Thread:Regularponyfan09/@comment-1635567-20180906181346

Here's your two stories. Because of how big they are, I had them collapsed.

The Allergy Scene: The House

Rigby is playing a video game

Rigby: Urgh! C’mon! C’mon!

Shows player on the screen moving around killing enemies

Rigby: Oh yeah! I’m taking you down loser!

On the couch next to Rigby is a huge mountain of tissues with feet sticking out of them

Rigby: Hm! Hm! Hm! Hm! Yeah, that’s right. Pretty sweet, huh Mordecai?

Mordecai pops out from under the tissues with mucous dripping from his nose

Mordecai: Ugh, yeah dude, pretty *sniff* sweet.

Rigby: I know! And soon I’m gonna set a whole new record! The best score I can get! Then I’ll be at the top of my-

Mordecai: *sneezes on Rigby*

Rigby: Aw sick man! Watch where you spit! You’re gonna wreck my chances of beating this game!

Mordecai: *sniff* Ugh…

Rigby: Dude, what’s the matter with you anyway?

Mordecai: *sniff* I think I’m getting sick. Must be something going around.

Mordecai wipes his nose on his sleeve

Rigby: Whatever man, just keep your sneezes away from me and my high score! I can’t have any distractions!

Rigby continues playing until Game Over screen is shown

Game: New High Score: 8

Rigby: Yes! Oh yeah baby! Whoo! I did it! Who’s number 1? I’m number 1!

Mordecai: Dude, you only made it by like three points.

Rigby: My three points baby! Whoo! Oh yeah.

Game: Would you like to save your score?

Rigby: Oh heck yeah I’d like to save it! Oh man, my new record is just a press of the button away!

Mordecai: *starts gasping*

Rigby: No, no, no! *grabs Mordecai’s beak* Dude, whatever you do, don’t sneeze! *reaches his toe out toward button* Must…make…

Mordecai sneezes and blows the two backward hitting many things in the room including the lamp, the pictures on the wall, and finally the TV

Both sit up after the crash

Rigby: No, no, no!

Rigby runs toward controller and presses button repeatedly but TV has a hole in it

Rigby: What? Noooo! I was so close!

Rigby gets mad at Mordecai

Rigby: *growls*

Mordecai: *sees the TV has been smashed* We are screwed.

Enter Benson

Benson: Would you two stop clowning around? *sees the room* What happened in here?!

Rigby: Oh, you wanna know what happened Benson? *points to Mordecai* Why don’t you ask Sneezy McSneezington over there?

Mordecai: *sniffs and rubs at his nose* Benson, I can explain-

Benson: Look, I don’t wanna hear it okay? Just get your butts outside and quit slacking off!

Benson exits

Rigby: *growls*

Mordecai: *laughs nervously*

Scene: Outside

Mordecai and Rigby are picking up trash

Rigby: I can’t believe you man! One second, that’s all I needed! One second to save my score and get my name on the board but noooo! You had to go and point your nose where it didn’t want you to go!

Mordecai: Dude, just chill out, okay? It’s not my fault that I’m sick. What do you want me to do?

Rigby: There’s nothing else you can give me! My high score is ruined because of you!

Mordecai: Oh yeah, like it took you so long to get three points ahead of your old score.

Rigby: Stop talking!

Mordecai: Whatever dude. Just calm down. *starts scratching himself* Urgh…

Rigby: Oh great! Now what’s wrong with you?

Mordecai: *scratching* I don’t know! I’m just itchy all of a sudden. Aaagh! Oh man! Why won’t it go away? It’s getting worse!

Rigby: Well, don’t scratch!

Mordecai: I can’t! What’s wrong with me?

Rigby: Dude, you’re breaking out!

Mordecai: What? *sees red bumps all over himself* AAAA! Rigby! What’s happening to me?! Why won’t it stop itching?

Rigby: Okay dude, just calm down. Maybe Skips knows what this is.

Scene: Skips’ garage

Skips: An allergy.

Rigby: Wait, what?

Skips: That’s what he has. An allergy.

Rigby: Really? Huh, well that was easy. What’s he allergic to?

Skips: While I can’t figure out for sure, it’s probably something he’s come in contact with since this morning.

Mordecai: *still scratching* Well can you cure it?

Skips: What do I look like, a medical worker? Whatever the allergy is, you’ll be stuck with it for the rest of your life.

Mordecai: What? So I’ll be stuck like this forever?!

Skips: Not unless we can find what the allergen is.

Benson enters

Benson: What’s going on in here?

Skips: We’re trying to figure out Mordecai’s allergy.

Rigby: Yeah, he’s been acting weird all day.

Benson: Whoa, I was just reading about this in the Medical News. Apparently some guy was developing an allergy a few weeks ago. Says he suffered from sneezing and giant hives.

Mordecai: Hey! Those are the symptoms I’ve been having!

Rigby: What’s the big deal? What’s so exciting about a guy with an allergy?

Benson: Nothing. Except what the guy was actually allergic to.

Rigby: Well, what was it?

Benson: Turns out the guy was allergic to one thing and one thing only…his best friend.

Pause

Mordecai: And?

Benson: I didn’t think it was possible but it is. And now, it looks like it’s happening again.

Rigby: What’s happening again?

Benson: Ugh, don’t you idiots get it?! Mordecai is allergic to Rigby.

Silence

Mordecai and Rigby burst into laughter

Skips: You really gotta stop reading those tabloid newspapers.

Benson: Just watch, I’ll prove it to you.

Benson walks over to Rigby and kicks him toward Mordecai

Mordecai: *sneezes and breaks out in more hives*

Benson: See? I told you. But you didn’t listen to me.

Rigby: What? But that can’t be right!

Benson: Well it is. And you’re just gonna have to accept it. From now on, you two are working separately!

Rigby: What? But why?

Benson: Because if people walk by and see Mordecai doing-

Mordecai: *sneezing and scratching*

Benson: Well, that. Then they’ll call the Health Department to have the whole place quarantined! Now get back outside and separate yourselves, pick up the rest of the trash or YOU’RE FIRED!

Mordecai and Rigby walk outside

Mordecai: Dude, I can’t believe I’m allergic to you. How weird is it to be allergic to your own best friend? *sneezes*

Rigby: That Benson doesn’t even know what he’s talking about! You can’t be allergic to me! After all those years we’ve been working together?

Mordecai: *sniff* I don’t know dude. Benson said an allergy can start anytime.

Rigby: Well he’s wrong! Everything he says is wrong! In fact, I bet you’re allergic to…um…*looks around* *sees Pops in his garden* *gasp* Pops’ garden! That’s it! You have to be allergic to something in there!

Mordecai: I don’t know dude.

Rigby: C’mon man, it can’t hurt to try *drags him toward the garden*

Pops: *sees them* Mordecai and Rigby! Jolly good to see you! *laugh*

Rigby: Hey Pops, listen, Mordecai’s got this allergy and it’s somewhere in your garden!

Pops: Ooh, I love guessing games! Can I play?

Rigby: Uh…sure!

Pops: Oh goodie! Is it dandelions? *gives Mordecai flowers*

Mordecai: *sniffs them* Nope.

Pops: How about, daffodils?

Mordecai: No.

Pops: Hyacinths?

Mordecai: No.

Benson is writing on a clipboard when he sees the others

Benson: *sigh*

Pops: Marigolds?

Mordecai: No.

Pops: Tulips?

Mordecai: No!

Pops: Weeds?

Mordecai: Ugh, that’s not even a flower!

Pops: *holds up a weed* But they look like one!

Benson: *comes over* Hey Pops, want me to give you a hint?

Pops: Ooh, I like hints!

Benson: *picks up Rigby*

Rigby: Hey! What are you doing? Put me down!

Benson: *holds Rigby up to Mordecai’s face*

Mordecai: *sneezes causing Rigby to fall toward the ground*

Pops: *gasp* Rigby! He’s allergic to Rigby!

Benson: Congratulations Pops, you’re today’s new winner.

Pops: Oh good show! What do I win?

Benson: Uh…nothing.

Pops: Can I at least get some lollipops?

Benson: *sigh* Sure…

Pops: Oh goodie! *laugh*

Mordecai: *sniff* Sorry dude, I think Benson may be right.

Rigby: No! It can’t be! *grabs ahold of Benson* Benson! Do something! *whining*

Benson: *sigh* Well, there is one way…

Rigby has been put into an astronaut like suit

Rigby: This feels heavy.

Benson: A perfect fit.

Rigby: What is this thing anyway?

Benson: It’s an allergy-proof suit. No allergens can get in and no allergens can get out. This way you can still work with Mordecai without any allergic reactions.

Rigby: *tries to walk* Can’t move…*falls to ground face first* Ow! Why can’t Mordecai wear this? He’s the one with the allergy!

Benson: We didn’t have any suits that would fit him.

Rigby: *moan*

Benson: Now get back to work!

Benson leaves

Mordecai walks toward Rigby

Mordecai: C’mon dude, it can’t be that hard to move.

Rigby: *groan* A little help?

Mordecai: Dude, don’t be such a baby. At least this dumb allergy is gone. Now come on, once we’re done working we can play that new game that I bought a week ago. Rigby: Ugh, fine.

Mordecai walks away

Rigby: *tries to get up but can’t*

Mordecai comes back

Mordecai: Dude, you can be so lame sometimes. *picks him up and drags him away*

Mordecai and Rigby are still picking up trash

Rigby picks up a piece of paper and falls on his face again

Mordecai: Seriously? That’s like the fifth time you’ve fallen down? *helps him up*

Rigby: It must weigh like 100 pounds! How am I supposed to work like this?

Mordecai: Well you better learn to, otherwise I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with a red rash.

Rigby: Augh! This sucks!

Mordecai: C’mon, at least we’re done. Race you back to the house!

Mordecai runs away

Rigby: *slowly lifts his foot* C’mon, c’mon! *takes a step* *keeps trying to walk* Urgghhh!

Mordecai is waiting for Rigby at the house

Rigby finally makes it

Mordecai: Took you long enough!

Rigby: Whatever! Can we just play already?

Mordecai: Hm! Hm! Sure, if you can handle it.

Rigby: I can handle it!

Mordecai: Fine then. Let’s do it.

Scene: Inside the House

Mordecai and Rigby are playing another video game

The players are on screen fighting each other

Mordecai: You know you’re gonna lose dude.

Rigby: That’s only cause I can’t see anything through this stupid glass! *tries to rub glass clean but only makes it worse* Augh!

Game: Player 1 wins

Rigby: What? No fair! I couldn’t see anything!

Mordecai: *laugh* It wouldn’t have mattered anyway because I still would have beaten you.

Rigby: I’m sick of this suit! I can’t walk, I can’t stand up, and now I can’t play video games! This sucks! I’m taking this thing off!

Mordecai: Dude, are you crazy? Do you want me to die of an allergy attack?

Rigby: Do you want me to die from this hard metal? Now help me get this thing off!

Mordecai: No dude. I can’t risk it. If I start sneezing, Benson’s gonna separate us for good.

Rigby: Fine! I’ll get it off myself! *tries to take off the helmet but it is too heavy*

Mordecai: You do that dude.

Rigby: Urgh! *leaves*

Rigby walks outside

Rigby: C’mon you stupid suit! Get off of me! *tugs on helmet* There must be a zipper on this thing or something! *tries to reach for the back* Argh! Metal! There must be something that can break this thing!

Rigby runs to Skips’ garage and takes a few tools

Rigby: *tries to smash suit with a hammer* *pants with exhaustion* *grabs screwdriver and tries to unscrew bolts* *takes wrench and pulls tightly on the suit*

Finally a hole is made through the suit and electric bolts shoot out

Rigby: Yes! I did it! Wait, what’s with the *zapped by electricity* *faints*

The next day Mordecai is taking a shower

Mordecai: *steps out of the shower with a towel on* Haven’t seen Rigby for a while, must be still trying to get that suit off. Heh, heh! *opens the cabinet and finds a bottle* What’s this thing doing in here? “Frisky Fur Gel”? Must be Rigby’s. Maybe it’ll work on feathers anyway. *squirts some on his hand and spreads it around then leaves*

Scene: Outside

Everyone (except Rigby) is sitting on the stairs waiting for Benson’s orders

Benson: Okay we’ve got a lot to do today. The Health Inspector is coming over to inspect the park so I want everything cleaned up and organized or he’s gonna shut us down. Skips, I need you to take care of the-

Mordecai: *sneezing*

Benson: Mordecai! I told you to stay away from Rigby!

Mordecai: *scratching* But he’s not even here! *sneezes*

Benson: Well what are you allergic to now?

Mordecai: I don’t know! I was fine this morning! *sneezes*

Muscleman: *raises his hand* You know who else has an allergy like that?

Benson: Don’t say it Muscleman!

Muscleman: MY MOM!

Benson: Get outta here!

Muscleman: It was worth it! *high fives HFG and they both exit*

Shadow appears above Pops

Pops: Ooh, maybe that giant robot knows where he is!

Benson: *turns around* What giant ro-holy crap!

Giant Robot starts stomping around the park

Mordecai: Wait a minute, what’s that inside its *sees Rigby inside the robot’s head* *gasp* Rigby!

Rigby: *trying to control the robot* C’mon! C’mon! Oh this is nothing like the video game!

Skips: *climbs in golf cart* Get in! We gotta stop it!

Others climb into cart and Benson drives toward the robot

Robot is destroying trees and people are running away screaming

Mordecai: How did this even happen?!

Skips: I’ve seen this before. When he tried to bust outta the suit, it grew to gigantic size. If we don’t stop it, the whole park will be crushed. We’ve gotta get inside it! We might be able to find something to destroy it in there!

Mordecai: But how do we get in?!

Skips: There’s an open spot on its side, we’re gonna have to jump for it!

Benson chases the robot to cliff and jumps off of it

Skips: Now!

They all jump into the open spot and find Rigby

Rigby: Guys! How do I stop this thing?

Mordecai: What did you do man?!

Rigby: I don’t know! I just tried to tear open this dumb suit and then I fainted from electric shock! I don’t know what happened!

Mordecai: Benson! Is there any way to stop this thing?!

Benson: *reading a manual* I don’t know! Wait, it says here that if product does not work it will put itself in self-destruct mode! Mordecai! You have to react from Rigby!

Mordecai: What?!

Benson: It’s the only way to stop this thing! Pops! Skips! Grab him!

Pops and Skips hold Mordecai by the arms

Mordecai: Wait! Stop! What are you doing?!

Benson: *grabs Rigby and shaves off some of his fur*

Rigby: Hey! That’s mine!

Benson: Here goes nothing! *blows fur into Mordecai’s face*

Pops and Skips move away from him

Mordecai: *starts sneezing like crazy*

The room starts shaking

Voice: WARNING! WARNING! ALLERGY STILL CONTINUES! SELF-DESTRUCT MODE ACTIVATED!

Skips: Everybody! Get out!

They all run for the exit and climb down

Robot explodes into a million pieces

Everyone in the park cheers

Mordecai and Rigby lie on the ground unharmed

Mordecai: Dude! We did it! We saved the park!

Rigby: What does it matter? Now Benson’s just gonna keep us from working together.

Mordecai: Dude, what are you talking about?

Rigby: The suit’s gone man! That means the only way to control your allergy is to just stay away from me.

Mordecai: *laughs* You didn’t really believe that lame story in Benson’s tabloid newspaper did you? We can totally still hang out together!

Rigby: Huh?

Mordecai: Yeah man! Cause I totally just found out what I was allergic to! *shows him the Frisky Fur Gel*

Rigby: Hey! Where’d you get that?

Mordecai: I found it in the medicine cabinet. As soon as I put some on, I reacted right away! But you weren’t around when that happened, so this was the only other cause! *gives it to him*

Rigby: *reads label on back* Warning! May cause allergic reactions such as sneezing and hives! So you were allergic to my gel? Not me?

Mordecai: Yeah! No allergy’s gonna keep us apart!

Both: OOOOOHHHH!

Mordecai: But you’re totally taking a shower before you go to bed tonight!

Rigby: Oh…right.

A few days later, Mordecai is sitting on the couch

Mordecai: Man, it’s so good to able to breathe free air again? Huh, Rigby?

Rigby: Oh yeah I guess Mordecai…

Shows that he is covered with hives

Rigby: If you hadn’t decided to give your dumb allergy to the rest of us!

Everyone else is next to them scratching themselves

Mordecai: Well, I guess there’s a lesson to be learned from this: *holds up a container of cologne* always read labels on the back.

Benson: *scratching* Mordecai, if you don’t fix this whole mess before the park reopens, YOU’RE FIRED!

Rigby: *glares at Mordecai*

Mordecai: *laughs nervously*

Shows the house that is covered with tape that reads “Quarantine”

Mordecai: Want me to get the back scratcher?

Rigby: Shut up.

The end

New Girl Scene: The House

Mr. Maellard and Benson are in the office sitting in their chairs

Maellard: All right Bean-can. I think you know why I called you here today.

Benson: It’s Benson sir. And no, I don’t know why sir.

Maellard: Well if you must know, there’s been a problem with our employment lately.

Benson: I know sir. But it’s not my fault. Mordecai and Rigby are the ones who cause all the trouble. I swear!

Maellard: I’m not talking about them Been-teen! I’m talking about how there seems to be a low quantity of female employees.

Benson: You mean there aren’t enough-

Maellard: Women! Exactly! Tell me, Bean-can. How many women in this past year have you hired? Benson: Um…let’s see *counts on his fingers* one, two, three…none sir.

Maellard: And how many are working here now?

Benson: Um…none sir.

Maellard: And why is that?

Benson: Because…no girl has asked for a job?

Maellard: No! Because you obviously have not looked into hiring a female!

Benson: But sir, I thought you hated women employees. Remember that time you replaced me with Susan and everything was chaos?

Maellard: This is different! I’m not looking to hire another manager! All I want is a standard female park employee willing to do whatever you or I say.

Benson: But sir-

Maellard: Which is why, I’ve already taken the liberty of hiring someone for you.

Benson: But-

Maellard: And she’s arriving here tomorrow morning for her first day. I expect you and those other employees to be respectful to her and make sure she’s comfortable with our environment. Understood?

Benson: Yes sir. I understand.

Maellard: Good! But I must warn you however, this woman is a bit naïve.

Benson: Don’t worry sir, I’m used to that.

Maellard: No, I mean she’s somewhat of an enthusiast.

Benson: I can handle that sir.

Maellard: And, she loves to sing.

Benson: Well, what’s so bad about that? Maellard: Have you even seen a musical before?

Benson: Um…I don’t understand sir.

Maellard: Just trust me.

The next day…

A bus arrives in front of the park

A human girl with brown hair in a ponytail wearing a shirt with a heart on it, a green skirt, and sandals steps out of the bus carrying two suitcases

Mary Ann: Oh goodie! Today’s my first day at my new job! I can’t wait to make new friends, work with them, and throw parties with them all day long! *starts to sing*

This is the place 


 * skips into the park*

Where the trees all grow brown bark 


 * hugs a tree*

I’ll meet new friends 

They’ll say: “Welcome to the park”

I’ll smell each flower everywhere 


 * picks up a flower*

And hop and skip and run 

My new friends will all like me

''And they’ll think I’m really fun! ''

Mary Ann: *finds herself in front of Benson* Oh hi mister! Are you having fun at the park too? Benson: Um…actually, I’m the park manager, Benson. The owner of the park tells me he hired a woman employee. Are you the one he hired? Mary Ann: That’s me! I’m Mary Ann! And I’m so excited to be working for you, that I could just sing! Benson: Um…sing?

Mary Ann: *starts another song*

I can’t wait

I just can’t wait

They’re just so much to do

I’m sure you’ll grow to like me

And I’m sure I’ll like you!

Benson: What?

Mary Ann:

We’ll all have fun

We’ll all be friends

And sing the whole day long

Benson: We will?

Mary Ann:

And that is why I’m telling you

In this simple little song

Benson: Okay! Okay! Stop singing! We don’t have time for that. Now come with me so we can get you set up.

Mary Ann: Ooh! Sounds fun! Benson: Yeah. Whatever. *drags her away*

Scene: Front of the House

All of the park employees are sitting on the steps while Benson and Mary Ann stand in front of them

Benson: All right listen up! Before we go over the schedule for today, we have a new worker joining us. Everyone, this is Mary Ann. She’ll be working with you all from now on.

Mary Ann: Hi everyone! It’s so nice to be able to be accepted into a group! Now let me tell you a little more about me!

Benson: Wait, what?

Mary Ann: *starts singing* (sings to the tune of Pinkie Pie’s song in the Ticket Master)

''Hi my name is Mary Ann, whoopee! Whoopee! ''

Benson: Mary…

Mary Ann: ''I love to sing and dance and throw parties, parties! ''Benson: Mary…

Mary Ann: ''I hope that you will come hang out with me, with me! ''Benson: Mary!

Mary Ann: ''Because we all are one big family! ''Benson: MARY! Mary Ann: Yes Benson?

Benson: May I remind you that we don’t usually sing here.

Mary Ann: You mean you can’t sing? Benson: No, I mean we don’t sing.

Mary Ann: Why? Do you not know how? I could teach you! Benson: No! What I mean is that it’s not something we normally do. We’ve never sung anything before.

Mary Ann: *gasp* You mean you’ve never ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER sung a single song?! Benson: Exactly.

Mary Ann: *long gasp* Well it’s a good thing that I’m here now! Because now we can have loads of fun singing about everything! Benson: Okay, but not right now. Right now, we need to go over the schedule for today. Okay, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost, you’ll be on snack bar duty, Skips, Pops, you’re in charge of washing the fountain, Mordecai and Rigby, you’ll be working with Mary Ann on raking the leaves.

Mordecai & Rigby: Aw what?!

Rigby: But she’s a girl! Mordecai: How are we supposed to work with a girl?

Benson: The same way I deal with having you work for me. Now be nice to her or YOU’RE FIRED! Benson leaves

Mordecai and Rigby look to their right to find Mary Ann

Both: Gah! Mary Ann: Can you believe it? We’re going to be working together! Isn’t that exciting?! Rigby: Yeah…

Mordecai: Real exciting…

Scene: The Park

Mordecai and Rigby are raking the leaves

Rigby: Dude, this new girl is freaking me out! Mordecai: I know dude. Me too. But Benson says we have to work with her! Do you wanna get fired? Let’s just try being nice to Mary Ann. Maybe she’s not as bad as she seems.

Rigby: Fine.

Mordecai: *clears his throat* So um, Mary, um, where are you from? Mary Ann: *talking really fast* Well it all started at my old home where I lived with my mom, my dad, and my sisters. We never really had much to do for fun back then so usually after we finished our chores, we would make up all sorts of funny and silly songs and whoever made the silliest song won and I always won in that contest. Especially when I made up that song about the pig on a motorcycle! Now that was really funny! And speaking of pigs, that’s my favorite animal! Why? Because they’re pink! And I love the color pink! Don’t you? It’s so pretty and bright! I think the world would look terrible without pink! Because then pigs wouldn’t be pink, and roses wouldn’t be pink and flamingoes wouldn’t be pink! Everything would be dull! Don’t you agree with me Mordecai and Rigby? Huh? Huh? Don’t you agree?

Rigby gets mad

Rigby: Grr…STOP TALKING! *pants*

Pause

Mary Ann: Oh I get it! You’d rather hear me sing about my life story, wouldn’t you?

Rigby: NO! Mary Ann: *takes a deep breath and starts to sing*

It all started when I was born

My mother named me Mary

I laughed at every funny thing

But cried when things were scary

When I got older I threw parties

Almost every single day 


 * blows party horn at Mordecai and Rigby*

My friends would always laugh with me

And I kept it that way

That brings me up to present day

Where I keep my laughter going *

Mordecai and Rigby are staring to get annoyed*

Now I am here to make you laugh

Even though your anger’s showing

But I will try my very best 

To make both of you see

That we were meant to be best friends 


 * hugs Mordecai and Rigby*

Rigby, Mordecai, and Mary!

Mordecai and Rigby get even madder

Rigby: Augh! I can’t take this! Make it stop! Just stop singing already! Mary Ann: Oh, do you want me to-

Rigby: No! We don’t want you to do anything! Just get out of here! We don’t need your help anymore! Mary Ann: But I was just-

Mordecai: Yeah Mary, why don’t you go find someone else to work with? Someone who’d enjoy your company.

Mary Ann: But maybe we could-

Mordecai & Rigby: NO! Mary Ann: *slightly sad* Oh, okay then! I’ll just go then and find someone else to play with.

Mordecai: Yeah…

Rigby: Whatever…

Mary Ann walks away while Mordecai and Rigby continue raking the leaves

Mary Ann is walking by herself now feeling sad until she spots Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost working at the snack bar

Mary Ann: *gasp* Oh boy! Now’s my chance to really make an impression! Hey Muscle Man! Hi-Five Ghost!

Muscle Man: Oh no bro.

Mary Ann: Hey! You guys wanna come hang out with me?! I’ve got streamers!

Muscle Man: C’mon Fives! Let’s bail! Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost run out of snack bar and head toward cart

Mary Ann: We could play “Pin the Tail on the Donkey”!

HFG: Step on it! Muscle Man steps on gas and cart drives off

Mary Ann: Muscle Man! Where are you going? Wait for me! *chases after the cart* HFG: Faster! She’s gaining! Muscle Man: I’m trying my best!

Mary Ann: Muscle Man!

Muscle Man: *turns around* We’re busy Mary! Go find someone else! Mary Ann: But Muscle Man! Muscle Man: Not now Mary!

Mary Ann: I have to tell you something! Muscle Man: Tell me later! I’ve gotta keep my eyes on the-*turns around and screams*

Cart hits shed and Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost fall out

Muscle Man: *groaning in pain*

Mary Ann catches up

Mary Ann: I was gonna tell you to look out for that shed.

Muscle Man: Ugh…I give up. *stands up* What do you want anyways? Mary Ann: I just wrote a new song and I need your opinion on it! Will you help me?

Muscle Man: *sigh* Fine! As long as it doesn’t take too long! Mary Ann: *starts singing*

Puppies and kittens

That all wear funny mittens

Why do they have to wear such silly things?

But no matter what the weather

We’ll always be together

''And we’ll all dance and sing! ''


 * Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost cover their ears and groan*

Mary Ann: Soooo? Muscle Man: Ugh! What’s wrong with you? Why do you have to be so annoying!

Mary Ann: Was I a little sharp?

Muscle Man: No! You were definitely flat! Now go away and stop tormenting us! Mary Ann: So is there anything I can improve on? Muscle Man: Everything! *he and HFG exit*

Mary Ann: Everything? Gee, that’s like…everything.

Mary Ann walks away sad again until she spots Pops and Skips working on the fountain

Mary Ann skips over to where they’re working

Mary Ann: Hey Skips! What’s up?

Skips: Oh boy. Whaddya want Mary?

Mary Ann: Need any help with the fountain? Skips: No.

Mary Ann: Are you sure? I’m an expert at this kind of thing! Skips: We don’t need any help. But thanks for asking.

Mary Ann: Oh sure thing! I just love helping out a friend! Skips: Yeah, I’m sure you do.

Mary Ann: If you want, I can give you some good advice on fountain cleaning! Skips: I’d rather you not…

Mary Ann: It’s easy! All you have to do is sing and the job will go by much faster!

Skips: Has anyone ever told you that parks are supposed to be quiet?

Mary Ann: Really? I’ve never heard of a quiet park! Sounds boring to me! C’mon! Just listen to what I’ve got! *starts singing Pinkie Pie’s cupcake song*

All you have to do is take a cup of flour

Add it to the mix

Now just take a little something sweet not sour

A bit of salt just a pinch

Baking these treats is such a cinch

Add a teaspoon of vanilla

Add a little more and you count to four

''And you never get your filla! Cupcakes!''

So sweet and tasty

Cupcakes!

Don’t be too hasty

Cupcakes!

''Cupcakes! Cupcakes! Cupcakes! ''

Skips: Enough! We don’t sing around the park Mary. And we don’t plan to.

Mary Ann: Well I thought that maybe-

Skips: No! Just go find someone else to sing to! We don’t have time for this nonsense! Mary Ann: Gee, I was only trying to brighten the mood…*walks away*

Skips: *sigh* Pops, how did you put up with that?

Pops: *has earmuffs on* What was that?

Scene: Benson’s office

Benson is sitting at his desk writing

Door opens and all of the park employees are complaining to Benson

Benson: Hey! Whoa! Whoa! One at a time! What’s going on?! Mordecai: You gotta do something about Mary! Rigby: Yeah, she’s driving everyone nuts!

Skips: She’s way too enthusiastic! Muscle Man: And the worse part is, she won’t stop singing!

Benson: Okay! Okay! Slow down! Look, I know new employees are hard to get used to. But sooner or later, you’re going to have to get adjusted to Mary’s personality.

Mary Ann is listening on the outside

Mordecai: But she’s totally getting on our nerves!

Rigby: She’s one of those girls who can’t take a hint!

Muscle Man: She’s annoying! HFG: And creepy!

Skips: It’s like she doesn’t listen to anybody! Mary Ann lowers her head

Pops: I think she’s quite intriguing! I enjoy her company!

Mary Ann smiles again

Mordecai: Well do you like her singing?

Pops: Oh. Um, no.

Mary Ann: *frowns again* Gee, I didn’t mean to hurt anyone. I just wanted to make them happy. *gasp* I know just what to do! *leaves*

Benson: All right! All right! If you guys are serious about this, I’ll go talk to her and see if I can get through to her.

Mordecai: Good.

Rigby: Hm! Hm!

Skips: Finally

Muscle Man: Bout time bro!

Living room is dark

Benson: Hello? Mary? Mary, I need to talk to you.

Employees enter living room

Benson: Mary? Are you in there? Why are the lights turned off?

Benson switches on light

Streamers fly onto the employees

The room is filled with balloons and decorations

Confetti sprinkles float in the air

Mary Ann enters wearing a party hat

Mary Ann: Surprise! Were you surprised? Huh? Were ya? Were ya? I overheard you guys talking about me and you were all so unhappy, so I threw this totally last minute party to cheer everyone up! Isn’t it fun? Isn’t it amazing?

Benson starts getting mad and turns red

Mary Ann: And we’re all going to enjoy it too! I’ve got so many fun games to play, so many good treats to eat, and so many cool friends to enjoy it with! *puts party hat on Benson* Whaddya think? Huh? Huh? Isn’t this the greatest party you’ve ever been to? Isn’t it Benson? Huh? Go on and tell me Benson! Please? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Huh?

Benson: ENOUGH! No this party is not great, no I don’t want to be apart of it, and no I am not your friend! You’re nobody’s friend! All you do is mess things up and annoy people to death! You think singing and party hats are going to make up for anything?! Well they’re not! You can’t just throw some party and hope things are gonna get better! They’re not! You’re worthless! You’re not worth anything! Your parties are annoying, your songs are childish, and your enthusiasm is driving everybody nuts! *takes off party hat and crushes it with his foot* I wasn’t going to do this but YOU’RE FIRED! That’s right, fired! So you can take all of these decorations down, button that giant hole you call a mouth, and just GET OUT! *pants with anger*

Mary Ann does a lip quiver and her hair deflates leaving it straight

Mary Ann: Gee, I’m, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for anyone to…to…*starts bawling* WAAAAAAA!

Mary Ann runs out of the house crying

All of the employees watch from the window

Mordecai: Benson, are you sure you weren’t a little rough on her?

Rigby: Yeah, she looks like she’s scarred for life!

Benson: *tearing down decorations* Don’t worry, she’ll find another job and get over it. This park is going back to its masculine ways.

The next day…

The park employees are sitting on the stairs waiting for Benson

Mordecai: Man, it’s so quiet around here without Mary Ann.

Rigby: Yeah, I remember when she would always have some random song she wanted to sing.

Mordecai: Yeah. *starts singing one of her songs*

All you have to do is take a cup of flour

Add it to…the…mix *

Rigby is staring at him*

Mordecai: You know what dude? I’m starting to think maybe Mary Ann was trying to have fun.

Rigby: Yeah, maybe she was trying to make this job seem easy.

Muscle Man: I guess singing was just her idea of a good time.

Skips: And it was probably the same with throwing all those parties. Which to be honest, actually looked kinda fun.

Pops: Her enthusiasm may have been just what the park needed! Mordecai: And now she’s gone.

Rigby: Because Benson fired her.

Pops: Speaking of which, where is Benson? He should have been here a half hour ago.

Benson enters

Benson: Hey guys, sorry I’m late. I had this song stuck in my head and it distracted me.

Rigby: What song was it?

Benson: Some song about cupcakes. I remember hearing it before and it’s really catchy. It’s like the song is trying to tell me that-

Employees are staring at Benson

Benson: We’ve gotta get Mary Ann back.

The park employees start searching all over town for Mary Ann

Pops: Yoohoo! Mary!

Muscle Man: Hey Mary! Where are ya?

Benson: She could be anywhere! How are we supposed to find her?

Skips has found a trail of confetti

Skips: Hold on guys. I think I know.

Confetti trail leads into a dark alleyway

Mordecai: Whoa…

Benson steps forward

Benson: Mary?

Mary Ann is sitting against the wall sniffling and sobbing

Mary Ann turns around her hair still flattened

Mary Ann: What are you guys doing here? I thought you didn’t need me anymore.

Benson: Mary, I’m sorry that I yelled at you. It was wrong of me. You were just trying to have fun and make us happy.

Mary Ann: *sniffle* You don’t have to be sorry. None of you do. You were right Benson, nobody likes me. No matter where I go, people always call me annoying and loud and that I can’t take a hint. You guys are better off without me. But don’t worry, I’ll never bother you again.

Benson: Oh Mary, the park is miserable without you.

Mordecai: Yeah, we miss having you around.

Rigby: Even if your songs are obnoxious.

Mordecai punches Rigby

Rigby: Ow!

Mordecai: What he means is, that we weren’t used to your songs and we shouldn’t have judged you.

Skips: To be honest, they’re actually not that bad once you get used to them.

Pops: And the parties you throw are simply delightful!

Muscle Man: Yeah!

Benson: See Mary? We all miss you and we want you back. So why don’t you sing another song for us? Mary Ann: I can’t.

Benson: Why not?

Mary Ann: I only sing when I’m happy. Besides, how do I know you guys won’t get annoyed with me again? How do I know you really want me back?

Benson: Because we tell you so?

Mary Ann: That’s just it. Telling someone in ordinary words doesn’t have that much meaning. That’s why I sing all the time. To show how meaningful something is to me.

Benson: So what are you saying?

Mary Ann: If you guys want me back, tell it in the way that means the most.

Benson: Wait, you want me to sing?

Mary Ann: Exactly.

Benson: But I don’t know any songs like that.

Mary Ann: Then make one up. That’s what I do.

Benson: *sigh* Fine. *clears his throat and starts singing*

So we were a little hard on you

That’s just why we’re here

So come on Mary smile for us

Don’t shed another tear

Mordecai:

The truth is that we want you back 

Because things are not the same

Rigby:

If you come back the skies are blue

And we’ll be glad you came

Benson:

So come back to the park Mary Ann

Cause we miss you a ton

We didn’t mean those words we said

Without you it’s no fun

All:

So come back to the park Mary Ann

We will not let you down

We’ll make the best of everyday

We’ll never let you frown

Rigby:

Before you came our lives were lame

Every lousy boring job

Skips:

But you made things go really fast

Pops:

We didn’t mean to make you sob

Benson:

Because of you we feel complete

Even if you make us mad

Mordecai:

But even if that happens please

Don’t leave us bored and sad

All:

So come back to the park Mary Ann

We’ve got a lot of work

You’re really fun to be around

Muscle Man:

''We didn’t mean to be stuck-up jerks! ''

All:

We can’t tell you in simple words

It’s more meaningful in a song

We feel that it’s not loud enough

''So everyone sing along! ''


 * people start coming out of places and join in on the singing*

All:

They may have made one mistake

But please don’t let all of that take

What’s truly deep inside your friendly heart

So come back to the park Mary Ann

Can’t you see they want you back?

Their life would be so long and dull

And white would turn to black

So come back to the park Mary Ann

We know that you want to

We want you back at the park Mary Ann

''Don’t you? ''

Mary Ann smiles and her hair pops up in a ponytail again

Mary Ann:

''I doooooo! ''

I wanna come back with you!

I wanna come back with you!

Song ends

Everyone cheers and claps

Benson: So Mary, does this mean you’ll come back?

Mary Ann hugs all of them

Mary Ann: You bet it does! You guys are the greatest friend a girl could have! And, you finally learned to speak from the heart instead of just the mouth.

Benson: Yeah, to be honest, that was kind of fun. You were right Mary. We never should have misjudged you.

Pops: Can you please forgive us?

Mary Ann: Oh! You know I can!

Benson: And you’ll definitely come back?

Mary Ann: Hmm…sure! On one condition.

Benson: And what would that be?

Mary Ann: That we celebrate my first day back with…

Scene: The House

Mary Ann is in the living room with a party hat and noisemakers

Mary Ann: A party! *blows noisemaker*

Everyone cheers

Mordecai and Rigby are at the punch table

Mordecai: Man, it’s good to have Mary Ann back isn’t it?

Rigby: Yep. Sure is.

Mordecai: So did you, um, miss her?

Rigby: What? Well yes, maybe a little.

Mordecai: Dude, you sang a song about it.

Rigby: Okay! Okay! I missed her a lot! Happy?

Mordecai: Hm! Hm! That’s what I thought.

Rigby: I guess Mary Ann’s not so bad once you get to know her.

Mary Ann walks up to the duo

Mary Ann: Hey guys! I have a song about me coming back to the park! Wanna hear it?

Mordecai: Uh…

Mary Ann: *starts singing to the tune of For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow*

Ohhhhh

I got my job at the park back

I got my job at the park back

I got my job at the park back

Because they all missed me

Because they all missed me 

Because they all missed me

''I got my job at the park baaaaack! So now I am happy! ''

Mordecai and Rigby stare silently

Mary Ann: Well?

Pause

Mordecai: Works for me.

Rigby: Me too.

The end  