 * Mordecai
 * Benson
 * Muscle Man
 * High Five Ghost
 * Taco'Clock Worker
 * Knight
 * Starla (Antagonist)

Trivia/Goofs

 * Muscle Man is shown to be extremely obese while sitting in the shower, but isn't as fat while out.
 * Muscle Man is shown to have black chest hair and "Starla" printed on his chest, but it is not shown on other occasions he takes off his shirt.
 * When Muscle Man shouts "STARLAAAAAAAA!" in the store, it sounds almost exactly like Sensei in Death Punchies when he shouted "NOOOOO!".
 * It is revealed that Muscle Man's real name is Mitch Sorenstein
 * This the first episode High-Five Ghost has a primary appearance and speaking appearance in.
 * Margaret and Eileen are completly absent in the Coffee Shop scene with Mordecai and Starla.
 * The Taco'Clock Worker makes a cameo appearance in this episode.
 * This is the fourth episode where a character is almost killed. The others being Just Set Up The Chairs, The Unicorns Have Got To Go, and It's Time.
 * It is revealed that the city that they live in has a Mall called Two Peaks. A parody of the mall in Back to the Future, Twin Pines mall.
 * It is now confirmed that Muscle Man and High Five ghost live in a trailer ON Park Property.
 * This is the first time where they did not go to Skips for help when they had a problem.
 * This episode had a similar ending to "Rigby's Body"
 * Starla's rage induced actions where simillar to the Incredible Hulks.
 * Pops and Skips dosen't appear in this episode, Since "Grilled Cheese Deluxe" and "High Score".
 * Muscle Man is seen naked for the first time.
 * It is revealed that The Park is across the street from the Coffee Shop.
 * This is the first episode to be interrupted by a commercial break during its initial airing.
 * It is revealed that Benson is the park's Human Resources guy
 * The poster seen in Muscle Man's trailer is simillar to the Pink Floyd album cover, "Dark Side of the Moon."

Quotes
Rigby: "This was the most disturbing day of my life."

High-Five Ghost: (answering Mordecai and Rigby about Muscle Man) "His girlfriend, Starla, dumped him last night."

High-Five Ghost: "There is one way. We got to get him back together with Starla."

Muscle Man: "This heart beats for another, STARLAAAAAAAAAA!!"