Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-22930393-20140204160530/@comment-24264260-20140205021722

Slacking off (more), playing more video games (there's a ton I need to start), and competing in nearly impossible challenges that'll win me a prize as eggscellent as... Well, "I'm Eggscellent." Actually, if I had the chance to win the "I'm Eggscellent" hat, I would compete in ANY CHALLENGE!

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DIAL 911, QUICK!