Fries Night/Transcript

(Episode begins in the Phone Home area, located in the Space Tree Station. Benson is calling Pam.)

Pam: Listen, Benson. We need to talk.

Benson: We are talking. Ooh, wanna hear how many pushups I did at training today?

Pam: No, we need to really talk.

Benson: Oh, okay.

Pam: This...this isn't working for me anymore.

Benson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Pam: Benson, you're a great guy, but I have no idea when you're coming back, or-or if you're coming back.

Benson: Sure, sure.

Pam: You know, statistically, the further away two mates are from each other, the less likely it is that their realationship will last. I've done the calculations, and our odds *sniffles* are only 1.35%.

Benson: Mm-hmm.

Pam: I'm...I'm-I'm sorry, Benson. It's not you, it's just...math. I think we should just be friends.

Benson: I get it. I was sent millions of miles into space against my will, you're back on Earth...

Pam: Are you sure you're okay?

Benson: I totally understand. I am good.