Park Managers' Lunch/Transcript

(The episode begins with the park workers outside)

Benson: Alright, listen up, something really big is really happening to me today. It might change my life forever, i won't bore you with the details, but you're gonna unsupervised for a few hours, so do whatever you want for lunch.

(Everyone gaps and begins talking to each other excitedly)

Benson: What was that?

Mordecai: We didn't say anything.

Benson: Oh, okay. Huh. You gu..you guys were asking how...

Mordecai: Nope. We're not asking you anything.

Benson: Fine, I'll tell you. Gene has formerly invited me to a park managers' luncheon!

Mordecai: Gene? As in Gene the rival park manager?

Rigby: Gene sucks!

Benson: That maybe true, but I've never been invited and it is a huge honor, not to mention very exclusive.

Skips: This sounds bad.

Muscle Man: I'm just gonna weigh in here for a second, [to Benson] this is a text book prank setup. Invite 'em out, get 'em comfy, then BAM! Egg in the face, or pie in the face. Something ends up in someone's face, and it's usually not good.

(Everyone worriedly mumbles)

Benson: So you think I'm not good enough to be included. It has to be a prank!

Mordecai: No, that's not it.

Pops: It's just Gene.

Benson: No, I get it, fine. I'm not a good enough manager to be recognized. I'm glad to have that cleared up! You guys enjoy your long lunch, and next time, don't pry into my private affairs! (He walks away)

Skips: So what are we gonna do about the lunch?

Rigby: I was thinking pizza subs.

Muscle Man: He means Benson's lunch, bro. Try to stay on the level.

Mordecai: Well, I don't trust Gene, we gotta follow Benson.

Rigby: And then we're getting pizza subs.

Skips: Lets keep that on the table, but first, rescuing Benson.

Rigby: Can we call it "Operation Save Benson Before Getting Pizza Subs"?

Skips: Yeah, we'll vote on it in the car.