Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special/Transcript

(Episode starts with the opening. Blue prints are shown of previous items in Regular Show, such as The Maximum Glove from "Video Game Wizards", the I'm Eggscellent hat from "Eggscellent", and the basketball shoes from "Slam Dunk". Eagle man is then shown and he does a fist pump that gives out a blue aura. The title screen is then shown, saying "Regular Show: Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special" with Japanese caricatures behind it. The anime opening then begins. White flashes spark and a faded Mordecai is shown, as well as a small silhouette of him. The words "Created by J.G. Quintel" are shown)