Real Date/Transcript

(Episode begins with Pops' House. Mordecai, Rigby, CJ and Eileen are playing a gameboard called Mineropoly. CJ rolls the dice.)

CJ: Six. One, two, three, four, five, six. Coyote Flats. I'd like to buy a mine.

(Eileen slowly picks up a card)

Eileen: In the mine, you find...gold!

CJ: Yes!

Mordecai: Aaaaawww...

Eileen: (flips over the card) Foolsgold!

CJ: Aw, man.

Mordecai, Rigby and Eileen: Ooooooohhhhh!

Eileen: The scientific name for foolsgold is pyrite.

Mordecai: My turn. (rolls the dice) C'mon, Papa needs a brand new pix axe.

(Benson appeared in the doorway with a handful of mail)

Benson: Are you gonna take care of this mail? It's been stacked up by the door for weeks.

Rigby: We get mail. Did you noticed?

Benson: Get it outta there! (he drops the mail) Do it, or your'e fired! Eileen, Dodgeball girl. (He leaves)

(Rigby picks up a football trophy with a drawing of Rigby's head and saids "World Rigby Asssociation")

Rigby: Oh, yeah, my order from Trophy Discounters.

Mordecai: Couple Corral?

CJ: What?

Eileen: Your'e still suscribed to that dating site?

Rigby: Dude, your'e not single.

CJ: Uh, yeah. (she elbows Mordecai) I deleted my profile.

Mordecai: Hey, i forgot, alright? Okay, everybody watch. (He picks up his phone)

Voice: Delete profile?

(Mordecai presses "Yes", then a wheel rolls as it's loading)

Mordecai: See, it's being deleted, right?

(An gunshot sound was heard as an X appears, then Mordecai looks at his phone)

Voice: Are you sure, pardner?

Mordecai: Yes! (he presses "Yes")

Voice: Did you mean to press "No"?

Mordecai: Hold on.

Eileen: So how long have you two been together?

CJ: Hmm. We've been hanging out for a month now.

Rigby: Hanging out, hanging out?

Eileen: Sounds pretty casual, guys, i mean, have you ever been on a nice, romantic date?

Mordecai: This is a date.

Eileen: This is game night, Mordecai, i mean a real date.

Mordecai and CJ: A real date?

CJ: Does that time we had all you eat at crabs at Seafood Sal's count?

Rigby and Eileen: No.

CJ: Oh my gosh.

Mordecai: I'm gonna make reservations to a nice resteraunt.

CJ: I'm gonna buy a new outfit.

Mordecai: Saturday at seven?

CJ: Saturday at seven.

(Mordecai and CJ ran away to make plans to get ready)

Rigby: Hello, game night!

(A clock transistion to the next day. Rigby is playing a video game and Mordecai is holding up a small jewelry box)

Mordecai: Dude, Rigby, you got a second? I want to show you what I bought for CJ.