Firework Run/Transcript

(A firework shoots up in the air and explodes.)

Rigby: Muscle Man, there is no way you're gonna pull this off.

Muscle Man: I swear, I've done it, before.

Mordecai and Rigby: Pffffft.

Muscle Man: Watch me!

(Muscle Man lights up two gun lighters and lights up two fireworks. The two fireworks goes up in the air, they bumped and explodes. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost watches the fireworks.)

Mordecai, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost: Whooooa.

Rigby: Oh, wow.

(The tiny flame from the fireworks itself lights up all the fireworks. They looked back, and then the fireworks exploded. All of the fireworks goes up and explodes all at the same time. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost looks at the fireworks and Benson with his cart appears. Benson looks at the fireworks exploding, and the grand finale explodes that the titles says, "Happy 4th of July." Benson gets really mad, he got off the cart and goes up to them.)

Benson: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!

Muscle Man: We were just...

Benson: WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT UP ALL THE FIREWORKS BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?!!!

Muscle Man: Just hang on now, Benson. I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.

Benson: '''Fix it?! FIX WHAT?!! YOU JUST RUINED THE 4TH OF JULY!!!!'''

Muscle Man: I know, I know. Just hear me out. I know a guy who's got the hook up a cheap fireworks.

Benson: '''I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS!!!! THAT STUFF YOU JUST BLEW UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE!!!'''

Muscle Man: Benson, trust me. This guy's stuff is quality. I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.

Benson: Alright, fine. But, if you guys aren't back before the show starts at sundown, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

(Benson drove away with his cart.)

Mordecai: Dude, you better to be able to get those fireworks.

Muscle Man: Don't worry, we'll get 'em.

(Clock transition to a desert where the gang are driving the cart and a sign reading SOUTH OF THE LINE   features the mascot eating a chile relleno. The gang made the turn in South of the Line)

Rigby: Dude! No way, is this where they make South of the Line chile rellenos?

Mordecai: Oh yeah! I've heard about those. These are the really spicy ones right?

Muscle Man: Yeah, my boy Hector runs this place.

Rigby: So they sell fireworks here?

Muscle Man: Yeah, but it's just a little business he's got goin' on inside. So keep in under DL. Alright, just stay put and don't go anywhere! I'll be right back.

(Muscle Man leaves the cart and knocks on the door to the warehouse, and a man looks through a peekhole)

Man: Are you lookin' for somethin' friend?

Muscle Man: Um, I'm here to see Hector. Oh man.

(The man grabs Muscle Man into the warehouse, and a couple of thugs bring Mordecai, Rigby, and HFG into the warehouse)

Rigby: Let go of me! Dude, what's goin' on!

Muscle Man: (To Rigby) Just keep your mouth shut!

(A door opens to reveal Hector, and a couple of thugs)

Muscle Man: (nervously) Hey, Hector.

(Hector twists his head a couple of times, and laughs)

Hector: Muscle Man! (hugs Muscle Man) It's good to see you... (''speaks a couple of Spanish words). ''Why don't you never come to visit me, huh?

Muscle Man: (nervously) I.

Hector: Who are your friends?

Muscle Man: (nervously) Oh it's just a couple of... friends from The Park.

Hector: Oh. Well welcome, friends from The Park. (laughs)

(Mordecai, Rigby, and HFG nervously says Nice to meet you)

(Hector's thugs brings him a chair, and he sits on it)

Hector: (Talking to Muscle Man) So, tell me. What do I owe displeasure? Ah, let me guess! You're here for some of the world's spiciest chile rellenos!

Muscle Man: (nervously) Oh, thanks Hector. But, we were actually wondering if we could get some... fireworks.

Hector: Some what?

Muscle Man: (nervously) Um... just some fireworks.

Hector: (talking to his thugs) I don't think I heard him correctly, did you he what he just said?

Thug: He said fireworks.

Hector: Oh, fireworks. (gets angry, throws the chair against the wall, and yells at Muscle Man's ear) YOU COME HERE ASKIN' FOR FIREWORKS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!

Muscle Man: Look, we screwed up, and blew all of our fireworks by accident.

Hector: So, you think you can come to your uncle Hector, and bare you out huh! I understand people make mistakes, and I'm a reasonable man. (calls for fireworks in spanish)

(A forklift came with a crate, and Hector opens the crate revealing fireworks)

Hector: Does this please you?

Muscle Man: That's perfect.Thank you Hector.

Hector: (asking for money)  Then hand it over. (Muscle Man hands him an envelope, looks in it, and looked shocked) Where is the rest?

Muscle Man: What do you mean? It's all there.

Hector: But these are last minute fireworks, it's gonna cost you double!

Muscle Man: But that is all we have!

Hector: It's one box minimum. You can't afford it, then get out of my place of business!

Rigby: (points to El Diablo) How 'bout you just give us that one big one over there.

(Scene shows El Diablo, a firework displayed in a glass case)

Hector: (laughs) You want to buy El Diablo? Let me tell you a little story about El Diablo. It has been prophesized that if it is ever lit it will kill me, so no it is not for sale!

(Muscle Man pushes the people behind him and kneels down to Hector's legs)

Muscle Man: C'mon Hector please you gotta hook us up with the fireworks! We'll do anything!

Hector: Ahh! (pushes Muscle Man off his leg) Get off of me you filthy dog! Alright! You want the fireworks so bad! (takes out a package from his pocket, and tosses it to Muscle Man) Here! If you deliver this package with no questions asked? I will give you that box of fireworks!

Muscle Man: Oh Thank You Hector! Thank You!

(clock transition to another part of the desert where the gang drives up to a business with a few men outside sitting at a table)

Muscle Man: Alright! Let's do this.

(The gang gets off the cart)

Man #2: Can I help you?

Muscle Man: We're here to deliver a package for Armando.

(Muscle Man knocks on the door)

Armando: (Inside) What's the matter with you?! I got a club in here! You guys have any money?! (opens door) What?!

Muscle Man: Armando.

Armando: Yeah!

Muscle Man: Package delivery from Hector.

Armando: Oh. (takes package) Then come on in! (The gang goes inside) Just wait here for a minute. I got something for you to deliver to Hector. (door closes)

Mordecai: Uh... we kinda have to get going.

Armando: Yeah have a seat! (The gang sits down on the couch) Yeah have a seat. (closes door to factory, and yells) Keep going ladies why are you so lazy?!

(A dog comes up to the gang with a chile relleno in his mouth and growls)

Hi Five Ghost: (nervously) Nice doggy!

Rigby: Forget this I'm going to find this dude.

Mordecai: Rigby wait!

Mordecai, Muscle Man, and HFG: (to Rigby) Dude! No! Don't!

(Mordecai, Muscle Man, and HFG goes after Rigby, and he opens the door to the factory)

Rigby: Whoa!

(The scene reveals workers working in the factory making 'South of the Line' chile rellenos, Armando rips the paper on the side of the package and the words gun powder is shown, and pours gun powder in the chile rellenos)

Rigby: You're putting gun powder in the South of the Line chile rellenos!

Armando: (To the gang) I told you to wait!

(Armando whistles and the gang were bagged by his thugs, the next scene reveals the screen to be black)

Rigby: Dude! What's goin' on?!

(A car labeled 'South of the Line' on the back window drops off the gang and were chained on a bench)

Hector: Tisk, Tisk, Tisk! Looks like somebody stopped their nauces somewhere they don't belong!

Muscle Man: Hector, we can explain!

Hector: No! Let me explain something to you amigo. The FDA allows zero percent gunpowder in each chile relleno. Do you know how much gunpowder is in each South of the Line chile relleno? 500%!

(The gang gasps)

Muscle Man: We're not gonna tell the FDA Hector!

Hector: I know you're not gonna tell the FDA (picks up chile rellenos), 'cuz we're gonna blow you into a million little Muscle Man pieces! (laughs)

Mordecai: Hector! You don't have to do this!

Hector: Oh don't worry! It's no trouble really! (laughs)

(lits chile rellenos up with a gun lighter)

Hector: Happy Fourth of July!

(Hector and his thugs on into the next room where they watch the gang through a window)

(The gang struggles to break free)

Mordecai: Muscle Man, how do you even know this guy!

Rigby: Yeah, you got us into this Muscle Man!

Hi Five Ghost: What are we gonna do?!

(Hector still watches through the window, while eating a chile relleno, and laughs)

Muscle Man: I got an idea, follow my lead! Stand! (The gang stands up with the bench) Now turn around! (The gang turns around)

Hector: Lets stop them! (one of his thugs was trying to find the right key) C'mon! C'mon!

(The chile rellenos explodes and the gang are unchained from the bench)