Death Kwon Do

Death Kwon Do is a martial arts style from an 80 paged notebook that the Death Kwon Do Instructor owns. Apparently as long as you posses a techniques page while having a mullet and jeans cut to look like shorts you have the ability to do the move.

Bicep Flex of Death
The Bicep Flex of Death is the first technique shown in the book. It is never shown in action but by the looks of it, the move just looks like its a flex.

Leg Lifts of Death
The Leg Lifts of Death is the second technique shown in the book. Like the Bicep Flex of Death, it is never shown in action. It also doesn't look like a fighting technique and more like an exercise. According to the Instructor it is a good beginners move.

Pelvic Thrust of Death
The Pelvic Thrust of Death is the third technique shown in the book. This attack is never shown in action. The Death Kwon Do Instructor says that this is his favorite. This attack is also a sexual Innuendo.

The Death Punch of Death
The Death Punch of Death is the most deadly among the techniques. It is not a beginners move. Rigby steals this page when the instructor turns his back and learns the move. The move is a punch that emits a wave the sends is target flying. The only way this move can be stopped is with the Death Block. The page after this technique is blank.

The Death Block
The Death Block is a block and the only way to prevent the Death Punch of Death. Mordecai is the only person who has used this move.

The Death Jump
The Death Jump is a really high jump that is almost like flying. Mordecai uses this to save himself and Rigby from dying in the lava pit from their fight.

The Death Dump
The Death Dump is never seen in action since Rigby told Mordecai to use the Death Jump. The attack supposedly seems like it is the act of defecating.

The Side Mach Charge of Death
The Side Mach Charge of Death is actually self-explanatory. It is an attack that can only be done on a side of your body. It is done by running forward with your arm ahead of you. However, this allows you to run up to 760 mph (no faster). This attack is an intermediate move, and it must be used carefully, because if you use it even once at least, and you are successful, both you and the object or entity you are attacking will take damage, but the object or entity will sustain more damage than you do (unless you are usually really weak, in which case, you will take more damage).

The Death Clap
The Death Clap is a forward beginners attack that, if done, will send several shockwaves that reach as far as 15 feet away from you. They are measured in 180 degree circular angles and will increase in size until their length is equal to 20 feet.

The Body Slam of Death
The Body Slam of Death is also self-explanatory. It is a body slam that sends out a Sonic Boom that reaches at least 50 feet away from you. Not only is this NOT a beginners move, but this attack can really shake up the ground as well. If you do this attack at higher altitudes (even if it is only slightly higher), the Sonic Boom will be sent out further. But be warned! If you ever combine this attack with The Death Jump, the Sonic Boom will be large and powerful enough to send out a killer force through a whole city, no matter how large the city may be!So when you want to do a death body slam you need to be nearly 4in. away from your aponet and then slam your aponet on the ground and that will kill them.

The Exorcism of Death
The Exorcism of Death is considered one of the most dangerous Death Kwan Do movies of all. It's a chest slap combined with a similar move to Death Punch of Death, except with hand opened like claws. Not only is this not for beginners, but it is not to be used unless you know how to exorcise a demon possessing someone. If the demon proves to be too powerful, it could lead to a person's death or comatize him or her for years.

Wings of Death
It doesn't actually give you wings, it just gives you the power to fly. You meditate for 10 minutes and think about being as light as a feather, floating, and Jesus giving you the power to fly. You must also be almost pure of heart.

The Death Song
Sing any song, especially anything from the Disney Channel, and kill your opponents in one hit. (Miley Cyrus works really well.)

The Hand Grab of Death
This technique, while not too much on preventing the Death Punch, can actually move the attack away when one grabs the fisted Death Punching hand, swiftly tossing the opponent making the punch away.

The Stunning Scream of Death
The Stunning Scream of Death is also a good beginners move. It is a scream that can temporarily stun or paralyze your enemies for up to 1 minute, or until they snap out of it through sheer force of will. This move can be used as a tactic of evasion or escape.