UK Edits

United Kingdom makes many edits to Regular Show episodes containing cuss words like piss close-to-cussing words, such as "turd" and replacing cuss words like crap.

In General
Most episodes that use the term 'crap' are changed to 'crud', except for some exceptions listed below.

Three episodes that use the terms 'piss' or 'pissed' are changed to 'miffed', 'ballistic' or 'ticked'.

All episodes that use the term 'moron' are changed to 'idiot', except for some exceptions listed below.

Edits of this sort are commonplace in the UK on most television channels, with a recent poll by YouGov suggesting that language restrictions should be tightest for children's and family television. It can be seen here.. The British watershed is at 9:00pm, and even though Cartoon Network is 24-hour in the UK and could easily air unedited versions, it rarely shows Regular Show at all beyond this time, as any children's programme with language such as 'c--p' is seen as distasteful, this attitude is illustrated perfectly when a BBC Cebebies programme (full article here) aired with slang Caribbean language.

At an interesting note, when the Latin American episodes are changed to English, you can hear and see the UK edits. Go to this website you can hear the UK Edits and see the Latin American Edits http://eng.cartoonnetworkla.com/#/video/1_vo50kd6c/ The Power UK Edits/Latin American Edits

Most Episodes

 * When whatever is showing after Regular Show is announced, the credits from Prank Callers will show instead of the actual episodes' credits. Other times, the credits from Rigby's Body will show. This sometimes does not happen.

The Pilot

 * In showings of the pilot on the UK Cartoon Network website, when Benson tells Mordecai and Rigby they will be fired in the ending, "fired" is replaced with 'grounded'. The episode "First Day", however, uses the original word.

The Power

 * "You hole!" said by Rigby, followed by "Don't call me a hole, you're the hole!" by Mordecai was cut due to innuendo.
 * Rigby's line, "Now, how in the 'H' are we going to fix this 'S'?" is changed to "Now, how in the 'H' are we going to fix this hole?" due to "H" and "S" being substitutes for inappropriate words.


 * When the wizard is urinating, the urine noise is quietened, and everything between him unzipping his pants and Rigby coming along is cut, this is done to show children not to urinate wherever they want.


 * The line, "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches" is cut out of Mordecai and Rigby's song to Skips, this is due to "looking at a crotch" being inappropriate.


 * Rigby's line, "But he's gonna be pissed" is changed to "But he's gonna be miffed." This is due to "Piss" being an inappropriate word.
 * "You Drill-bit!" was cut. This is due to a drill-bit being a substitute for a male body part.


 * "THE $40 YOU CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP!" was changed to "THE $40 YOU CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRUD!" This is due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.

Just Set Up the Chairs

 * Rigby's line, "Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we can set up these chairs!" is changed to "Benson's gonna drop his gumballs when he sees how good we can set up these chairs!" This is due to innuendo.
 * "We're Screwed!" was cut. This is due to "screwed" being a mild inappropriate word.

Caffeinated Concert Tickets

 * The line "...and ready to rock your 11-15 year old pants off!" is changed to "...and ready to rock your 11-15 year old jeans off!" This is due to innuendo.


 * "You're lucky I care about lady pecs!" is cut. This is due to "lady pecs" obviously meaning "breasts".


 * The coffee bean squeezing coffee out his breasts has been removed, this is because it references breastfeeding.


 * "You Morons! Get Back here and pick up my gumballs!" was changed to "You Idiots! Get back here and pick up my gumballs!" This is due to "moron" being an offensive word to people with a disability in the UK.


 * Before Rigby sleeps, he says "Aw, crap" is replaced with "Aw, crud". This is due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.

Death Punchies

 * "What about you with your crappy mullet?" was changed to "What about you with your cruddy mullet?" This is due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.


 * "My pepperonis are roastin' down here!" is changed to "My chest hairs are roastin' down here!". This is due to "pepperonis" being a substitute for nipples.


 * The part of the flashback montage that shows Mordecai kicking Rigby in the crotch was removed; they took the scene of Mordecai punching Rigby from the beginning of the episode and put that in the original scene's place. This is due to the crotch being pointed out as a place to go for.

Free Cake

 * "But if you morons are lying to me you'll be on dish duty for the next month!" is changed to "But if you idiots are lying to me, you'll be on Dish Duty for the next month!" This is due to "Moron" being offensive to people with a disability in the UK.
 * The 'naked party' scene was cut by ending the scene with Muscle Man saying "Skips is gonna be surprised." The zipping sound effects are also edited out. This is due to the scene intending that Muscle Man is naked.


 * "No, Benson's gonna get pissed" was changed to "No, Benson's gonna go ballistic." This is due to "piss" being an inappropriate word.


 * The lines "I think we just screwed Skips!" and "And ourselves!" were cut. This is due to "screwed" being a mild inappropriate word.

Meat Your Maker

 * "You Pissed Me Off!" was changed to "You Ticked Me Off!" This is due to "piss" being an inappropriate word.
 * Skips crashing the can against his head was cut. This is due to the scene showing that the characters are drunk.


 * Rigby's line "While you were dead, I found these talking hot dogs! "was changed to "While you were unconscious, I found these talking hot dogs!" This is due to the show not wanting kids to think that Mordecai had died.

Grilled Cheese Deluxe

 * The UK version of "Ostrich Thing With the Balls" cut off after the ostrich swung the bat. This is due to the crotch being shown as a place to go for.

The Unicorns Have Got to Go

 * The unicorns' "lady flashbacks" were cut. This is due to the final flashback being a sexual reference.
 * "You Morons had better clean up this mess or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CART!" was yet again changed to "You Idiots had better clean up this mess or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CART!" This is once again due to "moron" being an offensive word to people with a disability in the UK.
 * "How'd you know?" and "They peed on my lawn," were cut on the Season 1 DVD due to the scene showing that you can urinate wherever you want.

Prank Callers

 * "Holy Crap!" was changed to "Holy Crud!" due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.
 * "I'm gonna prank you so hard, you're both gonna poop a duke!" was cut, due to it being a substitute for "you're both gonna crap yourselves!"
 * "Crap!" was changed to "Crud!" due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.

Don

 * Rigby says "I don't want your stupid sugar!" instead of "I don't want your freaking sugar!" due to "freaking" sounding a lot like a similar inappropriate word "frigging".
 * "Crap!" was changed to "Crud!" due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.

Rigby's Body

 * Whenever the word "turd" is used, it is changed to "plank" due to "turd" being an inappropriate word.
 * "I told him he was full of it!" was cut due to "it" being a substitute for an innapropriate word.

Mordecai and the Rigbys
Edited Percentage of Episodes: 100%
 * "Holy Crap!" was changed to "Holy Crud!" due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.
 * "We're screwed!" was cut due to "screwed" being a mild innapropriate word.

Edits: 38

Ello Gov'nor

 * When Mordecai shouts "Holy crap, it's real!" it's changed to "Oh man, dude, it's real!" due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.


 * Mordecai says "You're screaming like a flippin' maniac!" instead of "You're screaming like a freakin' maniac!" due to "freaking" sounding very similar to the inappropriate word "frigging".

It's Time

 * The Pajama Sisters 2 video is not shown, and the website only shows "Pajama Sisters 2 sucks" due to it referring to the woman being cheated on.

Peeps

 * "Crap!" was changed to "Crud!" due to "crap" being an inappropriate word.

My Mom

 * "I knew I couldn't trust you morons" was changed to "I knew I couldn't trust you idiots" due to "moron" being an offensive word to people with a disability in the UK.
 * "Those Guys are turds!" was changed to "Those guys are planks!" due to "turds" being an inappropriate word.

Party Pete

 * Muscle Man's line, "It takes guests with breasts and mine don't count", was changed to "It takes guests with chicks, and my mom doesn't count" due to "breasts" being an inappropriate body part.


 * The scene of Party Pete crotch-trusting when he showed up at the door is changed to a close-up shot of him tapping his foot due to "crotch thrusting" being a sexual position.

Muscle Woman

 * Muscle Man and Starla running towards each other with their breasts flopping up and down was cut due to the breasts being inappropriate body parts.

Temp Check

 * The scene of the muscular redneck biker playing a harmonica by putting in between his buttcheeks and farting into it was replaced with a newly animated scene in which the biker plays a kazoo by shoving it up his nose due to grossness.

Really Real Wrestling

 * The second manager's line "What, do you think I'm a moron?" was changed to "What, do you think I'm a dummy?" due to "moron" being an offensive word to people with a disability in the UK.

The Night Owl

 * Muscle Man's line "I can't wait to shove a key into that!" was changed to "I can't wait to peel donuts in that!" due to innuendo.

Over the Top

 * The first scene with Rigby in the hospital is cut due to it possibly being too sad for British viewers.


 * All references to the restaurant name "McHooligan's" are cut: the establishing shot of McHooligan's has the name digitally removed, and Muscle Man's line, "McHooligan's, round two!" was changed to "Family restaurant, round two!", this is done due to a hooligan being a troublemaker.

Edited Percentage of Episodes: 36%
 * Hi Five Ghost's line "Shotgun!" was cut as the editors could have thought he was talking about the actual weapon.
 * The scene of Death reviving Rigby by spitting in his mouth is changed to Death firing a laser at him with his finger due to spitting being illegal in the UK.

Edits: 15

Terror Tales of the Park

 * When aired regularly, only "Creepy Doll" and "Death Metal Crash Pit" are shown. The full special only airs on Halloween, including "In the House".

In The House

 * Muscle Man's gunshots big gunshots were cut due to the UK not wanting kids to think Muscle Man was shot.
 * Muscle Man walking into Rigby's house skinned alive was cut due to the UK not wanting kids to think Muscle Man had died.
 * Hi-Five Ghost exploding all over Mordecai and Skips, followed by Benson vomiting gumballs was cut due to grossness.
 * Mordecai getting thrown onto the bookshelf was cut due to violence.
 * Pops getting scared on the bed was cut as it was deemed too scary.
 * Mordecai getting up from the bookshelf was cut due to him being thrown against the bookshelf being cut.

Slam Dunk

 * The shot of Margaret's butt on the bicycle is changed so that she has tail feathers and the shot is more focused on her face due to the scene being focused on her butt.

Gut Model

 * The episode title has never been shown as it implies that there is actual guts in the episode.

Dead at Eight

 * Muscle Man saying "You better get that kid to bed, or I'll haunt you turds for the rest of your life!" was changed to "You better get that plank to bed, or I'll haunt you planks for the rest of your life!" due to "turd" being an inappropriate word.

Out of Commission

 * Mordecai saying "Let's go get him", was replaced with Benson saying "Mordecai? Rigby? Did you get all that?" due to it implying that Mordecai and Rigby were going to jump off a cliff to save the cart.


 * The scene with the car and cart having jumper cables connected between them was cut due to them most probably "making love".

Fancy Restaurant

 * Maitre d' lying dead on the car and dropping his fork was changed to a froze shot of him lying on the car with heavy breathing due to the UK not wanting kids to think that he is dead.

Diary

 * Rigby saying "Wapoosh!" changed to "Wehizap!" due to it implying that Rigby is abusing Mordecai, when the edited version makes it sound like he's retreating the whip.


 * Rigby saying "Yeah, your friend without benefits!" was changed to "Yeah, your friend that will never become more than a friend!" due to innuendo.

The Best VHS in The World

 * Any instances of Mordecai and Rigby's thumbs being broken is changed to their faces being punched due to the UK not wanting children to think that the characters could get their thumbs broken.

Fuzzy Dice
Edited Percentage of Episodes: 23%
 * Benson referring to balls dropping is cut along with their reaction due to innuendo.

Edits: 17

Exit 9B

 * In the Flashback, Muscle Man skinned alive in In The House was changed to him about to throw a brick in Death Metal Crash Pit due to the original scene from In the House being cut.

The Christmas Special

 * The bullets in Santa's chest were removed due to him not being shot in the UK version.
 * The first fight scene between Santa and Quillgin was edited to make Quillgin not shoot Santa due to the UK not wanting kids to think that Santa had died.
 * Santa explaining that he was just shot and that all the details on Santa was made by advertising companies was cut due to it possibly ruining children's imaginations.
 * It is worth noting that even though the above editing happened, later in the episode Quillgin tells Santa he shot him and Santa says he has a bullet-proof vest, making it confusing for british viewers.

T.G.I. Tuesday

 * Rigby laughing and getting punched is cut due to innuendo.

Firework Run

 * Hector's gold machine gun was replaced with a rocket launcher due to the original gun looking too deadly.

Family BBQ

 * "Your father's always thinking with his chopper," was changed to "Your father's always thinking with his helicopter." due to innuendo.

Country Club

 * "It smells like barf!" was changed to "It smells like armpits!" due to grossness.

Sleep Fighter

 * In the video, the crotch-kicking was once again cut due to the crotch being shown as a place to go for.

Party Re-Pete
Edited Percentage of Episodes: 21%
 * Benson crotch-thrusting was frozen due to crotch thrusting being a sexual position.

Edits: 10

Silver Dude

 * "I'm the God of Street Performing" was changed to "I'm the Dude of Street Performing" for being offensive to religious groups e.g. Christianity for being blasphemy.

A Skips in Time

 * Walks spitting on the book was cut due to spitting being illegal in the UK.

Survival Skills

 * "See you on the other side!" was changed to "In 50 years, I'm probably gonna die of natural causes!" due to the UK not wanting kids to think that Rigby is about to die.

Terror Tales of the Park III

 * "Which do you prefer? Creamy or Chunky?" was cut due to innuendo.

Bank Shot

 * "The God of Basketball?" was changed to "Nice ride, dude!" for being offensive to religious groups e.g. Christianity for being blasphemy.

Power Tower

 * When the shredder was done incorrectly and the tape ended, the noise wasn't a regular censor beep, it was a long low note instead due to unknown reasons.

The Thanksgiving Special

 * Parts of "heating up in the kitchen!" were muted due to being innuendo.

The Heart of A Stuntman

 * Rigby making gestures about Johnny Crasher's eyes was changed to him lowering his arm due to it possibly looking like Rigby is offending people with eye disabilities.

New Year's Kiss

 * "The balls are dropping on my watch which means it's time!" was changed to "My watching is telling me it's time!" due to innuendo.

Dodge This

 * In the UK, the park dodgeball name is titled "Benson's Bomberz" instead of "Benson's Ballerz" for being innuendo.

Portable Toilet

 * "3.. 2.. 1... Let's drop a laser gun number 2 on this duke bucket!" was changed to "3.. 2.. 1... Let's liberate some latrines!" due to toilet humor.

The Postcard

 * The picture of a butt on Fart Weekly was replaced with a picture of a gas mask due to the magazine showing a fully clear butt.

Guitar of Rock

 * "We have received confirmation that American Icon, Bruce Rock has died after tragically falling off a five foot stage" was changed to "And this just in, American Icon Bruce Rock has stopped being alive after falling off a five foot stage" for dying is deemed too inappropriate for children (It is also considerably funnier).

Skips' Story

 * "The nail is driven in" was cut due to innuendo.
 * The line, "Remember, she's someone's little girl!" was changed to "Remember, we can find out where you live!" due to innuendo.
 * Klorgbane swings back his fist instead of punching Skips due to it possibly being too violent.
 * The ceiling falling on Mona was cut, however, the ceiling falling at first is not. It is just when it is seen falling on her due to it showing death.

Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys

 * "If I can't take 'em off, I can't cool 'em off! Simple Science, Bro!" was changed to "Do you want me to pass out from heat exhaustion? Get over it, bro!" due to the fact that it's Muscle Man talking about taking off his pants.
 * Eileen staring at Rigby saying "Feel Better Now?" was changed to her saying "Feel better? (from the next line) then coughing and saying "feel better now, Rigby?" due to Eileen flirting with Rigby.
 * "We didn't wanna end up as british dirtbags" was changed to "We didn't wanna end up as two losers" due to them offending the country that the episode is being shown in.

I Like You Hi

 * "Not at making out with girls!" was changed to "Not at hanging out with girls!" due to innuendo.

Expert or Liar

 * The guy that says "You make me sick, liar!" to Rigby before punching him, is changed to him pushing him instead due to violence.
 * Rigby getting punched by the Punk Man is changed to him getting spun in the air by him due to violence.

Catching the Wave

 * "Yeah. Peachy's dead!" was changed to "Yeah. Peachy's gone!" due to CN UK possibly wanting it to look like Peachy got lost instead of dying.

Gold Watch

 * The Sheriff pushes Benson onto the car instead of punching him due to violence.

Paint Job

 * Rigby is holding a plate while Mordecai is throwing pizzas at him so that it looks like Mordecai is trying to hit the plate and not Rigby.

Take the Cake

 * "Line cutters! That cake's gonna get cut!" was changed to the woman saying line cutters again due to innuendo.

Skips in the Saddle

 * "Do you know who else likes to polish people's rocks?" was changed to "Do you know who else dabbles in petography?" due to innuendo.
 * Skips makes the T Shirt Man flinch instead of actually punching him, however, you can hear a punching noise. This is done due to violence.

Thomas Fights Back

 * "No starch this time! It wrecks havoc my pepperonis!" was changed to "No starch this time! It wrecks havoc on my chimmy chongers!" due to "pepperonis" once again meaning "nipples".
 * "Fire at will!" was changed to "Tomato blast them!" due to "Fire at Will" being more of something you'd say in a war.

Bachelor Party! Zingo!!

 * "Please! Spare my life! Take anything you want!" was changed to "Please! Not the face! Take anything you want!" due to the scene showing that Quips would risk his life to leave.
 * The sign that says "People who died trying the INFERNO CHALLENGE" was changed to "People who stopped living from trying the INFERNO CHALLENGE" for dying is deemed too inappropriate for children (It is also considerably funnier).

Tent Trouble
Edited Percentage of Episodes: 65%
 * "We are not reliable for any injuries or deaths!" was changed to "We are not reliable for any permanent damages!" due to it sounding like the manager cares a little bit more.

Edits: 33

Season 6
Note: In Season 6, A Cartoon Network Original was added to the intro. However, in The Real Thomas, this is added.

Daddy Issues

 * Just like Gut Model, the episode title was cut for being inappropriate, referencing psychological damage causing sexual immorality in later life.
 * "Hey man, what's with the balls?" was changed to "Hey man, what's with the golf balls?" due to innuendo.

The End of Muscle Man

 * Again, the episode title was cut. This may be due to it's name being "The End of Muscle Man".
 * When telling Benson about the bucket list, a new scene is added where he says "Wait until they get a load of this surprise!" this is probably so that British children don't become scared in case Muscle Man dies.
 * When Death brings out Muscle Man on a death bed and the camera zooms into his face, instead of staying still, he points his eyes to the right and laughs a little, probably to show that Muscle Man is alright.

Lift With Your Back

 * Once again, the episode title was cut for lifting with your back is dangerous and was thought to not be encouraged.

The Real Thomas

 * The titles stayed English, and did not turn into Russian writing due to the British version showing that they are not from Russia.
 * Whenever somebody is killed or left unconscious, a sleeping noise is heard so that British viewers don't think they are dead.
 * "Sweet dreams, Cartwright-" was cut due to Thomas saying it because he thinks he's dead.
 * "I see Thomas take some guy out!" was changed to "I see Thomas nap some guy out!" probably due to the man's sleeping noise being heard.
 * Every time "Russian" is used, it is changed to "Druznic" due to the UK not wanting children to think that a Russian attack is possible.
 * The Russian writing on the sprinkler was removed, due to the UK version being anti-Russia. This however makes Rigby's reaction confusing for British viewers.
 * "Handcuffs! Not sure these are-" was changed to "Handcuffs? Why would a school teacher need hand-" for being strong innuendo.
 * "Oh snap! Now we're all boned!" was changed to "Oh snap! Now we're all toast!" due to innuendo.
 * Rigby gets pushed after saying "You and you and you and-" instead of being punched due to violence.
 * When Thomas explains his original life, the scene where the man holding a young Thomas, walking down a lane is cut due to it showing Russian areas.
 * "I was born on a cold winter's night in Kiev," was shortened to "I was born on a cold winter's night,"
 * "But I was abandoned as a baby and declared property of the state!" was cut due to Russia being shown.
 * Every time "KGB" is used, it is changed to "MOM" or "DSA" due to the KGB being a Russian organization.
 * Every time "Russia" is used, it is changed to "Druznia" due to the UK version being anti-Russia.
 * Romanoff's planning board saying "Операция Парк Лифт" was changed to it's English translation: Operation Park Lift as it was Russian writing.
 * Whenever CCCP is used, it is either changed to "Druznia" or it is just blanked out due to CCCP being common initials for Russia.
 * The poster with the star on the background saying "CCCP" was changed to just a star for the same reason as the above edit.
 * Natalia doesn't hold a pistol at all in the episode, due to it being more of a serious hostage situation.
 * On the control device, CCCP is removed and replaced with some colors due to the same reason as the other CCCP edits.
 * A fingerprint is shown on the screen when Thomas puts his finger on it for an unknown reason.
 * "Russian Anthems" on the mixtape was removed due to the UK version being anti-Russian.
 * Strangely, the Russian anthem used wasn't removed.
 * All of the Russian symbols coming out of the ground was cut due to the UK version being anti-Russian.
 * The second where a radar is shown with Russia on it is cut due to to it showing Russia.
 * The second where the park is flying towards Russia/Druznia and Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost are seen was cut for an unknown reason.
 * The star seen on a Russian soldier's hat is blanked out.
 * A few shots of the now-Russian park were cut.
 * Natalia crunching Benson's hand was cut so it doesn't show that he has broken his hand.
 * "Imperialist Thug!" was changed to "Nikolai! You traitor!" for being offensive.
 * The president slapping his butt was changed to him pointing at it instead for being innuendo.
 * "Dasividania Nikolai, you'll always be Thomas to us!" was changed to "Goodbye Nikolai, you'll always be Thomas to us!" due to it showing Russian language.

Sad Sax
Edited Percentage of Episodes: Shown when Season 6 has been finished in UK.
 * "I screwed up!" was changed to "I messed up!"

Edits: 37