Portable Toilet/Transcript

(Episode opens with Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and CJ having lunch in the park.)

Eileen: Alright Ribgy, would you rather. . . comb your hair with a hot dog, or have feet for hands?

Rigby: Pfft! Feet for hands! Run twice as fast!

Mordecai: But how would you play video games?

Rigby: Be quiet!

CJ: Your turn Mordecai. Would you rather. . .  live on a houseboat made out of garbage, or eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?

Mordecai: Portable toilet.

CJ: You'd really do that?

Mordecai: (scoffs) Over a garbage houseboat, obviously. It'd smell bad, and then the water would make it smell more, and then you just got a big pile of wet garbage.

CJ: So you're saying you would eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?

Mordecai: Yes.

CJ: Huh. (pulls a wrapped sandwich out of her bag) Just so happens I got my sandwich right here. (gasps and points) And what's that over there?

(Mordecai looks over his shoulder to see the portable toilet behind him.)

Rigby: Ooh! (slams his hand on the table) Time to put your sandwich where your mouth is!

Mordecai: You can't be serious.

CJ: What a coincidence. My sandwich is chicken too