Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys/Transcript

(The episode begins with the guys all groaning in the house on a hot summer day)

Muscle Man: Okay, that's it (takes off his pants)

Mordecai: C'mon Muscle Man, not the pants.

Muscle Man: If I don't take them off, I can't cool 'em off. Simple science, bro.

Benson: Listen up, due to the extreme heat, the park is closed today, work is cancelled. If you need me, I'll be in the shade lying still (he leaves)

Rigby: Alright. Did you hear that, Mordecai? A day off.

Mordecai: Too bad we don't have air conditioning, and it's too hot to move.

Rigby: Oh yeah. Man, this day off is a scam.

Mordecai: We just have to find a place where we can cool off.

(Scene cuts to the Coffee Shop)

Eileen: So just the free ice water then?

Rigby: Yeah, thanks Eileen. (he cools himself off with the ice water)

Eileen: Feel better now? (she clears her voice) Feel better now, Rigby?

Rigby: No, I'm still hot.

(Eileen takes the shirt)

Eileen: Mordecai and the Rigbys? What already happened to that?

Mordecai: We had to break up. Didn't want to end up as British dirtbags, so.

Eileen: That's why I quit Mole Scouts too. Well anyway, if you feel like getting back together, there's a Battle of the Bands here tonight.

Mordecai: Nah, that was a different time.

Rigby: Yeah, things have changed for us.

Eileen: First prize is an air conditioner.

(Mordecai and Rigby gasp)

Mordecai: Where's the sign up sheet?

(Scene cuts to the park where Benson holds up a soda to cool himself off, Skips sitting on a hammock, Pops laying on a chair with a fan to cool himself off, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost laying down on a pool, and Thomas laying down on another chair)

Mordecai: Dudes, Dudes guess what?!

(The guys groan)

Mordecai: There's gonna be a Battle of the Bands tonight.

Muscle Man: Why should we care, bro?

Mordecai: Because the first prize is a brand new air conditioner.

(The guys are exciting)

Rigby: And we're getting the band back together.

(Mordecai and Rigby are mimicking rock stars who are playing guitars)

Benson: Mordecai and the Rigbys aren't a band. Two guys who can barely play guitar isn't a band.

Mordecai: Hey, we've been practicing.

Rigby: But on your second point, you're right, two guys isn't a band. That's why we need you guys.

Mordecai: Yeah. Pops, keys.

Rigby: Skips, bass.

Mordecai: Muscle Man and Fives, horn.

(Mordecai and Rigby are mimicking drummers)

Mordecai and Rigby: Benson on drums. And...

Mordecai: Uhhh...

Thomas: I know, I can be your British manager.

Mordecai: What?

Thomas: Dude, every band has a mean British manager. (in British accent) Hey, you lot. (he snickers) (again in British accent) Where is bass play man Chester up for an hour ago?

Mordecai: Uhh...sure, man. So, you guys with us?

Muscle Man: If it means "getting out of this heat wave", then we're in.

Guys: AC. AC. AC. AC.

Benson: You guys better know what you're doing.

(Scene cuts to the garage where the guys are setting up the band and playing music)

Mordecai: Guys? Guys?

Thomas: Hey, listen up you lot, Mordo here has something to say!

Mordecai: Uhhh...thanks, Thomas,