Busted Cart/Transcript

(The episode begins at the park. Mordecai and Rigby are up to their old antics, as usual. This time, they're ready to do some stunts with the golf cart)

Mordecai: Alright dude, you ready?

Rigby: I finished digging the pit, and the cones are all set up!

Mordecai: Extreme cartin'?

Rigby: Extreme cartin'!

Mordecai and Rigby: WHOAAAA!

(M&R shuffle into the cart, and they start it up. Mordecai steps on the gas, then, grabs the gear, and the cart goes down the hill. They fly through the air in the cart, and Mordecai turns the cart in midair to land on a metal rail. They skid for a while, holding the poles of the cart)

Mordecai: Hold it, hold it!

Rigby: I'm holding, I'm holding!

Mordecai: (steps on brake) Now!

(Mordecai and Rigby both let go of the poles. As the cart jumps off the medal rail, Mordecai spins the wheel causing the cart to do a 360. When the cart lands, Mordecai skids through the scatter of cones, then switches gears, and the cart flies into the air and lands in a big circular hole. Mordecai makes the cart rotate along the outer rim of the hole for a couple rotations. The cart then flies into the air, does another 360, and lands on the top of another hill. Mordecai hits the brake, then, M&R start panting, and, though still left breathless from all of what happened, they laugh)

Rigby: Hahaha, we did it, we did it!

Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah-yuh! (they high-five. Then, all of a sudden, the cart starts rolling down the hill. At the bottom, Mr. Maellard is walking with Benson, examining the park)

Mr. Maellard: Hmm. Hmph! The groundkeep on the grounds looks excellent! This park is really coming together. Well done, Benson!

(Benson and Mr. Maellard see the cart, still rolling on its own. M&R run behind to try to stop the cart, but the cart crashes into a nearby tree as Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Maellard look on)

Benson: Mordecai! Rigby! ''What have I told you about messing with the cart? If you think-- (Mr. Maellard puts his hand on Benson's shoulder)''

Mr. Maellard: My office, now!

(clock transition to Mr. Maellard's office. Maellard is chewing Benson out)

Mr. Maellard: Do you have any idea how much those carts cost?! (pounds on table) I'm not paying park money to fix your mistakes!

Benson: But sir--

Mr. Maellard: But ''nothing! (M&R listen outside of the office) ''I could find a new park manager right now if I wanted to!

Benson: (pulls out receipt) Don't worry sir. The warranty will take care of everythng. (Maellard yanks the receipt and looks at it)

Mr. Maellard: This expires tomorrow afternoon!

Benson: But the dealership's too far away! I'll have to drive all day and night!

Mr. Maellard: Sounds like a personal problem! Get that cart fixed or you're FIRED!

(cut to a few seconds later. Maellard slams the door on Benson. Outside, Benson walks out, still steamed, as M&R follow)

Mordecai: Benson, we're sorry. We'll make it up to you.

Rigby: Yeah, we can help you get to the dealership!

Benson: No! You two only screw things up! I'm going to get that cart fixed by myself, so stay here!

Mordecai: But that drive is way too long for one person to handle!

Benson: I'll take my chances.

(clock transition to a montage of Benson out on the road. The wrecked-up cart lays in the bed of the truck as Benson sits through a traffic jam on the highway. Then, once it clears up, his monitor flashes to turn right, and he goes in that direction. Benson drives through the canyon through sun, rain and fog before he stops at a gas station. Benson then drives the car across the bridge is the montage ends. He passes by a sign reads, "Cart Dealership, 1000 miles")

Benson: Alright, Benson. (checks watch) You're making great time. (focuses back on the road) As long as you don't stop, you can get to the dealership with time to spare. (looks in rear-view mirror) And then, as soon as you get back to the park, you can fire... (Benson sees Mordecai and Rigby as they peep their heads into view from the bed of the truck) ...MORDECAI AND RIGBY! AUGH! (hits the brake. Seconds later, Benson is yelling at M&R outside of the truck) I can't believe this! I told you idiots not to come! Does the word "not" not process into your thick skulls?!

Rigby: Of course not! Wait, uhhh...

Mordecai: Look, Benson, we just wanted to help you make it across the country!

Benson: Shut up. Just shut up and let me think for a second. (sighs and pauses for a few moments) Okay. Ideally, you guys would be a million miles away from me right now. But since I don't have time to turn around and take you back, you're gonna come with me! (zoom into face) And you're gonna do exactly what I say.

(cut to some time later. Benson is giving one-word commands to M&R on what to do)

Benson: Water! (M&R grabs the water from a shelf) Open! (M&R force the cap off) Mouth! (M&R try to pour it into Benson's mouth, but the truck runs over a rock, causing the water to spill on Benson) Augh! Napkins! (M&R get a pack of napkins from the shelf. Not seeing the twisttie, Rigby tries to rip the bag open, but the bag rips open, blinding Benson) No napkins! No napkins!

(some time later, a cop has pulled Benson over. Benson walks slowly, seemingly drunk, to the cop)

Mordecai: Benson, we're sorry.

Rigby: Yeah, the bag wouldn't open and the napkins...

Benson: No, no more. Here's what you guys are gonna to for the rest of the trip, nothing, absolutely nothing. (turns red) Don't say, don't do anything, just stop messing things up.

Rigby: Benson, why do you hate us so much?

Benson: (sighs) I don't hate you guys, I just hate some of the things you do. Okay, I really hate some of the things you do. I know you don't mean them but I'm your boss and it's my job to push you to do better.

Mordecai: Is that why Maellard yells at you?

Benson: (laughs) You guys don't know how easy you have it. Let's just say, his yelling is way worse than mine.

Rigby: But is it worse than his face?

(They laugh)

Benson: Hey, do you guys wanna listen to some electro-pop music?

Mordecai: Whoa, you listen to that?

Benson: Just on long car trips, it helps keep me awake.

(Benson puts the tape into the tape player and electro-pop music starts to play. They start to dance, causing them to swerve and causing them to get pulled over by another cop and the scene goes to night time and the music ends and Benson is seen falling asleep)

Mordecai: Benson?

(Benson is still falling asleep)

Mordecai: Hey Benson.

(Benson wakes up)

Benson: Huh, what?

Mordecai: Dude, you look pretty tired. How about I drive for a little while?

Benson: No, no, I'm perfectly fine.

Rigby: Come on, man. You've been driving all day, it's not safe.

Benson: (sighs) Alright.

(They pull over to the side of the road and Benson and Mordecai get out of the truck and Bensn starts to walk over to the passenger side)

Benson: I don't wanna sleep for too long so wake me up in two hours. Only two hours, got it?

Mordecai: Don't worry dude, you can trust us.

(Goes to a little later and Benson is asleep and is snoring)

Mordecai: Check the map to see how far it is.

(Rigby gets the map)

Rigby: Uh, where are we now?

Mordecai: Uh... (sees a sign that says "Now Entering Buttzland and laughs) Buttzland.

Rigby: Buttzland? (laughs) Dude, we're really close to the dealership. It's like only two inches away.

Mordecai: Dude, look dude.

(They see a sign that says "Joyspot Arcade, next exit")

Mordecai: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Mordecai and Rigby: Video game pit stop! Oh!

(Benson is almost woken up)

Mordecai and Rigby: (Quietly) Oh!

(They leave the exit and go to Joyspot Arcade and run to the doors)

Mordecai: All right, let's do this. But only for thirty minutes, Benson's job is on the line.

Rigby: Right.

(They go into the arcade and it goes to a few hours later and Benson wakes up)

Benson: (yawns and looks at his watch) Huh? What?

(Benson runs into the arcade and finds Mordecai and Rigby playing a game and takes them outside)

Rigby: Turn it off!

Mordecai: How long were we in there?

Benson: Hours! You were in there for hours! Now we're never gonan make it to the dealership! It closes in thirty minutes!

Mordecai: We're sorry. We didn't know it was daytime, there aren't any windows in the arcade.

Benson: Excuses, excuses! How am I supposed to trust you, when all you give me are excuses?! When are you two gonna learn, that your actions have consequences?! Consequences that affect other people! (voice breaking) Like me! Don't you two understand? I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs, but I care about keeping mine! Cause if I lose my job, I have nothing! Do you hear me? I have nothing! (starts crying) Now if you excuse me, I need to take my last bathroom break as an employed man.

(Benson walks to the bathroom)

Mordecai: Dude, we really messed up.

(Benson comes out of the bathroom)

Benson: What?

(Sees that the truck is gone, screams and turns red then sees a guy with a motorcycle)

Benson: Hey you!

(Runs to the guy)

Benson: There were two guys with a truck that was just here. Do you know where they went?

Motorcycle Guy: Oh yeah. They're taking a shortcut out to Highway 13 to the cart dealership.

Benson: What?!

Motorcycle Guy: Most dangerous highway in the country.

Benson: How much do you want for that bike?!

(Scene goes to Benson riding the motorcycle onto Highway 13, catches up to the truck, jumps onto the back of the truck and opens the window)

Benson: You idiots! This is the most dangerous highway in the country!

Mordecai: But it's the only way to make it to the dealership in time.

Benson: Get out of that driver seat!

(Mordecai moves to the middle seat and Benson sits on the driver seat)

Benson: I am turning this thing around.

(They drive over a brigde which breaks and the ground begins to crumble)

Rigby: Guys, I don't think we can turn around.

(Benson and Mordecai see this in the rear-view mirror and scream)

Mordecai: Step on it! Step on it!

(Benson speeds up)

Mordecai: Benson, watch out!

(Points to the spikes on the road ahead and Benson tries to swerve away from them but two spikes pop the back tires, they drive towards a canyon and a boulder is seen coming down the side of the canyon )

Rigby: Boulder!

(Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson scream, swerve away from the boulder then the two front tires pop and they scream again)

Benson: We're all gonna die!

Mordecai: No we're not. We can fix this Benson. Rigby, you ready for some extreme cartin'?

Rigby: Extreme cartin'!

(They unhook the straps that hold the back of the truck and holding the cart then Mordecai and Rigby get into the cart)

Mordecai: Hang on.