Rage Against the TV/Transcript

(Episode starts with Mordecai and Rigby playing a video game)

Rigby: All right, Level 10! We better not lose this time.

Mordecai: Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it.

Rigby: Last time wasn't my fault!

Mordecai: Whatever, just take it seriously!

Both: Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Triple thugs!

(POW! POW! (500) POW!)

Rigby: Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy!

Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna do it this time. Come on, hit him! Hit him!

Rigby: I am hitting him! Nothing's happining!

Mordecai: Aw Dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!

Rigby: I'm kicking him in the junk!

Mordecai: Well, keep doing it!

(KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! BEEP! (1200))

Mordecai and Rigby: Ohhhhhhhhh!

Mordecai: I told you we were gonna do it! I told you!

Rigby: I knew we were gonna make it.

Mordecai: Yeah right. That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was.

Rigby: *Gasps* Look! We made it to the final level!

Mordecai: Dude, do you know what this means?

Rigby: We're dead?

Mordecai: No, we have to beat The Hammer.

Rigby: What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody beats The Hammer"?

Mordecai: Yeah right. More like nobody has even seen The Hammer.

Rigby: Well, get ready to live. I think he's gonna come out of those doors!

BUST!

The Hammer: Nobody beats The Hammer!

Rigby: It's The Hammer!

(BAM! BEEP! BAM! BEEP!)

Mordecai: Just one of his hits takes a whole life!

Mordecai: *Gasping* Run away dude, run away!

Their characters run away from The Hammer

Rigby: Don't let him touch you man!

Mordecai: I'm not, I'm not (his character is cornered by The Hammer) AH Rigby, help me!

Rigby's character grabs a chair and slams it against the back of The Hammer

Rigby: Yeahhhhhhh!

The Hammer: Argh!

The Hammer's life decreases a little.....

Mordecai: Dude, his weakness is furniture.....furni-

The TV suddenly flicks off

Mordecai: What just happened? (runs to the TV to quickly turn it back on)

Rigby: I don't know (picks up the remote while panicking)

Mordecai: (slams the top of the TV to make the picture appear) Dude, the game is still on! Pause it dude, pause it!

Rigby: (picks up controller and presses the button) It's paused!

Mordecai: (While slamming the TV) Argh! Come on! Come on! Rigby you finish him off

Rigby: What?

Mordecai: Dude, we figured out his weakness, I'll keep the TV going while you beat The Hammer

Rigby: Alright, let's do this!

Mordecai: Ready....Go! (starts drumming onto TV to keep the picture on)

Rigby's character attempts to fight off the Hammer but it proves too much for him

Rigby: Ahhh....I can't do it....(pauses the game as his character's life has decreased heavily)

Mordecai: Awww man! We were totally gonna beat it!

Rigby: (sighs irritatingly) I know.....he's just too hard to beat.....

Mordecai: Argh.....dude, we're gonna have to find another TV.....

Mordecai and Rigby go off to see Skips

Skips: The Hammer? Nobody gets to The Hammer, but even if you did, I don't have a TV

Mordecai and Rigby: Argh!

Skips: What's wrong with the TV in the house?

Mordecai: I don't know it's broken!

Rigby: Yeah the screen doesn't work!

Mordecai: Yeah! Come on Skips, you gotta have some mystical, weird solution we can use.....

Skips: Hmmm did you ask Pops?

Mordecai and Rigby go back into the house to see Pops

Pops: Oooooo The Hammer, how exciting, is he a Mandatory character? Hahahahaha....

Mordecai: Seriously Pops can we borrow your TV?

Pops: Of course!

Mordecai and Rigby: Yes!

Pops: Here she is! (Pops brings them his radio instead and places it on the floor)

Mordecai: Pops.....that's a radio.....

Pops: It's a TV if you close your eyes (He then switches on his radio and closes his eyes) Now hook up your game so you can defeat The Hammer.....hahahahahaha.....

Rigby: We don't have time for this....

Mordecai: Rock, Paper, Scissors for who has to ask Muscle Man for his TV?

Mordecai and Rigby procceed with the short game with Rigby choosing Rock over Mordecai's Scissors

Mordecai: (knowing that's he has to do it) Argh!

Rigby: Hmm Hmm!

Mordecai: Come on Rigby, let's go get a real TV!

Pops: Wait! I want to see The Hammer too! (follows Mordecai and Rigby out the room)

''Moredcai, Rigby and Pops make their way to Muscle Man's caravan. Mordecai knocks on his door.''

Muscle Man: (From behind the door), who is it?

Mordecai: It's us!

Muscle Man: What do you want?

Mordecai: We wanna borrow your TV!

Muscle Man: Why?

Mordecai: Because.....we're about to beat The Hammer!

Muscle Man: What? (he opens the door) Nobody can't beat The Hammer, it's impossible!

Moredcai: Pft! Not for us! Are you gonna let us borrow your TV or not?

Muscle Man: Yeah, you can borrow it....if you can tell me what The Hammer looks like?

Mordecai: He's blue! With a black mullet!

Muscle Man: Fives!

High Five Ghost looks in the video game manual and sees that the character matches the description.

High Five Ghost: Uh huh....

Muscle Man: Oh man!

Rigby: So can we borrow it?

Muscle Man: Yeah you can borrow it, so we can watch you loooossseee hahaha whoo....whoo (runs back in to pick his TV up from the floor but without realising that it is still plugged in) This is gonna be....

The TV then smashes onto the ground.

Rigby: (after a moment of silence) Does Benson have a TV?

''The group then travel to Benson's apartment. Mordecai knocks on his door.''

Rigby: Tell him we need it!

Mordecai: Shh!

Muscle Man: Yeah, tell him we need it to see you lose!

Mordecai: Shut up! (he and Muscle Man wrestle a bit until Benson comes out) 

Mordecai: Oh...hey Benson...

Rigby: Tell him we need it! (he then gets slapped by Mordecai)

Benson: What is it?

Mordecai: Oh uhhh...we were just in the neighbourhood-

Benson: Cut to the chase, I am busy!

Mordecai: Can we borrow your TV?

Benson: Hehe....No! (proceeds to close the door on them but is then blocked by Muscle Man and Rigby)

Muscle Man: No wait!

Rigby: Benson please! We're about to beat The Hammer, we neeeeeeeeed it!

Benson: Yeah....The Hammer? When you say that I think 'Hammer and Nails' but you couldn't possibly be talking about work?

Morecai: It's a video game!

Benson: Oh right, right it's a video game!

Mordecai: Yeah it's a video game

Rigby: Yeah.....so can we borrow your TV?

Benson: No!

Everyone: Awww come on please.....(but Benson closes the door on them)

Mordecai: Argh! (Rigby kicks Benson's door and the light switches off above them)

Pops: Look! There's TVs on Benson's TV!

They look through the window revealing the inside of Benson's apartment, to see an advertisement of the TV Store Warehouse, who are selling TVs....literally free. Benson is seen here, sitting on the couch watching it too.

Mordecai: Does anybody know how far that place is from here?

Muscle Man: Not far.....I got a buddy who works there

Mordecai: Let's do it!

The group then drive on to the TV Store Warehouse

Mordecai: (Inside the warehouse) We want one of those flat screens from the commercial!

Store clerk: The flat screens are full price!

Everyone: Argh!

Rigby: What? But your commercial just said you were giving away free TVs!

Muscle Man: Come on Jimmy, you gotta have something!

Jimmy: Sure dude.....there's nothing I can do Muscle Man....

Muscle Man: Jimmy.....come on Jimmy......you know you own me and besides this is worth it, these guys made it all the way to The Hammer and I wanna see them lose!

Jimmy: Whoa are you serious? Ok look I might have something but don't tell anyone!

They follow Jimmy around the back and see an ordinary TV on the ground.

Muscle Man: What is that?

Jimmy: It's a TV!

Mordecai: Does it even turn on?

Jimmy: Yeah.....(switches the TV on)

Rigby: Argh what? It's not even in colour...Lame!

The group are not satisfied with the model.

Jimmy: Look you guys wanted a TV for free! This is your free TV!

Mordecai: How much is your cheapest flat screen?

Jimmy: $1200!

Knowing that they can't afford it, the group take the free TV with them back home. Mordecai places it near the TV they usually use.

Rigby: Make sure the game's still paused!

Mordecai slams onto the TV, showing The Hammer to Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Pops.

Muscle Man: Whoa! You really did get to The Hammer!

Rigby: Yeah....that's what we've been saying the whole time!

Muscle Man: I thought you we're lying!

Rigby: Why would we do that?

Muscle Man: Cause you're not good at anything to get to The Hammer! This is just a fluke! (he shoves Rigby) 

Rigby:(shoves Muscle Man back) You're the fluke!

They start to wrestle until Mordecai interupts them

Mordecai: Guys stop! We've got a problem! This thing doesn't even turn on

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