UK Edits

United Kingdom makes many edits to Regular Show episodes containing cuss words like piss close-to-cussing words, such as "turd" and replacing cuss words like crap.

In General
Most episodes that use the term 'crap' are changed to 'crud', except for some exceptions listed below.

Three episodes that use the terms 'piss' or 'pissed' are changed to 'miffed', 'ballistic' or 'ticked'.

All episodes that use the term 'moron' are changed to 'idiot', except for some execeptions listed below.

Edits of this sort are commonplace in the UK on most television channels, with a recent poll by YouGov suggesting that language restrictions should be tightest for children's and family television. It can be seen here.. The British watershed is at 9:00pm, and even though Cartoon Network is 24-hour in the UK and could easily air unedited versions, it rarely shows Reguar Show at all beyond this time, as any children's programme with language such as 'c--p' is seen as distasteful, this attitude is illustrated perfectly when a BBC Cebebies programme (full article here) aired with slang Caribbean language.

At an interesting note, when the Latin American episodes are changed to English, you can hear and see the UK edits. Go to this website you can hear the UK Edits and see the Latin American Edits http://eng.cartoonnetworkla.com/#/video/1_vo50kd6c/ The Power UK Edits/Latin American Edits

The Pilot
In showings of the pilot on the UK Cartoon Network website, when Benson tells Mordecai and Rigby they will be fired in the ending, "fired" is replaced with 'grounded'. The episode "First Day", however, uses the original word.

The Power

 * Rigby's line, "Now, how in the 'H' are we going to fix this 'S'?" is changed to "Now how in the 'H' are we going to fix this hole?"


 * The Wizard urinating in the bushes is sped up.


 * The line, "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches" is cut out of Mordecai and Rigby's song to Skips.
 * Interestingly, on early UK commercials for the show, the announcer would state "Synchronize your watches, Regular Show is back!" This is odd considering the fact that UK viewers would not understand the reference due to the edit in the episode.


 * Rigby's line, "But he's gonna be pissed" is changed to "But he's gonna be miffed."


 * When Benson calls The Power "Keyboard Crap" it's replaced with "Keyboard Crud".

Just Set Up the Chairs

 * Rigby's line, "Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs!" is changed to "Benson's gonna drop his gumballs when he sees how good we set up these chairs!"

Caffeinated Concert Tickets

 * The line "...and ready to rock your 11-15 year old pants off!" is changed to "...and ready to rock your 11-15 year old jeans off!"


 * Mordecai saying he cares about lady pecs was cut.


 * When Benson calls Mordecai and Rigby morons, 'morons' is replaced with 'idiots'.


 * Before Rigby sleeps, he says "Aw, crap" is replaced with "Aw, crud".

Death Punchies

 * Rigby saying that the Death Kwon Do Master has a 'crappy' mullet is replaced with 'cruddy'.


 * "My pepperonis are roastin' down here!" is changed to "My chest hairs are roastin' down here!".
 * On some airings, the original line is kept.


 * The part of the flashback montage that shows Mordecai kicking Rigby in the crotch was removed; they took the scene of Mordecai punching Rigby from the beginning of the episode and put that in the offending scene's place.

Free Cake

 * When Benson tells Mordecai and Rigby at "But if you morons are lying to me you'll be on dish duty for the next month!", "morons" is changed to "idiots".


 * "Benson's gonna be pissed" was changed to "Benson's gonna go ballistic."
 * Later airings of the episode have "be ticked" in replace of "go ballistic."


 * The 'naked party' scene was cut by ending the scene with Muscle Man saying "Skips is gonna be surprised." The zipping sound effects are also edited out.
 * Recently, the lines "I think we just screwed Skips!" and "And ourselves!" were cut.

Meat Your Maker

 * 'Pissed' was changed to 'ticked' ("You ticked me off")


 * Rigby's line "While you were dead, I found these talking hot dogs.". was changed to "While you were unconscious, I found these talking hot dogs.".

Grilled Cheese Deluxe
USA: October 18, 2010

UK: April 4, 2011
 * The UK version of "Ostrich Thing With the Balls" cut off after the ostrich swung the bat.

The Unicorns Have Got to Go
USA: October 25, 2010

UK:
 * The unicorns' "lady flashbacks" were cut.
 * "You Morons" was yet again changed to "You Idiots".

Don

 * Rigby says "I don't want your stupid sugar!" instead of "I don't want your freaking sugar!"
 * "Crap!" was changed to "Crud!"

Rigby's Body

 * Whenever the word "turd" is used, it is changed to "plank".

Mordecai and the Rigbys

 * If the deleted scene was to air, it would most probally be censored, with Benson's Girlfriend Veronica calling Benson's song "crap" would probally be changed to "crud".


 * "Holy Crap!" was changed to "Holy Crud!"

Ello Gov'nor

 * When Mordecai shouts "Holy crap, it's real!" it's changed to "Oh man, dude, it's real!".


 * Mordecai says "You're screaming like a flippin' maniac!" instead of "You're screaming like a friggin' maniac!"

It's Time

 * The Pajama Sisters 2 video is not shown, and the website only shows "Pajama Sisters 2 sucks".
 * However, on the Cartoon Network blog, in one post, it includes Pajama Sisters 2 and a screenshot of the video.

Appreciation Day

 * None.

Peeps

 * "Crap" was changed to "Crud".

Dizzy

 * None.

My Mom

 * When Rigby calls Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost turds, 'turds' is changed to 'planks'.
 * "I knew I couldn't trust you morons" was changed to "I knew I couldn't trust you idiots"

Party Pete

 * Muscle Man's line, "It takes guests with breasts and mine don't count", was changed to "It takes guests with chicks, and my mom doesn't count".


 * The scene of Party Pete crotch-trusting when he showed up at the door is changed to a close-up shot of him tapping his foot.

Brain Eraser

 * There is a scene where you can see a line down below on Pops being naked, but in the UK it is not seen.

Temp Check

 * The scene of the muscular redneck biker playing a harmonica by putting in between his buttcheeks and farting into it was replaced with a newly animated scene in which the biker plays a kazoo by shoving it up his nose.

Really Real Wrestling

 * The second manager's line "What, do you think I'm a moron?" has "moron" changed to "dummy".

The Night Owl

 * Muscle Man's line "I can't wait to shove my key into that!" was changed to "I can't wait to peel donuts into that!"

Over the Top

 * The scene of Death reviving Rigby by spitting in his mouth is changed to Death firing a laser at him with his finger.


 * The first scene with Rigby in the hospital is cut.


 * All references to the restaurant name "McHooligan's" are cut: the establishing shot of McHooligan's has the name digitally removed, and Muscle Man's line, "McHooligan's, round two!" was changed to "Family restaurant, round two!"


 * Hi Five Ghost's line "Shotgun!" was cut.

Terror Tales of the Park

 * When aired regularly, only "Creepy Doll" and "Death Metal Crash Pit" are shown. The full special only airs on Halloween, including "In the House".

In The House

 * Muscle Man skinned was cut.


 * Mordecai and Skips getting splattered and Benson and Pops freaking out was cut.


 * Mordecai getting thrown onto the Bookshelf was cut.

Slam Dunk

 * The shot of Margaret's butt on the bicycle is changed so that she has tailfeathers and the shot is more focused on her face.

Gut Model

 * The episode title has been cut out for an unknown reason.

Dead at Eight

 * Muscle Man saying "You better get that kid to bed, or I'll haunt you turds for the rest of your life!" was changed to "You better get that plank to bed, I'll haunt you planks for the rest of your life!"

Out of Commission

 * Mordecai saying "let's go get him", was replaced with Benson saying "Did you get all that?"


 * The scene with the car and cart doing something strange was cut.

Diary

 * Rigby saying "Wapoosh!" changed to "Wehizap!"


 * Rigby saying "Yeah, your friend without benefits". was changed to "Yeah, your friend that will never become more than a friend!"

The Best VHS in The World

 * Any instances of Mordecai and Rigby's thumbs being broken is changed to their faces being punched.

Fuzzy Dice

 * Benson referring to balls dropping is cut.

Exit 9B

 * In the Flashback, Muscle Man skinned alive in In The House was changed to him about to throw a brick in Death Metal Crash Pit.

The Christmas Special

 * The bullets in Santa's chest were removed.
 * The first fight scene between Santa and Quillgin was edited to make Quillgin not shoot Santa.
 * Santa explaining that he was just shot and that all the details on Santa was made by advertising companies was cut.
 * Even though the above editing happened, later in the episode Quillgin tells Santa he shot him and Santa says he has a bullet-proof vest, making it confusing for british viewers.

T.G.I. Tuesday

 * Rigby laughing and getting punched is cut.

Family BBQ

 * "Your father's always thinking with his chopper," was changed to "Your father's always thinking with his helicopter."

Sleep Fighter

 * In the video, the crotch-kicking was once again cut.

Party Re-Pete

 * Benson crotch-thrusting was cut.

Silver Dude

 * "I'm the God of Street Performing" was changed to "I'm the Dude of Street Performing"

Dodge This

 * Throughout the whole episode, the Park's dogeball team's name, "Benson's Ballerz" was changed to "Benson's Bomberz".

Survival Skills

 * "See you on the other side!" was changed to "Anyway, in 50 years, I'd probably die of Natural Resources"