The Naive Man from Lolliland/Transcript

Pops: I say why the handsome chap in the newspaper don't you think?

[the newspaper shows pops and pops chuckles]

Waiter: uh, sure i'll be back in a second for the check.

[pops looks at the check]

Pops: Let's see here i think, 25 percent tip, yes jolly good show jolly good show deserves jolly good tip i always say.

[pops puts some lollipops in the bill]

Waiter: Can i get you any change sir?

Pops: No, no it's all for you my good man, Top notch service.

Waiter: wow thanks sir, very generous of you.

Pops: oh well, good day young man.

[pops walks away and the waiter opens the bill to see lollipops in there]

Waiter: Hey! Hey you stop! What the hell?

Pops: Excuse me?

Waiter: Is this some kind of joke?

Pops: No Joke, look 2 peppermint, one root beer and butterscotch ripple! young man the sum i left here is ample, it's more than enough to take care of the bill and substantial amp left over for yourself i might add.

Manager: What's going on here?

Waiter: Gramps here is trying to pay with lollipops!

[pops throws his lollipop and it breaks a window]

Pops: I don't believe this! That's a starry tip i left you i might add!

Waiter: I don't care what flavor it is i'm not taking candy from some lollipop headed FREAK!

Pops: Bad show, Bad, Bad show i refuse to take any more of this... this abuse. Gentlemen, I take my leave.

[pops bumps into the chef]

Chef: He wasn't done talking to you yet!

[the chef pushes pops into a table]

Pops: Okay, Okay i don't want any trouble.

Waiter: That's right PAY UP!

Pops: Yes sir, [pops stares at a chair] let me get my... bill fold.

[pops grabs the chair and hits the waiter then the manager and the chef tackle pops then pops leaves the restaurant and gets in a taxi]

Pops: Drive, Benson. Take me away from this horrid place.

Benson: Yes, sir.

[the car is driving then it starts flying]

Pops: Goodbye United States, Maybe one day, We become friends.

[the short ends with credits]