Fool Me Twice/Transcript

(Mordecai is sitting on the sofa with a soda as Japanese Music is playing)

Mordecai: Dude, hurry! It's back, it's back!

(Rigby runs into the room with food)

TV Announcer: We now return you to  'Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!'

(people on the TV are clapping as Announcer Bot comes up)

Announcerbot: I am Announcerbot!

Mordecai: Wooo!

(Rigby gets on the sofa)

Announcer Bot: And now, heeere's Shinahara!

Shinahara: Thank you, Announcerbot. I am Game Master Mitsugo Shinahara. (MITS! appears by Shinahara's head) And before the break, Clive, from the UK, fooled me once.

TV People: SHAME! ON! YOU! (words 'SHAME ON YOU' show up on the screen when simultaneously spoken)

Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOHHHHH!

(Benson comes in)

Benson: What is this?

Mordecai: A Japanese game show.

Announcer Bot: ROUND TWO!

Shinahara: Now Clive, try to fool me again!

Clive: Well I'd like to, Shinahara-san, but you've got some food stuck between your teeth!

Shinahara: Oh, Announcer Bot, please fetch a toothpick!

Clive: Hahaha! Fooled you, mate!

(Alarms go on)

Clive: Yeah!

Shinahara: You fooled me twice!

TV Announcer: Baka Blitz! (picture of "BAKA BLITZ" to the right of Japanese characters ばか (baka) in parentheses, all in yellow 'shout bubble')

Mordecai: Dude, he's a goner. Nobody's ever completed the Baka Blitz.

Shinahara: You have ten minutes to reach goal and grab Mystery Prize, but if time runs out, or you give up, I punch your face!

Rigby: What do you think the Mystery Prize is? I heard it's some bajillion Yen, which is like, a bajillion Dollars!

Mordecai: I heard it's an 800 pound tuna, you can buy a house with that in Japan!

Benson: You know what I heard? THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE!

Shinahara: Clive-ready?

(Gunshot)

Announcer Bot: Go!

Mordecai and Rigby: (chanting) Go! Go! Go! Cmon! Yeah!

Clive: (getting hurt) Oof! Oh!

(Falls into Wasabi)

Clive: (holding up white hankerchief) No more!

(Gets punched)

Mordecai and Rigby: Ha ha ha! Hahahahaha!

Rigby I Know What Were Doin At 4:30 Tomorrow

Benson Not On The Park Phones You re Not

Benson What Did I Tell You About Using The Park Phones

Benson Put The Tv Back In The Living Room

Rigby Were About To Call That Number

Benson I Dont Care If I Ever Catch You Trying This Again You Are Fired

Mordecai I Like Totally Went To Art School Quiet

Benson Open This Door Immediately

Mordecai We Are About To Call That Number

Benson You 2 Had Better Not Call That Number

Benson Hang Up That Phone Now