Eileen Flat Screen/Transcript

(At City College, a billboard reads "Modern Dance Competition Today". Eileen performs a dance in a pink suit with the audience, including Mordecai, Rigby, and CJ watching. After the dance ended with Eileen diving into a garbage can, the audience excitedly cheered for her. The Announce appears on stages)

Announcer: (laughs) Ok. Let me get a honk in here because you goosed it!

(A guy in the sound room honks his horn twice, prompting the goose to fly away from the announcer.)

Announcer: It's time to announce the winner of the City College Modern Dance Competition. (A pidgeon flies by to give the man an envelope.) Now, I don't want to "pidgeonhold anyone, but first place today goes to Eileen Roberts with the dance "Chewed Gum!"

(Eileen screams excitedly and runs on the stage. The audience cheered.)

Announcer: To say you blew away the competition wouldn't be a stretch! (Eileen screams again) Let's see how well you dance after a year of sitting in front of your very own flatscreen T.V.!

Eileen: (screams) This is the best that's ever happened to me!

Mordecai, Rigby, and CJ: Eileen flatscreen! Eileen flatscreen!

Announcer: Thanks for coming everyone and for all of you losers today, don't brooster on your laurels 'cuz there's always next year!

(At the entrance)

CJ: Eileen, that was awesome!

Mordecai: Yeah! I knew you were going to win when you came out of that gum wrapper.

Rigby: Nice work, Eiloin!

Eileen: (blushes) Heh heh. Thanks, guys. Aah! I was never into T.V. before