Terror Tales of the Park II/Transcript

Part 1
Transcript uncompleted please someone continue the part 2.

(The episode starts with all the Park workers driving in the middle of nowhere wearing Halloween costumes)

 Muscle Man:  Man, I can't wait to get to the party. It's going to be all like "What's up, Mr. President?" (laughs and him and Hi Five Ghost hi five each other) You know who else is like "What's up, Mr. President?" My Mom!

 Benson:  Muscle Man, enough.

 Pops:  Do you think they'll have snacks?

 Mordecai:  It's the biggest Halloween party in town, Pops. They'll have all the candy you can eat.

 Rigby:  Yeah, but all the good stuff will be gone before will get there. This drive is taking forever.

 Benson:  The map says it should be right around here.

 Muscle Man:  Stop reading the map wrong Thomas! You're gonna get us lost.

 Thomas:  I don't even have the map.

 Muscle Man:  You shut it Thomas! What did I tell you about talking to me?

 Benson:  Leave him alone Muscle Man, he's just an intern. It's bad enough he doesn't get paid.

 Thomas:  Wait, you guys are getting paid?

 Skips:  Benson, you sure you know where we're going? I haven't seen a house in miles.

 Benson:  It's fine, I know what I'm doing. (He flips his eyepatch to his other eye)

 Rigby:  Ugh! I'm dying of boredom back here.

 Pops:  We could pass the time with a game of "I Spy".

 Rigby:  No way, you got carsick the last time we played that.

 Mordecai:  I know. How 'bout some scary storriiiiiieeeessss.

 Rigby:  Yeah-a.

 Benson:  No, Pops can't handle it.

 Pops:  Oh nonsense, I'll be fine.

 Benson:  Ok, but if he gets scared, you two are in serious trouble.

 Rigby:  Yeah, yeah.

 Mordecai:  All right. It all started at the Bowling Alley in a dark and stormy night. (The story starts off with Mordecai playing bowling with Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and his Uncle Steve. And Mordecai bowls a strike) Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa! That's game. (Everybody except for Uncle Steve and Mordecai mumble to themselves)

 Uncle Steve:  Yeah you show them how you roll them, Mordy. Heyyyyyyyyyy!

 Mordecai:  (laughs nervously) Yeah, thanks, Uncle Steve.

 Muscle Man:  Man, forget this! You already won three games in a row, plus your weirdo uncle is making me uncomfortable with his lame tie.

 Uncle Steve:  Just dressing for the occasion man, don't act like you're jealous of this. (He pulls his tie and it lights up)

 Muscle Man:  Come on, Fives, let's bail.

 Rigby:  Yeah, let's go, Mordecai.

 Mordecai:  Aw come on, one more game. Or are you guys afraid to lose?

 Muscle Man:  No way, bro.

 Rigby:  Oh, it is on.

 Mordecai:  Ha ha, yeah-a. Uncle Steve, you down to play another game?

 Uncle Steve:  I don't know Mordy, I'm kinda low on fundage. This tie wasn't cheap you know.

 Mordecai:  It's cool, Uncle Steve, I got five bucks.

 Uncle Steve:  Oh no, Mordy, I couldn't.

 Mordecai:  Don't worry about it, you can pay me back later. I know you're good for it.

 Uncle Steve:  Okay, I promise I'll get you back.

 Mordecai:  (He hands Uncle Steve his five bucks) Yeah-a, game on! Uh-uh-uh-uh! Hee-hee! (He then bumps into Uncle Steve and his tie gets stuck in the ball return.)

 Uncle Steve:  Oh no, my tie!

 Mordecai:  Uncle Steve! (Uncle Steve then gets sucked into the ball return, but cuts to the next scene where it shows a wood chipper and shows Mordecai and Rigby at Uncle Steve's grave.) I can't believe he's gone. This is all my fault, if I hadn't pressured everybody to play that extra game, my uncle would still be alive.

 Rigby:  Ah, don't talk like that man. Life just does it's thing, you know? If I were you, I'll be more upset about losing the five bucks. (He gets punched by Mordecai) Ow!

 Mordecai:  Not helping, dude. (We now go back to the house, and we see Mordecai in his bed) My fault. It's all my fault. (We now see inside Mordecai's dream where he is with Uncle Steve who Mordecai is handing five bucks to him like what happened before) Yeah-a! Hee-hee! (He bumps into Uncle Steve and gets sucked into the ball return like before.) Uncle Steve!

 Uncle Steve:  Mordy, why did you have to play another gameeeeeeeeee! (He then gets disintegrated)

 Mordecai:  Noooooooooo! (He wakes up) Rigby? (Then he sees undead Uncle Steve, and screams. He then rubs his eyes, hoping it was just an illusion. Goes into bathroom to wash his face and he sees Uncle Steve in the mirror) Get a hold of yourself, Mordecai, all the guilt is making you see things. It’s not real, it’s not real. (Sees Uncle Steve in the mirror again) Ahh! (Runs down hall into living room where all the portraits are pictures of Uncle Steve) Rigby, I can stop seeing my dead uncle!

 Rigby:  Ahh. Me either.

 Uncle Steve  : Mordy...

 Mordecai and Rigby  : Ahh!(Uncle Steve lights his tie up...) Ahh! Ahh! (As Uncle Steve crawls out the television set. Everyone runs out of house)

 Rigby  : Dude I thought your uncle was dead!

 Mordecai:  He is! (Uncle Steve is seen running after Mordecai and Rigby)

 Rigby:  (Mordecai and Rigby run into cemetery) Did we lose him? (They trip onto Uncle Steve’s grave)

 Mordecai and Rigby:  Ahhh!

 Uncle Steve:  (Coughs) Mordy, hey I bet you thought I forgot. Well here you go. (Gives Mordecai money)

Mordecai: Uhhhhhh...

 Rigby:  Dude, its your five bucks!

 Uncle Steve:  Hey, a promise is a promise.

 Mordecai:  Uh, thanks, Uncle Steve.

 Uncle Steve  : Ah, no problem. Take care now. (Burrows into dirt)

 Mordecai:  (back in car) The end.

 Benson  : What’s wrong with you!?!?

 Mordecai :  What?

 Benson:  Just look at Pops!

 Pops:  (Scared) Oh, it’s all right, I’m fine really. (Shaking) (Phone Rings) Ah!

 Rigby:  Pops, chill it's just the phone.

Mordecai: I’m gonna take this. (answers phone) Hello?

 Margaret:  Mordecai!

 Mordecai:  Oh, hey Margaret.

 Margaret:  We just got to the party. Are you inside?

 Mordecai:  No, actually we’re still driving. We got a little lost.

 Margaret:  Ahh man, that’s a bummer.

 Mordecai :  It's cool though, we’ve been telling scary stories.

 Margaret:  Hey, I’ve got a good one, put me on speaker phone. (Mordecai puts Margaret on speaker phone)

 Mordecai:  Hey, Margaret's gonna tell a story. (Mordecai puts Margaret on speaker phone)

 Benson:  It'd better not be scary!

 Margaret:  Don't worry, it's a funny one. It all started we were getting into the cart to go to a Halloween movie. (The story starts off with Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen getting into the cart dressed up in costumes)

 Mordecai:  Aw yeah-a! Halloween movie time.

 Rigby:  Shot gun!

 Benson:  Ah, ah. What do you think you're doing?

 Rigby:  Going to the movies.

 Benson:  No you're not, we need that cart to patrol delinquents T.P'ing the park.

 Mordecai:  But Margaret's car is in the shop. How are we gonna get to the theater?

 Benson:  Not my problem.

 Teenager 1:  Ha, ha. Trick or treat, losers.

 Teenager 2:  Yeah, trick or treat, losers.

 Benson:  Let's roll. (Benson and Skips drive the cart, and leave the scene)

 Margaret:  I guess that's it. There's no way we'll make it there in time now.

 Mordecai:  What? We can't give up yet.

 Eileen:  Yeah, I'll call a taxi.

 Mordecai:  There's still some time. We'll probably just miss the previews.

 Eileen:  (on phone) Thank you. (hangs up the phone) They said ten minutes.

(A bus shows up)

 Mordecai:  That was fast.

 Rigby:  I thought you said you called a taxi.

Bus Driver: Need a ride?

Mordecai: Uh, could you takes to the movie theater downtown?

Bus Driver: We'll take you wherever you need to go. Climb aboard the party bus, and join the party.

Rigby: Cool!

(Rigby and Eileen run inside the bus.)

 Mordecai:  See, nothing to worry about.

 Margaret:  Yeah.

(Mordecai and Margaret walk inside the bus and we see a sign on the bus that says The Party's Killer. The bus drives out of the park, and see a taxi pull up.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoaaa.

(We see other people on the bus partying)

 Party guy 1:  Welcome fellow citizens to the party bus!

All party people: Party bus!

Mordecai: Ha, ha. Whooooooooo!

Rigby: Yeah-a!

Eileen: Sweet!

(Mordecai and Eileen are dancing, and Rigby is eating snacks.)

Mordecai: Margaret!

Margaret: This is crazy!

Mordecai: I know, right?

Eileen: Come on! (Margaret laughs) There's some great costumes in here!

Margaret: Yeah, there must have been a huge sale on white wigs or something.

Mordecai: Soda?

Margaret: Thanks. (gasp) Mordecai, look. (Mordecai and Margaret see a couple of people getting older) Are they all right?

Party guy 1: Oh, yeah, they're cool. Just partied a little too hard, I guess.

Mordecai: Pfft! Ha, ha.

Margaret: Oh! Heh.

Party guy 1: Party bus! Party bus!

Mordecai: Yeah! (laughs) See? Isn't this great?

Margaret: You're right. Party bus!

Mordecai: Yea-uh!

(While the four continue dancing, Margaret notices that that they passed the movie theater)

Margaret: Hay! He's passing the movie theater. Driver, stop the bus! Let us off! Stop the bus! (The bus driver just ignores her, and turns up the music) Ugh. Mordecai, the bus isn't stoping.

Party guy 1: (elder voice) You can't stop now, the party's just getting started.

Mordecai: You don't look so good, man.

Rigby: Yeah, how long have you been here.

Party guy 1: Fifteen minutes. (He then disintegrates, and the four scream in shock)

Margaret: Those weren't white wigs, everybodies getting older.

Eileen: (gasps) Mordecai, your face!

Mordecai: What? (Then we see him all wrinkled up) Huh?

Margaret: (elder voice) You're getting older.

Mordecai: (elder voice) So are you. (We see Margaret now wrinkled up. And Rigby is starting to get wrinkled up, and Eileen takes off her glasses while she is all wrinkled up) We need to get off this bus now! Stop the bus, stop the bus!

Bus Driver: You can't stop the party bus once it's started. Right everybody? (The four look behind them showing that all the citizens are now turned into dust, and now Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen are now in shocked) What's that saying again? Party till you drop. (His wrappings around get taken off, revealing that he's a skeleton, while he laughs evilly)

Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret and Eileen: (elder voice) Ahhhhhhhh!

(The Bus Driver speeds the bus up, and the gang get pushed away)

Margaret: (elder voice) (to Eileen) Help me with the door. (The bus driver continues to laugh evilly) It won't open!

Mordecai: (elder voice) Stop the bus! (He throws the bus driver and he breaks apart, while he still laughs. Then he gets in the driver, and stomps on the breaks, but the bus doesn't stop) The breaks don't work.

Rigby: (elder voice) Try the emergency break.

(Mordecai pulls the emergency break, and gets taken apart, then he pulls the reverse and the bus stops, which results with the dust from all the citizens on the bus to land on Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen)

Mordecai: (elder voice) Well, at least we still--.

(The bus starts going again but goes in reverse)

Margaret: (elder voice) Why did you put it in reverse?

Mordecai: (elder voice) It was the only thing I can think of.

Rigby: (He looks at his hands, returning to the gang's real age) Guys, look!

Margaret: We're getting younger.

(The gang starts shrinking, turning them younger)

Mordecai: (younger voice) We gotta get off this bus!

Eileen: (younger voice) Guys look, An emergency hatch.

Mordecai: (younger voice) Come on, everybody up. (They all get up on top of the bus, then they get all turned into babies)

Rigby, Margaret and Eileen: (younger voice) Now what?

Mordecai: (younger voice) We got to jump! (The gang hold each others hands, and jump out of the bus, and they giggle) We did it! We got off the party bus.

Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret and Eileen: (younger voice) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Then they all get shivered to dust, and the party bus get shivered to dust as well. And the bus driver laughs. The story ends, and Margaret laughs on the phone)

Rigby: Uh, was that surpose to be funny?

Margaret: Yeah, "The party's killer". Get it? (Pops gets scared and Benson gets angry) Mordecai? You there?

Mordecai: Um, I gotta go. I'll see you there. (Hangs up the phone)

Benson: That's it, no more stories from anyone.

Mordecai and Rigby: Aw, what?

Rigby: Come on, Benson, don't act like this is our fault. If you haven't gotten us lost, we wouldn't be telling stories now would we.

Benson: DON'T MAKE ME MAKE SKIPS TURN THIS VAN AROUND!

Rigby: Skips, don't make Benson make you turn this van around. I have to go to this party, I just have to.

Skips: Hey, knock it off or I'll--.

(A truck gets in the gang's way which leads the gang to crash which leads to part 2)

Part 2
(A tow truck pulls Skips' car out of a tree, the group's alive! But not all of them are happy.)

Benson: I hope you two are proud of yourselves, look where your "scary stories" got us now!

Rigby: Hey! Skips should've watched where he was going!

Benson: JUST GET IN THE TOW TRUCK!

Rigby: Okay! Okay!

Benson: Listen, there's a party we need to get to, do you mind dropping us off?

Tow Truck Guy: No problem, chief.

(The gang get on the road again, till they got stuck in traffic)

Rigby: This is going to take forever! Anyone got another story?

Mordecai: Yeah-ah!

Benson: Are you kidding me? We just got in an accident, Pops is scared half to death, and you want to tell more stories?!

Pops: Actually, I wouldn't mind hearing one more tale.

Muscle Man: Yeah, they've been pretty good.

Thomas: I'm down.

Skips: It would be nice to hear one while I'm not driving.

Rigby: See Benson, even Skips wants to hear one!

Benson: Ugh! Okay! Okay! Okay! You all just have to hear one more story? Fine! But this time I'm telling the story!

Rigby: Aw, what?

Benson: Now pay attention, you just might learn something.

Wallpaper Man
(The story starts off with Mordecai and Rigby exiting their room, laughing)

Rigby: Pickles (chuckles) (Benson throws wallpaper equipment at Mordecai and Rigby) Whoa, watch it!

Mordecai: What's all this?

Benson: You two are re-wallpapering the house today.

Mordecai: Aw, what?

Rigby: Why?

Benson: Because of that!

(We see a drawing of Rigby saying 'This job is like prison!' and a drawing of Mordecai saying 'I found a way out!' and pointing to a hole in the wall, and Mordecai and Rigby laugh)

Rigby: Wait, how do you know it was us?

(Benson groans)

Mordecai: Okay, okay, fine, we'll just patch up that one spot!

Benson: No, you can't, because that wallpaper is discontinued, so you gotta do the whole house with this new stuff so it all matches!

Rigby: But we don't even know how to wallpaper walls!

Benson: (throws instructions at Mordecai and Rigby) Just follow the instructions, and make it nice or you're doin' it over again.

Rigby: You didn't have to throw the equipment at us!

Benson:(Off-screen) Yes, I did!