List of "Rap It Up" Songs

'''A collection of songs/raps/poems from Season Three's episode “Rap It Up”. Every song is given '''


 * NOTE: Keep in mind that these raps have conjectural names as a way to distinguish the song from each other, but no official names have been given as of yet.

Big Trouble
Rap performed by Big Trouble and Blitz Comet.

Big Trouble

Y'all better watch out

'Cause Big Trouble's on the mic now

I knock all 'o your lights out.

With my verse, y'all be cursing

Throw them lights and fireworks

Boooooow.

Blitz Comet

Blitz Comet on the scene

You step to me and you're gonna get creamed

Corn, all up in your teeth

You reek

You're the opposite of sheek, you freak

Your rhymes are, like, antique

Nobody wants 'em, they throw 'em all away

Rottin' from the get'go like your brain is on delay

Matter of fact, yo, you better get a check-up

To go and ask your dokta why you be so ugly from the neck-up!

(Crowd: OOOOH!)

Pop's Ode to Hugs
Poem performed by Pops.

Pops

A hug can be a wonderful thing.

''Two arms wrapped around you like a mother's wing. ''

''But we're so selfish when we are blue. ''

Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too?

Thank you.

CrewCrew Theme
CrewCrew theme song, Rapped by Alpha-Dog in response to Pops' Poem

Alpha-Dog

Yeah, CrewCrew's coming at you,

Say it twice, don't forget it,

Y'all better catch up to where we're at,

You're behind the times,

Can't compete with our dope rhymes,

So you better say your goodbyes,

We got Francois,

Blitz Comet,

V-Tron, the Jersey kid, on the beats,

You know we rock,

Then Demel-Ishun, the dopest girl on the mic,

And Alpha-Dog, I bark the truth, my verses be all nice and tight,

So now you know who were are,

CrewCrew is the crew shining brighter than a quasar,

But you're bizarre,

Yes, you sir, are a loser,

So cover up that freakish dome and head back home and take your poems.

OOOH, loser!

Never Gonna' Get With You
Rapped by Rigby, with beatboxing and extra dialogue with Mordecai.

Mordecai



[Starts beat]

Rigby

Hey, Morde-cry, oh I mean Mordecai,

didn't mean to diss you please don't run away and hide!

Saw you sobbing at that movie 'A Very Happy Bride', 

Here I'll pass you a tissue, try to have some male pride!

Mordecai

[stops beat]

See Pops, it's easy!

Rigby 

... 'coz the ladies don't like your sensitive side, 

like Margaret, for example,

but I guess that's implied!

Mordecai

Okay, dude.

Rigby

... She won't get with you, she just won't get with you, not gonna get with you, never gonna get with you- 

Mordecai

Okay, we get it!

Good Show, Old Boy
Sung by Pops, Mordecai, and Rigby.

Pops

''What is this place? This magical field,''

It's wide and it's opened, nothing concealed,

It's scenic and peaceful for us to enjoy,

Why this is The Park, good show, old boy!

A place for great beauty for plenty to use,

It inspires us all, so go spread the news,

To man, woman, child, or begging cowboy,

This is The Park, good show, old boy!

The key to this place puts a smile on your face,

It is the people that it does employ,

Pops, Mordecai, and Rigby

Why this is The Park, good show, old boy!

All That You Can Be
Sung by Pops, Mordecai, Rigby, Alpha-Dog, Demel-Ishun, and Blitz Comet.

Pops

Beauty's in the center of all that you see,

Simple, yet complex and fully textured.

And beauty be apart of all that you be,

For you are the best rhymers that I've ever heard.

Demel-Ishun

Why you talking 'bout beauty, man?

Don't understand what that has to do with you, fool.

You guys are like spoiled hams in a can, super-bland.

Expiration date's overdue!

Rigby

The canning of meat is quite a sweet treat,

So thanks for comparing us so.

Your words are inspiring, ideas so concrete,

You really put on quite a show!

Blitz Comet

Okay hold up, you wanna talk words and verbs,

But your face is distracting, so ugly it bugs me.

Take care of that mess and sweep it under the rug, please,

So trust me, you're only taking matters from bad to worse.

Only solution is to turn around and reverse!

Mordecai

A gift to us, new perspective on things,

Life looking different from where you stand true?

So much to discover, so spread your wings,

And take flight for a bird's eye view!

Alpha-Dog

Okay, this be getting serious.

''You guys are delirious. Are you hearing this? Talking 'bout''

Positive things, but you ain't got no game.

And it's plain-to-see-you're-strange-to-me 'cuz we be,

Shining like diamonds, y'all be penny cash.

Nice moustache, conquistadors be wanting it back.

''In fact, what are you? A rat, a squirrel, some sort of fat meerkat,''

''Who thinks he's rad? And look at 'dat,''

Your bird friend's barfing words absurd again,

Useless bits of rhyme that expose the nerd in him.

And you think Alpha-Dog is gonna lie down and let you win?

Your head be all inflated, I guess just like a giant blimp!

Pops

It's been some time since I felt this way,

challenged by such worthy opponents.

Your rhyme scheme is good,

but you're missing a few components.

You may say things that hurt, or some that will sting,

But for you, it's all just postering.

Look inside and be true to some real feelings

And the world will be yours, I'm assuring.

So I thank you good sirs for this great contest

It's certainly been lots of fun.

But there's nothing you can say to put me to rest,

So really, I've already won!