Pie Contest

Pie Contest is the fourth episode of season four (and the eighty-third episode overall). It premiered October 22, 2012.

Plot
The episode starts with the gang outside of the house and Benson tells them that today is the yearly pie contest. Benson tells Skips that he has poteum duty, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost have to set up the booths, Pops has decorations, and Mordecai and Rigby just have to pick up trash, which they dislike. Then, they ask Benson if they can judge, which they really want, since they nearly died. So Benson passes down the judge job, but he tells them that if they quit, they're fired! At the pie contest, the first pie they tasted is Pops' and love it, but Pops thinks that since his pie is good, he should get the blue ribbon right away. As he already won 9. But they tell him they can't which upsets him, now Mordecai and Rigby. Next, they try out Starla's pie, but Muscle Man tells them that if Starla doesn't win, he's going to put them in the hospital, which makes them scared. Then, they see a burned, old, disgusting pie, whose turns out to be Margaret's and when they taste it, they're hiding their reactions. Then, Mordecai and Rigby are inside a judging tent and realize that if they give somebody a bad score their going to hate them. But then, they hear a voice from the trash can that turns out to be a talking pie and he says he can help them, but they deny. But then, Rigby has an idea where they give everybody a 10 no matter how bad their pie is. So every pie they try they give it a 10 but Benson tells them that if there's a tie the judges have to declare a winner. But they can't decide so they ask for the talking pie's help where he grows arms and legs and tells them if they hear anything don't oustside. So they don't, but when they hear screams, they go and see that the pie has turned into a giant contestant eating pie and eats all the contestants for them to pick a winner. But right before it eats Pops, he ask "Was my pie so terribly bad that you coundn't judge it?', but Mordecai and Rigby says his was the best and doing so, Pops came out of his belly button. Benson tells them that they have to tell the truth about everybody's pie to free them, so they tell Starla that her pie was greedy and it tasted like a bag of butt cheeks. Skips should wear a hair net while cooking, Death should stick with killing instead of baking, and all the other contestants, and finally Mordecai says about Margaret's pie, "Margaret! Your pie! It was the worst pie I've ever seen! Somehow it was burned and raw, it tasted like barf!". Then, in the end, Mordecai and Rigby give the blue ribbon to Pops and threw the pie at a garbage truck and Benson angry tells them that he won't fire them but they have to clean the mess. And when he leaves Rigby wonders if there's some pie left.

Characters

 * Mordecai
 * Rigby
 * Benson
 * Skips
 * High Five Ghost
 * Eileen (Cameo)
 * Pops
 * Muscle Man
 * Starla
 * Margaret
 * John (Cameo)
 * Death (Cameo)
 * Gary (Cameo)
 * Doug Shablowski (Cameo)
 * Garrett Bobby Ferguson (Cameo)
 * Susan (Cameo)
 * Mrs. Maellard (Cameo)
 * Low Five Ghost (Cameo)
 * Scabitha
 * Promise Pie (antagonist)
 * Sandles Girl (Cameo)

Trivia

 * This is the first Season 4 episode Thomas doesn't appear in.

Gallery
The gallery for this episode can be found here.