Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-9964494-20140429060318/@comment-25165975-20150520050256

(WARNING! SPOILERS!)

WAIT WAIT WAIT EVERYONE

EVERYONE STOP

STOP THE WORLD

STOP EVERYTHING

I REALIZED SOMETHING

"Come on, man. You've slacked off your whole life! Can't I just have this?" - Mordecai

"No, man! You have things all the time! Player one, the bed, Punchies, a diploma, a girlfriend!" - Rigby

EXACT DIALOGUE TAKEN FROM LIFT WITH YOUR BACK

RIGBY IS UPSET THAT MORDECAI HAS A GIRLFRIEND

HE IS JEALOUS

RIGBY WANTS A GIRLFRIEND

Rigby wants a girlfriend.

Eileen has a crush on him.

Rigby has been getting closer and closer to her.

He set up her TV for her.

He waters her plants.

He got her a mistletoe disco ball for Christmas.

He kissed her on the cheek instead of shying away.

HE WANTS HER

IT'S OFFICIAL

YES

SO MUCH YES

YAY

FANGIRL MODE ACTIVATING

FANGIRL ACTIVATED

FANGIRLING

FANGIRLED

(SPOILERS OVER FOR THIS POST!)