USA! USA!/Transcript

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Mordecai: It's the last 10 seconds of the All-Star game! Team USA! It's all down to this!

Rigby: Rigby's got the rock!

Mordecai: Mordecai heads em up!

Rigby: Slam DUNK!

Mordecai: Jump shot at the buzzer!

Both: OOOHH!!! USA! USA!-

Benson: Ugh, you guys are always doing the same dumb chant. Maybe you could mix it up for once? You two do know other countries exist right?

Mordecai: Of course we know about other countries.

Rigby: Yeah, we know about TONS of other countries!

Mordecai: Let's show him. You wanna show him?

Rigby: Hmm hmm, let's show him!

Benson: Show me what?

Mordecai and Rigby: USA! USA! USA! USA! (turns into a rap). USA! We're here to stay! But today! We're going on a quick vacay to Canada!

Mordecai: Can't get no tanada

Rigby: A panada in Canada?

Mordecai: No manada!

Both: It's China! Nothing could be finer except their twice cooked pork!

Mordecai: No fork! Chop sticks! Irish! Sheep a bleecy!

Rigby: France is just chill cause they take it easy!

Mordecai: Hey, Mexico you're a dang fine neighbour!

Rigby: And Australia's founders were doing hard labour!

Both: Fun lingo, mingle, with a dingo!

Rigby: In Japan the sumos throw down and get paid!

Mordecai: Watch it! Germany's the place were sausage gets made!

Rigby: Don't watch it.

Both: Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!