Terror Tales of the Park IV/Transcript

Part 1
(We begin at the moon in the sky. The camera goes down to the house where two kids dressed in costumes are entering. The other kid rings the doorbell, then Muscle Man, in a green beast mask opens the door and scares them. The two kids lift up their bags)

Muscle Man: You gotta scream first, bro.

Kid 1: Oh, we're not scared.

Muscle Man: (removing the beast mask) Do you want the candy or not?

(The two kids scream, dropped their bags, and ran away)

Muscle Man: That's... that's what I thought. (He closes the door, and goes to the living room with the park workers.) Alright, we're closing up shop. No more trick-or-treaters.

Benson: So, what do you guys wanna do? The night is still young. I got a cat sitter, so I'm gonna be out for at least another hour.

Muscle Man: I got an idea, bro. (He turns off the light) Scary stories!

Mordecai: (turning the light back on) Dude, we do that every year.

Rigby: Yeah, let's do something really scary.

Skips: Well, we can rent a few genre films.

Pops: Or we can go to bed early, and be alone with our thoughts.

Rigby: Nah, let's go to a haunted house. Those are the scariest.

Muscle Man: You know who else is the scariest? (He turns off the light) My mom!

Mordecai: (turning the light back on) Augh! Not this again.

Muscle Man: No dudes, she's seriously scary like a haunted house.

Rigby: Yeah, yeah, just like how she eats raw acorns?

Muscle Man: Uh-huh.

Skips: Or that she swam across the ocean with one arm tied behind or back?

Muscle Man: Yep.

Mordecai: Or that she's a registered note to republic?

Muscle Man: Yeah, it's all true, bro. Everyone knows all the best comedy is based on truth.

Rigby: Prooooove iiiiiiit!

Muscle Man: What?

Mordecai and Rigby: Proooooove iiiiiiit!

Muscle Man: Woah, let's just slow down and...

Benson: Come to think of it, I've never seen your mom.

Hi-Five Ghost: Yeah, me neither.

Muscle Man: Well, she really doesn't like visitors, so...

Mordecai: What? Even Fives hasn't met her?

Rigby: Now we have to do it!

Muscle Man: What are you angling at bro?

Mordecai: If your mom is so amazing, let's meet her.

(Everyone is starts comforting Muscle Man)

Muscle Man: Listen, I think i'm getting tired, i'm just gonna go home.

Mordecai and Rigby: Booooooooooooooo!

(Everyone starts comforting Muscle Man again)

Muscle Man: Augh! Fine! I'll take you to take my mom on one condition. (He turns off the light) You gotta tell scary stories the whole way there.

Guys: Augh!

(Circle-wipe transfers to the middle of the road, Muscle Man is driving with the guys in his car)

Muscle Man: Alright, chumps, who's first?

Pops: Oh, I have a story.

The Hole (as told by Pops)
(The house is filled with Halloween decorations, Mordecai is in the Earth costume, and Rigby is in an Uranus costume. Mordecai is getting some fruit punch)

Rigby: Ahh! This party! I hate dressing like this.

Mordecai: That's because you've only chose Uranus. Ha ha. ha.

Rigby: It is the only one that fit!

Muscle Man: So I said, "That's not your backscratcher, that's my toothbrush"!

'(He and Pops laugh)''

Pops: It's true, you did say that to me.

Muscle Man: Yeah, we both remember.

(A bell sound is heard, and Skips stop licking his lollipop)

Skips: It's time.