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Otakugamer27 wrote: New Camper wrote: Oh wait I found it. But when I zoom it's too... Pixelated. Can you like make a transcript? OK so Mordecai and Rigby are in the couch....

Rigby: Ugh, I'm so bored being in this house doing nothing... Let's go outside!

Mordecai: No dude, let's stay here, I'm comfortable already...

Rigby: (pulling his hair out) I can't find a way to stay here anymore!

Mordecai: (nervously pulls out two tickets) But... We can just go to this restaurant, where they serve big feasts of candy, and you can even go with a knight armor...

Rigby: (already suspecting something was wrong) Suspicious... Just suspicious (puts on the armor) Oh but this armor looks so epic, let's go.

Mordecai and Rigby, both in medieval costumes, are walking in the sidewalk

Mordecai: I'm so excited in eating an ogre-burger, I've heard they're made from real ogre meat.

Rigby: I wanna eat some extreme ribs, cause that's what real heroes eat.

Along the way (probably across the street) Rigby spotted Don (who was holding paper bags) and Eileen (who was holding plastic bags) together, next to Don's car

Rigby: Hey... What's my idiot brother doing there with Eileen?

Mordecai: (got panicked and jammed the front part of the helmet in Rigby's eyes, so he wouldn't see) Wow, that's like the biggest wasp I've ever seen, luckily, I closed the visor (he lied)

Rigby: Mordecai, this helmet is perfectly fine! You tried to block my view! What's going on?

Mordecai: Nothing, you are just being paranoid! Now let's hurry to catch the bus that'll take us to the Medieval era. (He said not really inconspicuous)

While Rigby was kinda mad, he was climbing up to the bus stop sign to get a better view of Eileen and Don.

Mordecai: Hurry Rigby! The bus is almost here and I wanna eat extreme meat!

Rigby used his mouth to get a better impulse in climbing

Mordecai: You do know that dogs peed in that sign right?

Rigby is at the top of the sign and could spot Eileen (who was holding balloons) and Don (who was carrying cake)

Rigby: Look at them... Laughing and walking... With cake and balloons!!

Mordecai: (was trying to block Rigby's sight) Man, that wasp must have stung venom in your eyes and is making you hallucinate stuff.

Rigby: (released from Mordecai) Stop lying about the wasp. I know what I saw! (Gasps with a disgusted look on his face)

Eileen and Don were hugging

Don: Thanks for giving me sugar, Eileen.

Eileen: Whenever you need it, Don.

Both Eileen and Don got in Don's car and started the engine.engine

Don: Sugartown, here we come.

Rigby: Betrayal, everyone betrays me. (He follows Don's car and lands in the vault which was full of balloons

Mordecai: (Runs after him) No Rigby, its not what it looks like. Even if it was... Why would you care? You don't even like her... Right?

Rigby: Hey, Eileen may be an idiot nerd but she's my... I mean, she's our idiot nerd and she must now how much of a jerk my brother is.

Don: I hope everything turns out great, Eileen. I want this to be perfect.

Eileen: Don't worry Don. It will

Rigby misinterpreted this dialogue between the two and angrily came out of the balloons in the vault, being seen by Don and Eileen

Eileen: Rigby? Mordecai, I thought you were supposed to keep him busy!

Don: Mordo? Rigbone? What are you doing here?

Rigby: Just ask yourself this question. How does it feel like to be stabbed in the back (he said literally as he was gonna punch Don in the back)

Mordecai: Dude, this isn't even about Don, is it? Just truly admit that you like her!"

Rigby: I'm not admitting anything!!!! (He covered Don's eyes)

Don lost control of the car and they crashed in front of a place called 'Sugartown'. Rigby and Mordecai ended up sliding till the inside of the place, which was decorated and such

"Happy birthday, Rigby" said the park workers and Margaret

Rigby: Its my birthday?

Mordecai: How could we forget your birthday, genius? Eileen, Don and I have been planning this for months. I made you wear the knight armor in case we'd run into them.

Rigby: (tearing up) You guys did this... For me?

Don: "Of course bro, and you know what we'd like in exchange."

Rigby: "A thank you card?'

Don: No, eat cake

Eileen runs towards Rigby and hugs him "Happy birthday" as they both blushed.

Rigby: Yeah umm, our faces are touching... Idiot

The end

Sorry if its not the exact dialogue, after all I read it in spanish Here, I'll make a version of the official english one:

Rigby: Bored of the house now! Let's go do some dumb stuff!

Mordecai: No, dude. Let's stay put. I'm too... Comfortable.

Rigby: THERE'LL BE NO STAYING PUT THIS DAY!

Mordecai: Buuuut, if we MUST leave, we should go to this totally sweet knight banquet and you wear this epic armor!

Rigby: Suspicious! This is too suspicious! *puts on armor* BUT OH SOOO EPIC! Let's go brah!

(At the bus stop)

Mordecai: I'm so pumped to eat a medieval ogre burger! I heard they're made from genuine ogre meat!

Rigby: Imma chew on a back of Direbear ribs! That's what real heroes eat!

(He sees Don and Eileen)

Rigby: Hey, what's my idiot brother doing over there with Eileen?

(Mordecai slams down the visor on Rigby's helmet)

Mordecai: That was the biggest wasp ever! Good thing I closed the visor in time, dude!

Rigby: (Trying to push the visor back up) You know what this helmet is great for, Mordecai?

(He gets it off)

Rigby: Blocking the SEEING of the THINGS! What's going on?!

Mordecai: Nothing! You're being paranoid! C'mon, we'll miss the bus to medieval [something, I can't make it out]!

Rigby: (Biting the pole and climbing up for a better view) Hurry up, bus! I need Direbear flesh!

Mordecai: (Disgusted) Dogs pee on that pole, Rigby.

Rigby: (Hanging onto the pole) *gasps* There they go... Laughing! Plotting! With CAKE and BALLOONS!

Mordecai: (Trying to shut Rigby's visor again) Dude I think the wasp got some of its venom in your eyes! You're tripping acorns!

Rigby: ENOUGH OF YOUR WASP LIES, I know what I - *gasps*

Don: (Hugging Eileen) Thanks for the sugar, Eileen! You've been a great help!

Eileen: (Hugging Don) Anytime, Don!

Don: (In his car, driving away) Sugartown, here we come!

Rigby: (Running after them) Betrayal... On... ALL FRONTS! WIDESPREAD BETRAYAL!

Mordecai: (Running after Rigby) Rigby, it's not what it looks like! Even if it was, what do you care? You don't even like Eileen... RIGHT?

Rigby: Hey, accessory to the crime! Eileen might be an awkward nerdm but she's MY... I mean,OUR awkward nerd, and she should know what a JERK Don is!

Don: I hope everything goes to plan tonight, Eileen. I want everything to be perfect.

Eileen: It will be, I promise! (She sees Rigby come out of the balloons) AIEE! Rigby?! Mordecai, you were meant to keep him busy!

Don: Mordo? Rig-bone? What are you doing here, guys?

Rigby: Ask yourself that question, you back-stabbing... (Attempting to punch Don) Stay still!

Mordecai: Dude, this isn't about Don, it's about YOU! Just man up and admit that you like her!

Rigby: (Covering Don's eyes) I ADMIT NOTHING!

(They all scream as they crash into Sugartown and Benson yelps as Pops is bumped and pokes him with the pin for the game)

Pops, Skips, Benson, Muscle Man, Fives & Margaret: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RIGBY!

Rigby: It's my... Birthday?

Mordecai: How could you forget your own birthday, genius? Don's been planning this with me and Eileen for months! Why do you think I made you wear the helmet? IN CASE WE RAN INTO THEM!

Rigby: (Tearing up) You guys did all this... FOR ME?

Don: Of course bro! I think you know what we want in return!

Rigby: (Nervously looking down) A thank you card?

Don: No... A sugarpile!!!

(Eileen and Don hug Rigby)

Eileen: Happy birthday, Rigby!

Rigby: (Blushing) Um... Our faces are touching... Awkward!

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