The Unicorns Have Got to Go

"The Unicorns Have Got to Go" is the eighth episode of the first season of Regular Show, airing on October 25, 2010. At its premiere, it garnered over 2,400 million viewers, defeating Grilled Cheese Deluxe as the most-viewed season one episode. But, season-two episode Rage Against the TV defeated it as the most-viewed episode overall, and then First Day it currently stands as the fourth-most viewed episode overall.

Plot
At the cafe, Margaret serves coffee to Mordecai and Rigby. Mordecai is smitten by her, but Rigby tells him that she means nothing; just then, the TV shows a commercial for a cologne that can attract women, called "DudeTime".

Mordecai decides to get the cologne, but Rigby refuses to let him get it because they are supposed to play Strong Johns (a new video game) together. After having an argument, Mordecai decides to buy the cologne, and puts it on in the park. Rigby comes and tells Mordecai that it'll never work (which was proved when Pops appears, but runs away from the smell of the cologne); after Mordecai puts on the cologne some more, a bunch of frat-boy Unicorns come and explain why they came. They tell him, "You don't use DudeTime to get the ladies, you use it to hang out with the bros!"

Mordecai gets mad, but the leader of the Unicorns tells Mordecai that he's "Pretty cool for letting [them] bum some of his DudeTime," and agree to help him attract Margaret. They first prank Mordecai by making him drink unicorn "slump," but tell him they were just having a little fun; Rigby agrees with them, but then Mordecai punches him and the two begin to fight. The unicorns break them up, and said that they won't pull pranks on Mordecai. They then told Mordecai to gel his hair back, and "lay it down" for Margaret. He goes into the coffee shop and tells Margaret "I'm here to... lay it down." She just gets confused, and Mordecai leaves the coffee shop, worse off than before.

The Unicorns say the solution to the problem is "Partying at your place!." They have a keg party at the golf course. Inside the house, one of the unicorns pushes Mordecai down; even worse, Rigby pretends to help him, but psyches him out at the last minute, saying "Why don't you ask Margaret to help you?" Mordecai had enough, and told Rigby to had fun with his new "friends," because Benson will fire Rigby when he finds out about the party. Mordecai then walk out and leaves and Rigby to deal with his new "friends." During the party, Rigby finds Benson tied up and gagged and angry, and one of the Unicorns eats his gumballs. Another unicorn then destroys Rigby's bed (which is a small trampoline).

Rigby goes to Mordecai and begs for help, but Mordecai tells him to ask his new "friends" for help; then, Rigby said that if they played the video game earlier, none of it this would have happened. Mordecai said that he was sorry about the video game, but that it doesn't give Rigby the right to treat him like garbage so Rigby apologized to him numerous times, and was on the brink of tears by the end, asking if that was what he wanted to hear. "I miss you!" Rigby yelled to him. Mordecai finally agreed to help him. They went to Skips, who already knew about the Unicorn problem (because they peed on his lawn) and he agrees to help them. He tells Mordecai and Rigby that there's one thing Unicorns never say no to: Drag Racing.

They host a drag race, with the unicorns in a Top-Fuel Dragster, and Mordecai and Rigby driving the golf-cart. As the race begins, the unicorns speed away. Skips press a button which releases a ramp into the Unicorns' path, which sends them flying into the sky; also, Benson then presses another button, which blows up the Unicorns' car, and explains that it's the only way to get rid of them. He then hoses Mordecai and Rigby down, and orders them to clean up all the mess, or he'll make them wish they were the ones driving the Unicorns' car. He then tells Mordecai to quit spraying that cologne, and it won't get him any ladies. He then proceeds to call them both idiots under his breath.

Character Appearances

 * Mordecai
 * Rigby (Semi-Antagonist until the end)
 * Benson
 * Skips
 * Pops
 * Margaret
 * Unicorns (Antagonists)

Trivia/Goofs

 * This was the most viewed episode of season one.


 * DudeTime, the cologne that Mordecai buys, is most likely a reference to Axe Body Spray, including the slogan.


 * One of the Unicorns is dressed like Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
 * This episode is rated TV-PG, but when it premiered, it was TV-PG-V.
 * Goof: If you look closely at the scene where the unicorns are drinking soda at the party, their mouths are not at the hole to get soda, but they can clearly be seen swallowing and the cans weren't even touching their lips but were in front of their jaws.
 * This is the second time Rigby is an antagonist.
 * This is the second time animals are the antagonists. The first was Death Punchies.
 * In this episode Rigby wore a vest.
 * In The UK The Part When The Unicorn Says: "Oh Yeah Girl" Is Edited Out Making It Go Straight To Mordecai Saying: "Actually That Would Be Pretty Awesome Guys"

Quotes

 * Mordecai: "How is this supposed to help me get the ladies?"
 * Rigby: "They got you a lady." (Cuts to a long-haired man)
 * Mordecai: "That's not a lady."