Regular Show Wiki:Chat/Logs/31 March 2013

 [12:52]  Wasn't US born in 88 [12:52]  *wolves tear the pigs to pieces, but are still hungry* [12:53]  Look at how little I am! I won't even be a SNACK to you guys! [12:54]  hi master [12:54]  *wolves have nothing else to eat and still chase Rig* [12:55]  *throws MM to wolves* [12:55]  *Buys another DeLorean* [12:55]  *Tries to do the same thing* [12:55]  *Reaches 88 mph* [12:55]  *time travels to 1985* [12:55]  (topless) Oh no bro! Aaauuugh! *wolves tear Muscle Man to pieces and only his bones remain* [12:56]  USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [12:56]  Hi utter [12:56]  UTTUMS [12:56]  *gives wolves Mordecai* [12:56] <Bot of Solitude> I'm not utter. [12:57] <Rigbybestie1510> *hides* [12:57] <Utter solitude> Test [12:57] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> A+ [12:57] <Utter solitude> ;) [12:57] <Rigbybestie1510> Tested (yes) [12:57] <CoolJule> Oh god big time rush commercial is on [12:57] <Utter solitude> oh wait [12:57] <EpicGusher> *wolves eat Mordecai, then run to KFC* [12:57] <Rigbybestie1510> XD [12:58] <CoolJule> My clay mask smells weird [12:58] <Deimos747> *Times travels back to present* [12:58] <Deimos747> *Sees wolves* [12:58] <Deimos747> Ermmm... [12:58] <Deimos747> *Time travels to 1979* [12:58] <Utter solitude> there we go [12:58] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> WB [12:59] <Deimos747> If it smells wierd, mask the scent with Febreeze [12:59] <EpicGusher> *wolves start multiplying population* [12:59] <CoolJule> Heh, that's a good pun [12:59] <Rigbybestie1510> Febreeze chokes me to death. XP [12:59] <Rigbybestie1510> o.o [01:01] <CoolJule> Not ony that but you can tell their ads are fake [01:01] <EpicGusher> *more wolves chase after Rig* [01:01] <Deimos747> *Time travels back to present* [01:01] <Deimos747> *Sees even moar wolves* [01:01] <Deimos747> *Decides to screw himself and try to run from the wolves to no avail* [01:01] <CoolJule> Whow would get into some place they don't know, with a blindfold? Seriously [01:01] <CoolJule> -who- [01:01] <EpicGusher> *wolves also start chasing Deimos* [01:02] <Deimos747> *Sees a Civic* [01:02] <Deimos747> *Goes GTA style on the driver and steals the car* [01:02] <Deimos747> *Drives off* [01:04] <Aurastorm1> wow [01:04] <Aurastorm1> dead chat [01:04] <Deimos747> Test [01:06] <Indy766> So... [01:06] <Deimos747> Wolves. [01:06] <Deimos747> We're doing an RP about a bunch of rabid wolves. [01:06] <Indy766> RP? [01:06] <Indy766> role play? [01:07] <EpicGusher> *wolves triple population since nothing harms them* [01:08] <Deimos747> *Enlists a team to help combat the wolves* [01:08] <Deimos747> *Notices the appearence of the team's members* [01:08] <Deimos747> ENTIRE TEAM [01:08] <Deimos747> IS BABIES [01:09] <Indy766> "They may take our land but they may never take our freedom!" [01:10] <Indy766> charge babies! [01:11] <Deimos747> *Decides to run into the downtown area, screaming* [01:11] <EpicGusher> *wolves slaughter the babies one-by-one* &gt;:) [01:12] <EpicGusher> *only 3 wolves die from baby attacks* [01:12] <Rigbybestie1510> *starts shooting some of the wolves* I HOPE YOU HOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME [01:12] <EpicGusher> *wolves surround and close-in on Rig* [01:13] <Rigbybestie1510> *sees I ran out of bullets* Of course. [01:13] <Deimos747> *Fires RPGs at the wolves* [01:14] <Indy766> Screams Arrrrr! *Throws harpoon* [01:14] <Rigbybestie1510> http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=7pXIhCUu584 Adicolor Song [01:15] <EpicGusher> *3,000 wolves die, but wolves are getting closer to Dei, Indy and Rig* [01:15] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Whats going on? I was busy writing my fanon :/ [01:15] <Deimos747> HELP KAITE [01:15] <Deimos747> WOLVES [01:15] <Deimos747> WOLVES EVERYWHERE [01:16] <Deimos747> *Throws grenades into the crowd of wolves* [01:16] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> *gets stink bomb and bombs wolves; wolves run away* [01:16] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> There, problem solved [01:17] <Deimos747> THERE'S THOUSANDS OF THE WOLVES [01:17] <Indy766> This actually sounds like an exciting experience, not like Liam Neison's The Grey [01:17] <EpicGusher> *7,500 wolves die, but wolves are dangerously close to enemies* [01:17] <Deimos747> *Runs away* [01:18] <EpicGusher> *wolves corner all enemies* [01:18] <Deimos747> *Gives a wolf a cookie* [01:18] <Indy766> *Wolf bits Deimos's leg* [01:18] <Indy766> bites* [01:18] <Deimos747> *Sees a ladder* [01:18] <EpicGusher> *wolf kicks cookie away and bites into Dei's flesh* [01:19] <Deimos747> *Tries to climb it, but gets leg torn off* [01:19] <Indy766> *Saves's Deimos' life by shooting wolf* [01:19] <Deimos747> 'TIS A MERE FLESH WOUND* [01:19] <Deimos747> *Climbs ladder onto roof of a lamp store* [01:20] <Indy766> lamps? [01:20] <Utter solitude> I LOVE.... LAMP [01:20] <EpicGusher> *wolves break down buildings* [01:20] <Utter solitude> soooooooooooooooooooy [01:20] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> SOY [01:20] <Indy766> Brick are you just naming objects in the room? [01:20] <Indy766> I love chair [01:21] <Deimos747> *Runs into road, steals a car, and drives off* [01:21] <EpicGusher> SOY [01:21] <Utter solitude> Sky rockets in flight.... afternoon delight [01:21] <Deimos747> *Crashes into the Civic he stole earlier* [01:21] <Indy766> I threw a trident. [01:21] <Indy766> I sawt hat, Brick killed a guy [01:21] <Indy766> that* [01:21] <Utter solitude> Brick, you might wanna lay low for a while, stay with some family. [01:21] <Utter solitude> Where did you even get a trident? [01:21] <Sboy13> Hey guys, sorry about being gone. I had to do easter egg coloring. [01:21] <Deimos747> Brick? [01:21] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Its ok [01:22] <Indy766> Brick is that a hand grenade? [01:22] <Utter solitude> haha [01:22] <Rigbybestie1510> Brick? Legos? [01:22] <Indy766> ha ha [01:22] <Utter solitude> Is that a REAL hand grenade? [01:22] <Indy766> right over their heads [01:22] <Utter solitude> Sorry ya'll, not a kids movie lol [01:22] <Rigbybestie1510> Awwww... [01:22] <Indy766> everybody loves it though [01:22] <Indy766> the sequel sounds horrible [01:22] <Utter solitude> Still not a kids movie [01:23] <Utter solitude> The sequel sounds awesome [01:23] <Indy766> You ate an entire wheel of cheese? [01:23] <Indy766> I not even madf, I'm impressed? [01:23] <Utter solitude> MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE [01:23] <Indy766> Unneccessary quesiton mark [01:23] <Indy766> Love that scene [01:23] <EpicGusher> *wolves break Deimos car* [01:24] <Utter solitude> He's just in the street [01:24] <Utter solitude> drinking out of a milk carton [01:24] <Indy766> I believe "Diversity" is an old old wooden ship from the civil war [01:24] <Indy766> San Diego first colonized by the germans, named the city a whales'... [01:25] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Wait, what r u talking about [01:25] <Indy766> ugh [01:25] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Im completly lost in all this [01:25] <Indy766> Should we tell them? [01:25] <Deimos747> *Runs out of car and climbs a street light* I'M NOT THE DROID YOU'RE LOOKING FOR [01:25] <Utter solitude> It's from Anchorman. [01:25] <Indy766> Its from the movie Anchorman [01:25] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Oh [01:26] <Indy766> its a hoot [01:26] <Utter solitude> Not appropriate for kids ;) [01:26] <EpicGusher> *wolves break down street light piece by piece* [01:26] <Indy766> I beg to differ [01:26] <Utter solitude> No, it's not. [01:26] <Deimos747> *Jumps from street light onto another street light* [01:27] <Indy766> legally its not, but its not that bad [01:27] <Utter solitude> I'm sure you feel older cuz you watched it and liked it, doesn't change my statement. [01:27] <Indy766> compared to some other movies [01:27] <Utter solitude> brb [01:27] <EpicGusher> *wolves break any nearby street lights* [01:27] <Deimos747> *Jumps from that street light onto an awning* [01:27] <Deimos747> *Jumps in the above window* [01:28] <EpicGusher> *wolves break down doors of building and head towards Dei* [01:28] <Indy766> *]Flings poisoned steak into field, where wolves die* [01:28] <Deimos747> We're in downtown, not a field [01:28] <EpicGusher> *wolf population decreases by double* [01:29] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Riggles, love the new avatar :D [01:29] <Rigbybestie1510> *Scottish accent* I am now Scottie! (content) [01:29] <Rigbybestie1510> Thankies! :D [01:29] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> YW [01:30] <Deimos747> *takes the elevator to the top floor* [01:30] <Indy766> Questioned by the fact that people continuously abbreviate even though they have time to type it out [01:30] <Indy766> [01:30] <Rigbybestie1510> My Scottish accent kinda sounds British at times, so I think... I think subconciously, that's why I made him and Milo cousins. (hmm) [01:30] <EpicGusher> This is the real Scottie [01:31] <Rigbybestie1510> I like to type out words, than to abbreviate. ;/ [01:31] <Rigbybestie1510> :/ [01:31] <Rigbybestie1510> HE IS AN IMPOSTER [01:31] <EpicGusher> *wolves break down building* [01:31] <Indy766> cultured [01:31] <Deimos747> The first Scottish person I will ever think of will always be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundskeeper_Willie [01:32] <EpicGusher> THAT DOG IS AN IMPOSTER [01:32] <Indy766> what dog? [01:32] <Indy766> ain't nobody got time for this [01:32] <Rigbybestie1510> I can't handle my French accent well and French is my favorite language... &gt;&lt; [01:32] <Rigbybestie1510> Me. [01:32] <Deimos747> *Runs into the road and takes the taxi to his house* [01:33] <EpicGusher> *wolves follow Dei* [01:33] <Indy766> I wish I knew french [01:33] <Indy766> Spanish is more useful, but just lame [01:33] <Indy766> Plantation Society French, now that's a dialect [01:34] <Deimos747> *Tells wolves to stop following him* [01:34] <EpicGusher> You're telling me, I want to learn Italian. [01:34] <Deimos747> *Walks into house* [01:34] <Indy766> now that's a useless language [01:34] <EpicGusher> *wolves ignore request* [01:34] <Deimos747> *Ignores wolves* [01:34] <Indy766> who speaks Italian anymore? [01:34] <Indy766> southerners maybe [01:34] <EpicGusher> *wolves bite Dei's neck* [01:35] <Rigbybestie1510> *attacks wolves* Run, Dei, RUN! [01:35] <Deimos747> *Puts on kevlar and bandages* [01:35] <EpicGusher> Excuse me, but I live in an Italian neighborhood. @Indy [01:35] <Indy766> Shoots Dei in the head with a double barrel [01:35] <Indy766> ended [01:35] <Rigbybestie1510> *reanimates Dei* [01:35] <Indy766> anyway, what italian niehboorhood [01:35] <Deimos747> Kevlar is armor, styoobid. [01:36] <Rigbybestie1510> ^ [01:36] <Indy766> my Italian family doesn't even speak it. [01:36] <Deimos747> I didn't even feel it. [01:36] <Indy766> Kevlar is just a compound formula sometimes used in Armour [01:36] <EpicGusher> *wolves damage Kevlar* [01:36] <Rigbybestie1510> *does the Puss in Boots cute face thing for the wolves* [01:36] <Deimos747> *Has chainmail on underneath kevlar* [01:37] <EpicGusher> *wolves feel no emotion and bite Rig* [01:37] <Indy766> talk about heavy [01:37] <Deimos747> I have no idea why I'm wearing this much armor. [01:37] <Indy766> italian is the most useless language in western europe [01:37] <Indy766> nothing against italians [01:37] <Rigbybestie1510> THIS IS WHY I CANCELLED DION AND VALERIE [01:37] <Utter solitude> (troll) [01:38] <Deimos747> *Sees headline that says "World War III started"* [01:38] <Deimos747> Oh yeah... that's why I wore all this. [01:38] <Indy766> Technically we've had over 4 world wars [01:38] <Rigbybestie1510> Wolves Vs. People (and little Scottie) [01:38] <EpicGusher> I thought World War 3 was yesterday, when we tried burning Rig. [01:39] <Indy766> Technically WWII was WWIII [01:39] <EpicGusher> How? [01:39] <Indy766> The first world war were the Napoleonic wars [01:39] <Rigbybestie1510> *doing violent RP* *listening to Portlandia theme on repeat* Perfect. (yes) [01:39] <Indy766> it involved 5 continents [01:40] <Deimos747> That was a series of wars, not one big conglamoration. [01:40] <Indy766> there needs to be a minimum of three to be classified as a world war [01:40] <Utter solitude> (troll) [01:40] <Rigbybestie1510> I hate history stuff... all of it's confusing... &gt;&lt; [01:40] <Utter solitude> ::watching troll getting fed:: [01:40] <Indy766> they just say that because is spanded over such a period of time with no technical time of peace [01:40] <EpicGusher> History's my favorite subject, but you aren't making sense. [01:40] <Indy766> teaching the future [01:41] <Rigbybestie1510> *sees RP stopped for a (troll) * &gt;&lt; [01:41] <Utter solitude> Guys [01:41] <Indy766> yes? [01:42] <Utter solitude> Stop feeding the f***ing troll [01:42] <Deimos747> Anyway... [01:42] <Deimos747> *Puts on spare kevlar suit* [01:42] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> R u guys planning any pranks for April Fool's day in 2 days? [01:42] <EpicGusher> *wolves still damage Kevlar* [01:42] <Rigbybestie1510> Uhhh... [01:43] <Rigbybestie1510> OH. [01:43] <EpicGusher> Yep. @Kait [01:43] <Rigbybestie1510> I have to do something mouse-related. [01:43] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Im thinking of a prank, ill ask my dad about pranks my mom has done to him and get a idea lol [01:43] <Deimos747> *Puts on two Kevlar suites right before closing and locking the door, then jumping out the window* [01:43] <Rigbybestie1510> Guys, um, if I don't come on, it's because I got arrested for murder. [01:43] <Deimos747> I'm not gonna prank anybody [01:44] <Rigbybestie1510> "Victim died from seeing a toy mouse in her coffee cup." [01:44] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Ive ALWAYS wanted to prank someone, actually started with Prankless lol [01:44] <Rigbybestie1510> I've always wanted to do it from that Ed Edd n Eddy episode. [01:45] <Rigbybestie1510> WB Jule. [01:45] <Deimos747> I wonder if there's any way you can sneak salt inside of a sealed Keurig K-Cup without anyone noticing [01:45] <Rigbybestie1510> Yes. [01:45] <Rigbybestie1510> But, it's risky. [01:45] <CoolJule> ive always wanted to get a roll of TP and wet it, making it look like a turd. and put it in the restroom stall at school XD [01:46] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Im thinking about getting in my mom's closet and probably use a creepy voice [01:46] <Rigbybestie1510> Wait, it'll look like a turd? :| [01:46] <CoolJule> an empty roll [01:46] <CoolJule> yeah [01:46] <Rigbybestie1510> SWEEEET... [01:46] <Utter solitude> the tube [01:46] <EpicGusher> I should bring Saran wrap to the school bathroom's and place it on a toilet seat. [01:46] <Utter solitude> I always tell people I crashed their car [01:46] <CoolJule> XD [01:46] <Rigbybestie1510> OMG, YES. [01:46] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Ill say "They're coming to get you...." over and over and hopefully scare here lol [01:46] <Deimos747> Guys, can we continue with the RP? [01:46] <Utter solitude> Like, call and sound like I'm upset [01:47] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> her* [01:47] <Utter solitude> dude, we're having a converstaion [01:47] <Utter solitude> *conversation [01:47] <CoolJule> i have some fake hands id like to prank people with if i greeted them [01:47] <CoolJule> i actually know this stra through the face trick [01:47] <Utter solitude> Or tell someone their girl/boyfriend is cheating on the [01:48] <Utter solitude> "I saw ____ at the mall today... and... I don't really know how to tell you this...." [01:48] <Rigbybestie1510> XD [01:48] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> ill probably color a piece of paper and make a mask like with a gray face and creepy red eyes, i could try it even though i never watch horror things lol [01:50] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Actually, ill prank my bother since the last time i tried to prank my mom, i completly failed since i was laughing -_- [01:50] <Rigbybestie1510> "Moms... Nanny called... they had to take Little Man to the hospital... he didn't make it. I'm SO sorry..." [01:50] <Rigbybestie1510> That one's dark, but it'll get a few laughs because of her face before she figures out I'm joking and nags and yells for 10 hours about how NOT funny it is. &gt;.&gt; [01:51] <CoolJule> brb [01:51] <Rigbybestie1510> "Nag, nag, nag, I love Little Man to DEATH! You know not to joke about that! Blah, blah blah, naaaaaaaaaag..." [01:51] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> ok [01:51] <Rigbybestie1510> KK. [01:51] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> XD @rig [01:51] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> My mom would ground me and take my computer away [01:52] <Rigbybestie1510> Eh, I'd hear her mouth for a bit, then she'd start talking about my aunts and grandparents, then get bored and watch Judge Mathis. [01:52] <Utter solitude> aw, I don't work on Monday tho [01:52] <Utter solitude> so I need to think of a prank that doesn't require that I left teh house [01:53] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> prank calls? idk [01:54] <Utter solitude> meh caller id [01:54] <Kaitlyn Dunlap> Oh yeah [01:54] <Rigbybestie1510> They have block number thingies. :/ [01:55] <Deimos747> Somehow, I managed to get from the page for plastic wrap to the page for faulty generalizations without using search on Wikipedia. [01:55] <Rigbybestie1510> o.o [01:56] <Utter solitude> well, there's that app that disguises your number [01:56] <Utter solitude> I should prank Evan so hard [01:56] <Rigbybestie1510> I do that sometimes. I'll look up RS and get to Finding Nemo somehow. :/ [01:56] <Rigbybestie1510> YES