Weekend at Benson's/Transcript

[Mordecai is struggling to insert a lightbulb into a lampost]

Mordecai: It won't go in!

Rigby: No, dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tighty-lefty-loosey, not lefty-tighty-mess it up because you're a loser!

[Benson is seen holding the ladder]

Benson: Would you guys hurry up?! It's been a whole hour! I can't believe you can't even put in a simple lightbulb.

Mordecai: Almost got it... [finishes it off, badly] ...bam!

Mordecai and Rigby: WHOAAAAA! [zoom into the loose lightbulb]

Benson: That's not how you do it! Here, get down and hold the ladder. [M&R do so, then, Benson climbs] I'll do it. [begins to insert it properly] I have to do everything around here!

Rigby: Dude, Benson! What's the rush? It's not like you have somewhere to be.

Benson: Yeah, actually, I do! I do have a life outside of work, you know.

Rigby: Yeah, right. Where are you gonna go, Benson?

Mordecai: Yeah, where are you gonna go, dude?

Benson: Just hold the ladder!

Rigby: Come on, man! Spill it! Where you gonna go?

[M&R let go of the ladder]

Mordecai: Dude, Rigby! Leave him alone! Can't you tell you're annoying him?

Rigby: [slaps Mordecai] No, you're annoying him!

Mordecai: No, you're annoying him!

Rigby: No, you're annoying him!

[M&R start fighting, causing the ladder to shake]

Mordecai and Rigby: You're annoying him!

Benson: [shaking on top of the ladder] Hold the ladder!

''[M&R continue to fight. Mordecai bumps into the ladder, causing it, and Benson, to fall. Benson is now unconcious on the ground. M&R notice]''

Mordecai and Rigby: Waugh!

Mordecai: Benson! [grabs the knocked-out Benson] Oh man, please don't be dead! He's still breathing. He's just unconcious.

Rigby: What are we gonna do? He's totally gonna fire us when he wakes up!

Mordecai: Dude, cool it! I gotta think. [pause] Okay. We only got one chance at not getting fired.

Rigby: Okay. I'll go get the shovel.

Mordecai: No, dude! We gotta take him back to his place and put him in bed, and hope he doesn't remember that any of this happened.

Rigby: WHAT?! That'll never work!

Mordecai: It's our only hope. Either he remembers and he fires us, or he doesn't and he doesn't. Either way, it's our only chance not to get fired.

Rigby: Okay. I guess that makes sense.

Mordecai: Dude, hurry up!