Free Cake

Free Cake is the fifth episode of Regular Show.

Summary
Rigby digs up a good-looking plate from the garbage, so he and Mordecai decide to use it by eating a piece of chocolate cake with it. When they try to buy cake mix at the grocery store, they believe the cake mix is too expensive (it was only $1.50), and try to find a free cake (they tried to get some at a wedding and attempted to get a cake at a "free store") but their attempts fail. A piece of chocolate cake is available at the snack bar and they try to trick Benson into giving them the cake, but they will only get the cake if it’s either of their birthdays, which is not. However, it is Skips’ birthday and then Benson and Pops tell them that Skips never had a birthday party and always go to the woods by himself. The Mordecai suggets that to throw a birthday party for Skips because he desvere it (Rigby keep on adding the cake) because he is always there for them then Benson agrees ( only because Pops argees) and said to the two they will throw a party for Skips if they can get him on board. In the house they keep on thinking how they are going to him on board then Rigby suggets to get a van and put Skips in there but Mordecai refuse (because that is kidnapping) so then Mordecai thinks they should tell Skips that they want to throw a party for him but Rigby thinks that lame because there will be no suprise (and no van) then Mordecai said that they can throw Skips a susprise party. Then they go to Skips and ask him if he wanted to hang out with them tonight but Skips said he wanted to be alone. Then Rigby said that they should lie to Benson then figue out how to get Skips to the party later Mordecai argees. Then Mordecai and Rigby told Benson that Skips want a suprise party at 8:00 at his house and a choclate cake then Benson give them the key to the snack bar and as Mordecai and Rigby was running Benson shout at them if they are lying to him they have dish duty for the next month. Then they go to the snack bar and got the cake Rigby want eat it but Mordecai said no because so they cannot be punished with dish duty for a whole month but Rigby said let do dish duty but Mordecai said that they have Skips. In the woods Rigby is holding the cake and his stomach start to growl Mordecai said don't touch the cake but Rigby said it a medical emercary but Mordecai said he alway ate a sandwich then Rigby ask Mordecai is he a doctor now and go to medical school in the past 5 mintues then Mordecai said they are saving for the party and took the cake away. At Skips house Benson ask Pops if they are there yet Pops said no then Benson said to turn off the light because it is almost 8:00 then when the lights turn off Muscle Man got undress but Benson said it not a naked party. Then back to the woods Rigby said that it is almost 8:00 and they not going find Skips in time and they should eat the cake but Mordecai said that Benson will get pissed then Rigby said that Benson will get like that no matter what and have its better to have no regrets and took the cake and about to eat it then Mordecai took the cake and Rigby jump on top on him to get the cake but Mordecai punch him and started to run then Rigby trips Mordecai buy holding both of his legs and he let go of the cake and Rigby caught then Mordecai jump on him and told to quit it because he is messing up the cake. Then they heard a strange noise and they find Skips doing an ancient ritual of some kind in the middle of the woods. When Rigby startles Skips, a ghost named Gary (perhaps singer David Bowie) picks up Skips in his car and takes him away, but Mordecai and Rigby manage to stow on. Skips was performing an ancient eternal youth dance and is presented by baby gods who are angry with Skips for not completing the dance that begin stealing his life and disintegrating into dust, and in order to save him, Mordecai found out that the baby gods love cake and then he offer their chocolate cake in exchange for Skips' life, but at first Rigby ask him what is he doing then Mordecai ask him if he want Skips to die on his brithday then Rigby argges which the gods bathe themselves in. Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips are sent back and Skips’ birthday party starts. They give Skips their plate as a birthday present and Pops was able to get a spare cake, but unfortunately for the duo, the cake is vanilla with chocolate frosting.

Trivia

 * Mordecai's claim, that it's unnatural to dig things out of the trash, may be a joke about raccoons and how they are known to collect things that have been thrown away.
 * It's the first time Mordecai used the word "pissed"
 * When Mordecai traded with the babies the cake for Skips' youth, Rigby notices they were just smooshing it all over their faces, which is common for babies.
 * This is the first time Benson did not turn red or get mad.

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Quotes'''

Mordecai and Rigby - Free cake! Free cake!

Mordecai and Rigby - No cake ... No cake.

Pops - Good show! Jolly good show!

Benson - But if you morons are lying to me you be on dish duty for the next month!

Rigby - Are you a doctor now? Did you go to medical school in the past five mintues?

Mordecai - Dude you got stop digging stuff out of the trash it's unaturnal.

Rigby - YOUR unaturnal!

Skips - No! I want to be left alone!

Mordecai - No Benson gonna get pissed.

Rigby - Benson will get like that no matter what.

(In Skips house for the party)

Benson - Kill the lights.

(Lights are off and Muscle Man get undress.

Muscle Man - WHOO! Wait until Skips see us totally naked!

Benson - It's not that kind of party Muscle Man.

Muscle Man - Ohhh don't turn on the lights yet!