List of "My Mom" jokes

The "My Mom" jokes are a running gag in Regular Show. They were made by Muscle Man.

Season One

 * Just Set Up the Chairs
 * You know who likes special entertainment like that? MY MOM!
 * Don
 * I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!

Season Two

 * Dizzy
 * You know who else has seen Pops today? (Benson: Who, your mom?) I was not gonna say that! Why does everyone always think Iam gonna say "my mom"?
 * My Mom
 * You Know who else needs supervision? MY MOM!
 * You know who else rocks this hard? MY MOM!
 * You know who else has the best tacos in the city? (Rigby: Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off!) You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off? (Mordecai: We don't have time for this!) You know who else doesn't have time for this? (Mordecai and Rigby: UGH!!) You know who else says "Ugh"? MY MOM!
 * You know who I feel sorry for? MY MOM!
 * You know who taught Hi Fives to hot-wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss? My uncle, John. He's a mechanic. (Rigby: ...That's cool.) You know who taught him!? MY MOM!
 * Hey, Bobby, you know who else lifts like a champ? MY MOM!
 * Lift with the legs, Bobby! The legs! Like my mom!
 * Hey, Mordecai, you know who else messes around a lot? (In slow motion) MY MOM!
 * Mordecai: You know who else has a gap in their teeth? YOUR MOM!
 * Mordecai: You know who else is prematurely balding? YOUR MOM!
 * Rigby: You know who else finds their clothes in the garbage? YOUR MOM!
 * Mordecai: You know who else lives in their car? YOUR MOM!
 * Rigby: You know who else has fat ankles? YOUR MOM!
 * Mordecai: You know who else can't tell a-- (Muscle Man: AAAUUUGGGHHH!)
 * You know who else is going to have to get supervised again for not doing it right? MY MOM!
 * Rigby: You know who else really hates Muscle Man?
 * This Is My Jam
 * You know who else blows a mean peace of brass? (Rigby: Here they come!)
 * Muscle Woman
 * You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings? MY MOM!
 * First Day
 * You know who else is gonna play quartz parchment shears for your old Silounna? (Pops: Who?) MY MOM!

Season Three

 * Terror Tales of the Park
 * You know who else likes to get headbutted in the face? (Nigel: What?) MY MOM!
 * Slam Dunk
 * You know who else likes to score so she can get computer rights for a week? MY MOM!
 * Under the Hood
 * Do you know who else likes to clean up other people's messes? MY MOM!