The Power/Transcript

(Camera shows a TV set to a channel of a wrestling match, and moves to the left to show Rigby standing on top of a file cabnet.)

Rigby: (Pointing) Alright, Beef Burrito, I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom!

Beef Burrito Doll: (Lying on the floor) *silent*

Rigby: I'll kill you!! *jumps off of filing cabnet, and fights doll*

Mordecai: Tag up! Tag up!

Rigby: Uhhh... *slaps Mordecai's hand, drinks soda*

Mordecai: *grabs Beef Burrito Doll*

Rigby: *slams the soda on the ground* RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai: *sets up the doll and runs to the counter*

Rigby: What?

Beef Burrito Doll: *silent*

Rigby: Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? *Mordecai grabs Rigby* I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!

Mordecai: I think he WANTS you to put the hurt on him!

Rigby: You think he WANTS me to put the hurt on him?!

Mordecai: Yes, I do!

Rigby: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai & Rigby: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Mordecai: *throws Rigby down to the trampoline*

Rigby: Aahgk! *hits the wall causing it to have a hole and goes down to the trash can causing soda cans to fall out* Uhhh..... *stands up* Uuuuhhhhyyyy.... YAY YEAH!!!!!! Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?

Mordecai: Hahahaha! Yeah, I did!!! But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall. *laughs with Rigby*

Mordecai & Rigby: *stares in silence* Mordecai & Rigby: AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Bits of the wall parts were broken.
 * Camera shows the house.

Rigby: *opens door and looks if everyone is at the hallway, then slams the door*

Mordecai: *double facepalm* I can't believe I listened to you! *opens his eyes* I knew I should've got out to do some work, but no. Let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun!

Rigby: But it WAS fun!

Mordecai: Well, yeah. But, now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23 years old, we shouldn't busting holes in walls. We're gonna get fired for this!

Rigby: You mean, YOU'RE gonna get fired for this.

Mordecai: What?

Rigby: You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!

Mordecai: Don't call me a hole! You're the hole, you're the one who wanted to wrestle!

Rigby: Okay, okaaayy! Let's not blame anyone! Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this S?

Mordecai: I don't know man. We can't fix it, and we definetly can't pay for it, 'cause we don't have any money! Unless, you have some money.

Rigby: No. Besides, I don't even know how much it costs if it's a hole like this. Probably a ton.

Mordecai: Exactly. Which leaves us with only ONE possible solution: We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.

Rigby: Dude,.....you..are..a GENIUS! Of COURSE raises!

Mordecai: Okay, dude, here's-

Rigby: Let me stop you there 'cause I already know what you're going to say!....HAAAAMBONING.

Mordecai: What?

Rigby: Shhyeah, dude. Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like: We both want raises! *gently hitting himself and going towards Mordecai while doing it. Eventually touches Mordecai too*

Mordecai: NO, MAN! Stop it! We just need to ask him for a raise and just need to explain all the-

Rigby: No, no, NO, that's not gonna work! What are you? Sixty five? *talks like an old man* Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise? *stops talking like old man* COME ON! I'm telling you, dude! HAAAMBONIIIING.

Mordecai: Noooooo. *crosses arms*

Rigby: Hamboning will save your LIFE someday! They'll be all like: What? You're trying to mug me? *gently hitting himself again and going towards Mordecai while doing it. Eventually touches Mordecai again*

Mordecai: NO! We're not DOING that, okay? OKAY?

Rigby: Fine...*as if he has an idea* I know what to do! *runs to a pile of dirty clothes and gets a red keyboard* Are you ready for raises? *makes beeping and booping noises* Boop-bweeep-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boooo!

Mordecai: *in awe* Woah-ho-ho-ho, how did you GET that?

Rigby: I have my methods.

(scene cuts to a flashback, a wizard putting the same red keyboard on a bench. The wizard goes to the bushes and goes to the bathroom. Rigby steals the keyboard and runs away. Scene cuts back to Rigby and Mordecai)

Rigby: *thinks about it* Ha-he-he-he-he.

Mordecai: I don't know, dude. How's that gonna give us raises?

Rigby: Aw, come on, man! Look! *sets keyboard on floor* Just come check it out. *plays keyboard and it makes cool noises*

Mordecai: Woaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho! This is the answer to ALL our problems. Have you named her yet?

Rigby: Actually, I thought YOU could do the honors.

Mordecai: Really?

Rigby: Mhmm. *nods*

Mordecai: Ya know, I've always wanted to date a girl named: The Power.

Rigby: The Power?

Mordecai: Mhmm. *nods*

Rigby: I like it.

(suddenly, "The Power" appears at the top of the keyboard)

Mordecai and Rigby: Cool...

(scene cuts to outside in the park)

Mordecai: Alright, this time it's feeling.

Rigby: Yeah yeah. Ready?

Mordecai: Yeah yeah.

Rigby: Ok. (presses The Power's on button)

Mordecai and Rigby: (they start singing) 5 6 7 8. (they start dancing, then shortly points at something) Give us a raise, loser. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Rigby: Hey, it's Pops.

Pops: A-ha-ha! Hello.

Mordecai: Pops, what's up?

Pops: Is that the sound of music I hear?

Rigby: (whispers to Mordecai) Dude, let's use The Power on Pops.

Mordecai: I don't know, Pops is kind of weird. (They look over at Pops)

Pops: (laughs strangely when a butterfly approaches his face) A-ha-ha-a-ha!

Rigby: Exactly, at least we can test it out on him, and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work.

Mordecai: Ok, but let's not call him a loser

Rigby: Why not?

Mordecai: He's sensitive. I don't want him to cry, I just want him to give us a raise.

Rigby: Ok, let's do it. Hey Pops! Check it. (presses the on button again)

Mordecai and Rigby: 5 6 7 8. Give us a raise, Pops!

Pops: Good show, jolly good show!