Meat Your Maker

Meat Your Maker is the sixth episode of season 1 of Regular Show.

Summary
The annual park barbecue has come, and Benson is very excited. Pops made pies and Skips made chili, and Benson ordered premium hot dogs from the Internet. He tells Rigby not to grill them yet, but Rigby tells Mordecai that that they can. After using too much lighter fluid, though, Rigby burn the hot dogs, setting the grill on fire in the process. They push it into the river, putting out the fire, but causing all of the hot dogs to float away. Mordecai dramatically crosses his arms, much to Rigby's dismay, and says "you pissed me off." Rigby tells Mordecai he can "fix it" (a line repeated by Rigby many times thoughout this episode.) They go to get substitute hot dogs in the meat locker to fix the problem, with Rigby saying "Benson will never know."

When they try to find the hot dogs, Rigby tries to help Mordecai look for them, even though he was supposed to be holding the door open. He props the door open with some bags of ice, which proceed to fall out of place, causing the door to slam shut. Rigby again tells Mordecai he can "fix it," but simply ends up breaking the handle off of the door by forcing it. Mordecai gets even more mad at Rigby, and tries to find a way to get out of the meat locker "before [they] both freeze to death." Rigby tells Morecai he "found the thermostat," and "can totally fix it." He hits a duct with a drumstick, causing the temperature to drop severely. Mordecai snaps and yells at Rigby that he can't fix anything. He then crosses his arms again, and Rigby protests, yelling "Mordecai, don't die mad at me!"

" Too... late..." says Mordecai, and goes unconscious, falling to the floor. Rigby starts to feel guilty and worried and he drags Mordecai's frozen unconscious body first was Mordecai legs, ankles, neck and chest around while looking for the hot dogs. While walking and holding Mordecai chest Rigby move Mordecai head like a puppet and prented he was talking to him but then finds he started to feel weak and drop Mordecai body and he hit his head on a box. Then he find the hot dogs and discovers that they can talk while Rigby was talking to the hot dogs, Mordecai dreams of Margaret, but it turns into a nightmare when Rigby appears as a giant. When Mordecai wakes up, Rigby tells him "WhiIe you were dead, I found these talking hot dogs, and they're gonna help us." The talking hot dogs tell Rigby if he can take them to a barbecue, (because it is their destiny to be eaten) that they can guide the two out of the meat locker. They make the deal, and a cooler appears, which teleports them back to the park.

The others come out,when Benson said "What the heck are those" then the hot dogs quickly attack them and kidnap Benson, Pops, Skips, and Mordecai to be marinated in a giant plastic bag. The hot dog leader explains to Rigby that now the hot dogs want to eat them for "all of our brother and sister hot dog, massacred at the hand of your barbeque!" Rigby tries to escape the hot dogs, but fails to get away. He eventually realizes that if he squirts mustard at them, they will eat each other. He does this to all of the hot dogs, and eventually they are taken care of. After all of this is said and done, Benson wants to know what happened, accusing Rigby. Rigby is able to place the blame on Benson, though, saying it was him who bought the "super premium psycho hot dogs" in the first place. Benson, emabarrassed, quickly pulls out his wallet and tells Rigby to buy some more hot dogs at the store, and to make sure they're regular. Mordecai tells Rigby "dude that was awesome." Rigby tells him "I told you I'd fix it." "I knew that you would." said Mordecai

thumb|300px|right|Meat Your Maker (Full Episode)

Trivia

 * For the first time Benson never got angry or red face in this episode, Second was Mordecai and the Rigbys, Thrid was Ello Gov'nor
 * The fact the Tim Curry appeared as an evil hot dog is possibly hinting to his role as the mad scientist Frank N Furter in the cult film and musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Quotes

Mordecai - You pissed me off.

Rigby - (reapetly) - I can fix it!

Benson - What the heck are hose thing!?!

Pops - It been long since I had a grilled meatling.

Mordecai - (before he "died") - Too...Late

Rigby - Mordecai dont die mad at me!

Hot dog leader - Please frozen can you free us.

Hot dog - Aww this stuff is delious!

Rigby - (while dragging Mordecai legs) - Don't worry Mordecai I going to take care of us you see.

Mordecai - ( When Rigby fixed the problem) I knew you would.

Rigby - Chilling and Grilling.

Mordecai - Just shut up so I can find away out here before we freeze to death.