Sad Sax/Transcript

(The episode begins with a depressed Mordecai trekking on the partly snowy ground. Mordecai sighs and drops on a pile of snow flashbacking his kiss with Margaret and the moment CJ runs out the door from the Christmas party)

Mordecai: Man, I hate mistletoe.

(The scene cuts to Mordecai at the coffeshop. The coffeshop door opens and CJ begins the enter)

Mordecai: Uhhh, hey CJ. Thanks for coming.

(They both sit down)

Mordecai: It's great to see you. How's your week been going?

CJ: So you wanted to tell me something?

Mordecai: Oh uh right, one sec....(he pulls out some presents for her) I got you something.

(CJ takes a giant piece of candy shaped like a butt saying "SORRY I'M SUCH A BUTT" Mordecai hands her a tape)

Mordecai: And I made this mix tape.

(The title of the tape says " SORRY I'M SUCH A BUTT")

Mordecai: All of the songs are apologies.

CJ: I'll listen to them in the car.

(A short silence occurs)

Mordecai and CJ: Look I wanted to....

Mordecai: Augh! CJ I'm sorry, I don't know what happend.

CJ: You don't? (souding sarcastic) Because I can refresh your memory.

Mordecai: No, no. I just mean it was crazy, it didn't mean anything I swear. Margaret and I.. all that stuff wss in the past. It was just.. it was midnight and we were under a mistletoe, I was bound by mistletoe rules. I think that's a real law in some countries. (He turns his head) Eileen, back me up on this.

(Eileen shakes her head and runs away, not wanting to get involved.)

CJ: Mordecai, what you did was really lame. It took me this whole week to start feeling like I could look at your face without breaking a chair over it.

Mordecai: Understandable (while nodding his head)

CJ: But if your being honest about this mistletoe thing I mean, I really miss you. I feel like I'm ready to forgive and forget.

Mordecai: (phew)

CJ: As long as you swear there's nothing going on with you and Margaret.

Mordecai: I swear, honest. I just want things to go back to the way they were before.

CJ: Yeah, me too.

(They both reach out to hold hands. Just then, the song from Butt Dial is heard and a selfie of Mordecai and Margaret appeard on Mordecai's phone)

CJ: Margaret? (She turns dark and becomes angered) Oh in the past huh!?

Mordecai: I THOUGHT it was.

CJ: Then why is she calling you!?

Mordecai: I don't know. Why IS she calling me?

(Mordecai immediantly picks up his phone to end the call and CJ throws the bouquet of flowers on the table)

CJ: NICE CUSTOM RINGTONE YOU JERK!!! (She runs out the door)

Mordecai: CJ, WAIT!!!