They Never Pick Their Friends

They Never Pick Their Friends is a "Song" Recorded by Rigby as an Obnoxious response to not being chosen as Mordecai's Partner in the Video Game Inferno Tournament. partway through, Mordecai interrupts Rigby, who frustratedly dismisses him before continuing the "Song". it is unknown how long the song is, as the tape is abruptly cut off.

Lyrics:

Rigby: Why do friends

not pick their friends

to enter a video game competition

with them when they know

that they would wanna be in it?

I guess it's because they just don't wanna win it.

You should've picked me

do the right thing

you better pick me before we get to this stupid tournament-

Mordecai(knocks on door): Dude what are you doing in there? C'mon, we gotta get on the road!

Rigby(Frustrated): Just a Minute!!

They never pick their friends

they never pick their friends

they never pick their friends

they never pick-(Tape cuts out)