Picking Up Margaret/Transcript

This is the transcript page for the episode "Picking Up Margaret".

(The episode starts in 'The Coffee Shop. Mordecai and Rigby sings a breakfast rap)

Rigby: (beat-boxing)

Mordecai: (raps) Eggs and sausage, hot sauce and ketchup, now that's what I call a healthy big breakfast! (beat-boxes)

Rigby: (raps) Worried 'bout your thighs, put the mayonnaise on the side, I said put the mayonnaise on the side, why are you staring at my thighs?!

Mordecai: On the side, I keep my mayo, want my people say heyooooo!! (both laugh) Yeah, I hate mayo.

Margaret:  (on phone) No, it's cool, it's fine.. yeah, no, no I'll figure it out. Okay bye. Uugh.. (sits on the chair)

Rigby: Dude, Margaret, this eggs are good! Got any extra mayo?

Mordecai: What's wrong?

Margaret: My friend Tania just bailed on me. She was supposed to give me a ride to the airport

Mordecai: Wait, you're going on a trip?

Margaret: Yeah! Didn't I tell you? It's just this.. I'm going to check out this University of States.. well I probably never even get in but..

Mordecai: Wow, a university.

Rigby: I thought you're already in school?

Margaret: Yeah, the Community College! But I'm just getting my general studies out of the way, so I can transfer and focus on what I really wanna do. Hey sorry, I gotta figure this out. My interview with the university is first thing tomorrow so, I can't miss my flight tonight.

Mordecai: Hey Margaret, I can take you.

Margaret: Really?

Mordecai: Yeah sure, I'll give you a ride.

Margaret: Oh my gosh! Thank you! You're a life saver!

Mordecai: Baaaaah.. pfft..

Margaret: Wait, are you sure you want to give me a ride? And not because you bet someone you could or..

Mordecai: Pfft.. come on! When have I.. (Rigby wanted to say something) Be quiet! Look no bets, no nothing, I just wanna help you out.

Margaret: Cause' I just need a simple ride to the airport. We leave early, get there with plenty of time, no getting off-track, no craziness.

Mordecai: Trust me, I got it.

Margaret: Okay! Heh.. sorry.. thank you so much! This is really nice of you Mordecai.

Mordecai: No problem.

Margaret: Pick me up in the main building at six o'clock

Mordecai: Six o'clock. I got it.

Margaret: I'm going to see if there's any old cinnamon rolls left for you.

Mordecai: Yeah-yuh!

(The scene changes to the Park house in Benson's office)

Benson: (on phone)......yes Mr. Maellard sir, I'm sorry....Absolutely, I'm working on it right now.. Of course sir, I-...(sighs) What is it Mordecai?

Mordecai: (knocks the door) Benson? (waits for the call to finish) Uhh.. are you redecorating here? Ahah.. I knew it! New poster right? Ha.. really cool.. (low voice) can I borrow the cart?

Benson: Shouldn't you be working? I thought I told you to rake the leaves?

Mordecai: Oh.. yeah, yeah! I finished that.. ahah.. (low voice) can I borrow the cart?

Benson: What?

Mordecai: (low voice) Can I borrow the cart?

Benson: What do you want? Speak up!

Mordecai: (sighs) Can I borrow the cart?

Benson: No. But you can borrow my car.

Mordecai: Really?!

Benson: My car is in the shop getting some work done.. Calm down.. it's just being detailed. Anyway if you go pick it up, you can borrow it

Mordecai: I can totally do that! Thanks, Benson! You're the best!

Benson: Meh.. saves me the trip (writes something on the note) Here's the address. (hands it to Mordecai)

Mordecai: Downtown?! How am I supposed to get all the way over there?!

Benson: (answers the phone and covers it with his hand) I hope you got good walking shoes..! ...Yes Mr. Maellard

(The scene changes to Downtown with heavy traffic and Mordecai asking a guy in a newsstand)

Mordecai: (holding a note) Hey, excuse me, is there a quick way through mid-town?

Newsstand Guy: Uhh.. sure, the pass is way through 7th.

Mordecai: Cool, 7th. Thanks!

Newsstand Guy: But.. I wouldn't go through that part of town..

(Mordecai walks through the creepy-looking 7th Street and his phone rings)

Mordecai: (on phone)  Hello?

Margaret: (on phone) Mordecai, what's up?

Mordecai: (on phone) Margaret, hey, hi! How's it going?

Margaret: (on phone) Goooood! Just headin' it my class..

Mordecai: (on phone) Oh yeah.. (looks at the guys sitting on the trash bin)

"The Wickets" Guy 1: Hey, hey! Where are you going man?

"The Wickets" Guy 2: Hey is that a cellphone?! No cellphones man.. can't you read?

Mordecai: Don't have any change man.. (on phone) sorry, just some dudes yelling something..

Margaret: (on phone) Hey, so you're still cool to pick me up later, yeah?

Mordecai: (on phone) Yeah! We're all set

Margaret: (on phone) Awesome.

(a ball rolls towards Mordecai and picks it up, then gives it to "The Wickets" leader)

Margaret: (on phone) You know, I really appreciate this. If you believe in coming to a ride to the airport, those are the most important people in your life

Mordecai: (on phone) Yeah, exactly!

Margaret: (on phone) I mean, I don't know why I didn't just asked you in the first place?

Mordecai: (on phone) Yeah.. I.. know, hey can you hold a sec? (covers the phone mic) Heey, guys.. what's up?

"The Wickets" Leader: Didn't ya here my boys earlier?! No cellphones!

Mordecai: What? Why not?

"The Wickets" Leader: Nobody touch me to "The Wicktts"!

Mordecai: The "wickeds"?

"The Wicketts" Leader: Wickets.. (points a pointy thing) Wickets! Don't you play croak okay?!

Mordecai: Okay! The Wickets! I'm sorry!

"The Wickets" Guy: Actually, "The Wickeds" kinda sounds tougher, really!

"The Wickets" Guy 2: Well, would it be "The Wicked Wickets" that sounds pretty cool.

"The Wickets" Leader: Quiet! We'll discuss it in our next general meeting! (talks back to Mordecai) I guess you're not from around here but, this is our turf! And nobody uses cellphones on our turf!

("The Wicketts" yelled "Yeah!")

Margaret: (on phone) Mordecai? Who's voice is that?

Mordecai: What? uhh.. just.. nobody!

"The Wickets" Leader: Ohh.. he thinks we're nobody's!

Mordecai: Look guys, I'm just trying to get to the mechanics!

Margaret: (on phone) Mordecai, are you in trouble?

Mordecai: (on phone) Hahah.. what? Trouble? No.

"The Wickets" Leader: You don't want trouble? Then don't break the rules!

Mordecai: What do you got against cellphones?!

"The Wickets" Muscled Guy: Cuz' they're rude! (smashes the hammer on the floor)

Mordecai: (on phone) I gotta go, I'll see you soon!

Margaret: (on phone) See you at six!

Mordecai: (on phone) Bye!

"The Wicketts" Leader: Smart kid.. Let this be a warning to you, Mordecai! (shouts) No cellphones in our territory, got it! Nobody crosses "The Wickets"!

(Mordecai runs out of the alley then pants and saw the autoshop)

Mordecai: (panting) Finally.. (walks closer on the mechanic)

Mechanic: Can I help you?

Mordecai: Yeah, I'm picking up the wagon. Is it all set?

Mechanic: Yeah, the key's on it. (looks at Mordecai) You're not Benson!

Mordecai: No, I'm Mordecai. I work for Benson

Mechanic: Only owner can pick up car.

Mordecai: What? But Benson sent me!

Mechanic: Rules are rules.

Mordecai: Dude, come on! I have to get this girl a ride to the airport and I'm already running late!

Mechanic: Now you sure call him, no problems

Mordecai: Uuuugh! (calls Benson) Benson, I'm at the mechanics, he won't let me take your car cuz' I'm not you!

Benson: (on phone) Fine, I'll just pick it up tomorrow.

Mordecai: (on phone) No! I need to borrow it now, remember?

Benson: (on phone) Put me on speaker.

Mordecai: (puts the phone on speaker) Hey, Benson wants to talk to you

Mechanic: Hello?

Benson: (on phone) Listen Raymond, can you please just give Mordecai my car?

Mechanic: Benson, rules is rules!

Benson: (on phone) Look, I'm too busy to go down there. Some of us have real jobs!

Mechanic: Oh what, Raymond don't have real job?!

Benson: (on phone) If the cover all's fit.

Mordecai: Oh jeez.. (facepalms then hears something)

"The Wickets" Leader: (hidden) Mordecai, put your phone away..

Mordecai: (looks around then sees him)

"The Wickets" Leader: (bumping 3 balls on his hand) Mordecai, put your phone away!

Mordecai: (gasps)

"The Wickets" Leader: (still bumping 3 balls on his hand) Mordecai, put your phone away!

Mordecai: (looks at the "The Wickets" Leader on the car)

"The Wickets" Leader: (abit louder) Mordecai, put your phone away!

("The Wickets" started appearing everywhere in the autoshop)

"The Wickets" Leader: (abit shouting) Mordecai, put your phone away!

Mechanic: (sees "The Wickets") The Wickets.. AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (runs away to his office)

"The Wickets" Leader: We've warned you, Mordecai!

Mordecai: Look, leave me alone! Go back to playing mini-golf!

"The Wickets" Leader: Raaaaaah! (attempts to hammer Mordecai but he dodged it)

Mordecai: Aaahh! (dodging more things then sled below the vehicle)

("The Wickets" surrounded the car where Mordecai is under then the mechanic left his office wearing a fire suit and  holding a flamethrower)

Mechanic: Hey Wickets! (uses the flamethrower at "The Wickets")

(Mordecai rans away from The Wickets and went to Benson's car)

"The Wickets" Leader: Hey! (points at Benson's car)

Mordecai: (starting Benson's car and went to reverse then the muscled guy dived on the top of the car) Waaaaaaaahh! (the guy fell and drove to the main building to pick up Margaret then nearly goes outside the car) Hey Margaret! Let me help with your-..

Margaret: No time! I messed up! My plane leaves at six-thirty not nine-thirty! We have like fifteen minutes to get to the airport. Do you think you can drive fast?

Mordecai: (looks at the rear mirror and saw The Wickets driving towards him) Not a problem (fastened his seatbelt and shifted to "go" and drove away and saw The Wickets again on the rear mirror)

"The Wickets" Muscled Guy: (moving the hammer up and down) Mordecaaaai!

Margaret: Are those guys saying your name?

Mordecai: What? No, I don't think so!

(A girl in "The Wickets" sprayed "WICKETS" on the side of Benson's car and threw the empty spray can on the side window)

"The Wickets" Girl: Hahahahhahaaaaaaa!!

Margaret: (gasps) What the heck! (Mordecai and her looked behind)

(Benson's car is being bumped by The Wickets and Mordecai lost a bit of control but gets back on track)

Margaret: What's going on?!

Mordecai: Okay, don't freak out but, those guys kinda want to kill me for using a cellphone

Margaret: What?!

Mordecai: I can explain!

Margaret: Now let me guess, you lost a bet or did you hijack this car from other guy wearing crime lords?

Mordecai: It's Benson's car!

Margaret: That's it! I'm calling the cops.

Mordecai: No! (tries to prevent Margaret from using the cellphone then The Wickets smashed the side mirror and took Margaret's phone)

Margaret: (screams)

"The Wickets" Leader: I said no cellphones! (smashed Margaret's phone to pieces using his hand)

("The Wickets" bumps Benson's car on the side and surrounded by whole gang, they hammered the vehicle everywhere)

Mordecai: Hang on! (turns the vehicle to a closed road then ramped on the side of the truck)

("The Wickets" on motorcycles attempted to dodge the rolling barrels but crashed on the side, leaving "The Wickets" on the car remain on trail)

Margaret: (looks on the broken side mirror then gasped)

"The Wickets" Leader: Come on, come on!

Margaret: Uuughh! This is hopeless! These guys won't quit!

Mordecai: I won't quit either. (drives faster)

Margaret: (sees dead end of the road) Mordecaii!

Mordecai: Just trust me!

Margaret: Okay! I trust you!

(Mordecai turned the vehicle so they won't fly out the dead end and "The Wickets" ramped away and crashed on a cellphone billboard then Mordecai arrived on the airport and they both panted)

(Hurriedly went to the airport then Mordecai found a bag stroller and Mordecai tells Margaret to ride on it and Mordecai pushed faster to reach the flight and Margaret hands the ticket to the lady)

Airport Lady: Boarding is now closed, thank you!

Margaret: Wait! Please! I need to go in this flight!

Airport Lady: (sighs and lifted the telephone) Hold the gate please.

Margaret: Thank you! Thank you. (puts her bag away)

Mordecai: (puts Margaret's big bag away) See? We made it!

Margaret: Yeah! Look, I'm sorry for all that stuff I said before. I was kind of freaking out and never should've doubted you.

Mordecai: Psscht! Nah! Psscht! It's no big deal

Margaret: I'm serious! You're always there for me. I guess.. I mean.. there's not a lot of people I can say that about.

Airport Lady: (angrily) Ma'am!

Margaret: I should get going.

Mordecai: Yeah..

Margaret: Well, see ya!

Mordecai: Yeah.. uh.. I mean, see ya!

Margaret: Yeah, bye!

Mordecai: Uhh.. wait! Guuhh.. good luck!

Margaret: Thanks

Mordecai: Uhh.. nothing.. sorry.. see ya.

Margaret: (sighs then kissed Mordecai in the lip)

Mordecai: (surprised)

Margaret: See you soon!

Mordecai: (looks traumatized at the kiss) Uhh.. bye.. (waves goodbye and left the airport)

(Mordecai jumps in joy and "We Are the Champion" plays and cheers then shook a person and jump-walked then saw Benson's car trashed and towed away.)

END